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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Samizdata posted:

As I see it, then someone is not a furry, but an animal loving rear end in a top hat that likes fur suits.

A person can be two things.

Alternatively: what’s the difference :rimshot:

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Huh, I never knew Morally Inept was a furry, too.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Manuel Calavera posted:

There's a guy. Making furry porn, on patreon.

He's making nearly 30k a month from it.

Furry porn is super lucrative.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The Lone Badger posted:

Furry porn is super lucrative.

drat. Wish I was better at drawing boobs on squirrels.

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

The Lone Badger posted:

Furry porn is super lucrative.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

drat. Wish I was better at drawing boobs on squirrels.

Someone did an A/T recently.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

sunken fleet posted:

Furry porn is super lucrative.

But furry porn is especially lucrative because A) it's a niche with a high degree of specificity—i.e., my fursona has thirteen horns positioned exactly so, and only fucks blue cat-dragons with purple hair—but not a lot of talented artists so anyone with an ounce of draw-good can clean house, and B) it's audience is predominantly twenty/thirty-something shut-ins with lots of disposable income.

I know a few of digital illustrators who've dabbled, and the common thread is that the money is excellent, but the clients are demanding and fickle. You have to make it clear upfront that you charge extra for revisions.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Part 1 of the Dayz Psychopath stalker saga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e4pO0sQz94

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Solice Kirsk posted:

drat. Wish I was better at drawing boobs on squirrels.

You'll get better at drawing boobs in general if you draw boobed animals, because most mammals have like 6 nips. So it's more practice overall. Win/win!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tarantula posted:

Part 1 of the Dayz Psychopath stalker saga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e4pO0sQz94

Holy poo poo, that's amazing.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:sad:

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


we showed we didn't want that culture here anymore with the expulsion of Aatrek

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Korgan posted:

we showed we didn't want that culture here anymore with the expulsion of Aatrek

He should have been permabanned a long time ago for sending creepy pms to every woman who posts in the pic thread, tbh.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Randaconda posted:

He should have been permabanned a long time ago for sending creepy pms to every woman who posts in the pic thread, tbh.

He's probably the reason Minimalist Program kept delaying posting their picture :(

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Korgan posted:

He's probably the reason Minimalist Program kept delaying posting their picture :(

I wouldn't doubt it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

He should have been permabanned a long time ago for sending creepy pms to every woman who posts in the pic thread, tbh.

He also sent weird PMs to non-women, myself included. Nothing that would bother me personally but I got the feeling all his Moomins weren't in the valley.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Tarantula posted:

Part 1 of the Dayz Psychopath stalker saga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e4pO0sQz94

this one's my favourite griefing video, a 30 minute magnum opus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

loving fantastic. In addition to being a creep he was a classist piece of poo poo who constantly hated on poor people.

Good loving riddance to that rancid piece of poo poo.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slime posted:

loving fantastic. In addition to being a creep he was a classist piece of poo poo who constantly hated on poor people.

Good loving riddance to that rancid piece of poo poo.

No, man you don't understand, Southerners, especially poor ones, are literally subhuman.

An argument he actually made.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Randaconda posted:

No, man you don't understand, Southerners, especially poor ones, are literally subhuman.

An argument he actually made.

God, I hated that guy. so yay!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Pretty sure 'poor southerners' includes a LOT of black people.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inescapable Duck posted:

Pretty sure 'poor southerners' includes a LOT of black people.

Yes.

(Citation: is a poor southerner)

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Slime posted:

loving fantastic. In addition to being a creep he was a classist piece of poo poo who constantly hated on poor people.

Good loving riddance to that rancid piece of poo poo.

And to think there was a time I only knew him because he got banned from League of Legends because he wouldn't shut up about Iowa State Cyclones while playing. You've got a game where players are miserable toxic cunts to each other and you get banned because you don't shut up about a football team?! I guess in retrospect it was a minor prelude to extreme shittyness.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Mierenneuker posted:

And to think there was a time I only knew him because he got banned from League of Legends because he wouldn't shut up about Iowa State Cyclones while playing. You've got a game where players are miserable toxic cunts to each other and you get banned because you don't shut up about a football team?! I guess in retrospect it was a minor prelude to extreme shittyness.

He also got chatbans in Overwatch FOR NO REASON (according to him). I have no doubt that it was because he was at best a toxic poo poo and more likely also a massive creep too.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Slime posted:

He also got chatbans in Overwatch FOR NO REASON (according to him). I have no doubt that it was because he was at best a toxic poo poo and more likely also a massive creep too.

Oh yeah, I remember that now. There were like 3 goons who got some sort of temporary punishment in Overwatch and they came to the conclusion it was because they played a lot of Torbjorn (guy who builds a turret and tosses armor to teammates, usually not the best character in a game with so much mobility). I don't remember the name of the third guy, but the other two were Jastiger and Duck & Cover so it was safe to assume they were all punished because they were behaving like gaping assholes.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Mierenneuker posted:

Oh yeah, I remember that now. There were like 3 goons who got some sort of temporary punishment in Overwatch and they came to the conclusion it was because they played a lot of Torbjorn (guy who builds a turret and tosses armor to teammates, usually not the best character in a game with so much mobility). I don't remember the name of the third guy, but the other two were Jastiger and Duck & Cover so it was safe to assume they were all punished because they were behaving like gaping assholes.

I'll never understand the "no you can't pick this character because the meta" in games like Overwatch. Why even let people select the character if you're going to punish them for doing so?

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


What were Jastiger's stomping-grounds and what was the worst poo poo he said?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Slugnoid posted:

this one's my favourite griefing video, a 30 minute magnum opus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

everything this guy does is so drat good

he's got the perfect execution of saying "what" and "i'm sorry?" with just the right amount of feigned confusion

the best one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xmPCvquqGY

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Inspector Gesicht posted:

What were Jastiger's stomping-grounds and what was the worst poo poo he said?

Well as stated before, his constant and unending weird hate-on for "The South". Someone would say some as innocuous as "oh gee, I like sweet tea" and he'd come Kramering in talking about how Southerners that like sweet tea should all be shot and the tea should be poured down a volcano because that's the only place for swill like that. It was constant enough you could set your watch to it.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Volcott posted:

I'll never understand the "no you can't pick this character because the meta" in games like Overwatch. Why even let people select the character if you're going to punish them for doing so?

I don't think Blizzard punishes people for being one-trick ponies so this whole meta thing would be purely coming from the players. I think you are missing the point here tho. The fact that two terrible posters made the same argument/bullshit excuse that they got punished because of character selection shows how nonsense that was. They must have gotten punished because they acted like assholes in chat during games. Both of them had a history in Games threads, so this was obvious, a foregone conclusion.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 14:59 on Nov 1, 2017

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
I mean wasn't he the guy with the "OMG I love Sherman!" av, because that makes a lot more sense now. I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a red text av, but I just assumed it was because he had a casual "Sherman was a cool dude" *ignores war crimes and native genocide* attitude, not because of a "Sherman burned the south to the ground and I want to see that repeated" attitude.

Scruff McGruff has a new favorite as of 14:58 on Nov 1, 2017

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

BraveUlysses posted:

everything this guy does is so drat good

he's got the perfect execution of saying "what" and "i'm sorry?" with just the right amount of feigned confusion

the best one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xmPCvquqGY

I disagree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYirOC_3HSg

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Inspector Gesicht posted:

What were Jastiger's stomping-grounds and what was the worst poo poo he said?

He sent creepy PMs to at least one poster (probably multiple) in the selfie thread, with the first one posting the PMs they got. He was just overtly creeping on them despite having a wife and kid.

I'm honestly surprised he didn't get a ban after that one.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
He also thought Iowa was paradise on earth or something.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Holy poo poo, I didn't think it could get any better.

Spoiler Alert It Does

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

zakharov posted:

He also thought Iowa was paradise on earth or something.

Iowa is the garbage flyover state that the surrounding garbage flyover states make fun of

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Just filter his posts in Unpopular Opinions, I've browsed through two pages and he has already made two posts about eugenics being awesome.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
I've never seen any of these before and this has me crying. That loving whistling noise.

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Mierenneuker posted:

I don't think Blizzard punishes people for being one-trick ponies so this whole meta thing would be purely coming from the players. I think you are missing the point here tho. The fact that two terrible posters made the same argument/bullshit excuse that they got punished because of character selection shows how nonsense that was. They must have gotten punished because they acted like assholes in chat during games. Both of them had a history in Games threads, so this was obvious, a foregone conclusion.

I was just commenting on the videogames part because I don't disagree with the "Jagister bad" part. I was relatively sure I've read screencaps that seemed to suggest Blizz punishes people for working outside of the current meta.

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