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johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Ghost Dad?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
quick marty start playing guitar better

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Goku helping Gohan do the kamehameha

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!




Professor Mumblecore stroked his robust beard and looked over the crowd gathered in Chogbort's great hall "Five gazillion points to Syphandlore!" he ejaculated loudly.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

sneakyfrog posted:

quick marty start playing guitar better

I think this one wins :golfclap:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




:kiddo: And I'll form the leg!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Wizard people, dear readers.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Professor Mumblecore stroked his robust beard and looked over the crowd gathered in Chogbort's great hall "Five gazillion points to Syphandlore!" he ejaculated loudly.

Would have been great if Rowling had included "ejaculated" somewhere in the books and then just went "what, I'm honouring the great Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... *winks*" in response to the inevitable outrage.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I hope there is a better story than a case of someone who couldn't figure out how to walk up an incline.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Lobok posted:

Would have been great if Rowling had included "ejaculated" somewhere in the books and then just went "what, I'm honouring the great Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... *winks*" in response to the inevitable outrage.

She did. The first part, anyway, in one of the later books.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I guess it was slippery, but holy poo poo, I think I would have starved to death first.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
Should we go find a ladder or rope? No that's impossible, call fire department and pray they get here in time!

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Ryan North solved that problem better:

https://storify.com/halfcadence/ryan-north-s-thrilling-adventure-in-a-hole

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Who What Now posted:

Wizard people, dear readers.

POWER BABY

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bates posted:

Should we go find a ladder or rope? No that's impossible, call fire department and pray they get here in time!

Maybe someone could have taken off their coat and held one arm and passed the other down to the gibbering halfwit who can't get out of a skate bowl?

There were obviously other people there with him and not one came up with a better idea than calling emergency services?

The firefighters should have pushed them all down there.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Zil posted:

I hope there is a better story than a case of someone who couldn't figure out how to walk up an incline.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bizarre-rescue-firefighters-called-pull-7171282

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Inescapable Duck posted:

She did. The first part, anyway, in one of the later books.

That's awesome. I didn't want to Google "Harry Potter ejaculation" to double-check.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Maybe someone could have taken off their coat and held one arm and passed the other down to the gibbering halfwit who can't get out of a skate bowl?

There were obviously other people there with him and not one came up with a better idea than calling emergency services?

The firefighters should have pushed them all down there.

I assumed this was in England and the firefighters were the only ones who can legally engage in rescuing someone from a shallow ditch.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2012/feb/22/man-drowned-lake-firefighters

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Gorilla Salad posted:

Maybe someone could have taken off their coat and held one arm and passed the other down to the gibbering halfwit who can't get out of a skate bowl?

There were obviously other people there with him and not one came up with a better idea than calling emergency services?

The firefighters should have pushed them all down there.

Thanks Gorilla Salad! I am cackling like an idiot over this and people are staring and moving away from me.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


The saga of Ryan North vs the Hole is just the best.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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edit: this is what happens when you don't lock your phone and start doing other things.

Ultimate Shrek Fan has a new favorite as of 02:07 on Nov 2, 2017

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

T]bn/phmh mm
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:same:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

NewFatMike posted:

POWER BABY

Harry cast a "summon unseen wine" spell and retreated to his room...

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

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Hell, who doesn't feel this way?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

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I told my brother that buying an account for his youngest was a bad idea!

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

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- rupi kaur

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
BBC knew.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
So I scrolled down on that page...

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

PaulBearer posted:

So I scrolled down on that page...



How many articles do they have about testicles that it's defined as its own news group?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Tbh I thought the hacker was a juggalette but it’s all the same.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Why is this funny? I am dumb.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That train told a joke.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Aleph Null posted:

Why is this funny? I am dumb.

maybe there's loss.jpg or a goatse somewhere? I dont see it either

I actually find it beautiful

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


It's a big bridge over a tiny stream and the goon who posted it is unfamiliar with the concept of flooding?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The idea of public transportation is inherently funny to Americans.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




pidan posted:

It's a big bridge over a tiny stream and the goon who posted it is unfamiliar with the concept of flooding?

It is sort of interesting that they dealt with a stream on a steep incline as a series of grassy flat terraces rather than a solid concrete U-shape. When the water level is low you can easily cross on foot. Not really funny, but we don't have a vaguely interesting pictures thread.

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