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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/DocCurm/status/925480984254050304

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Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
I know the Russ talk is well played, but I'm watching Awful Squad for the first time in a while. Twenty minutes in, just as the group are about to spring a trap they spent five minutes setting up, Russ for no reason tosses a smoke grenade and ruins it. Everyone yells at him, and then he does it again.

I honestly can't tell if he did this on purpose. I've always thought he was just bad and tried to play it off, but this had actual comedic timing to it. It's worse if he's doing it on purpose because it's not funny and it seems like near everyone watching hates it too.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Stroop There It Is posted:

WHY

like I know phobias are inherently irrational but what is it that they say freaks them out

he just thinks they're freaky. never been able to pin down what it is specifically about them

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
In terms of scary, buttons are probably super easy to choke on. Maybe that's it.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
Russ is like if pirate rap were a person.

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

Uhhh, weird place to go to instead of "a black guy"

Whoops. I really assumed it was an impression. gently caress. I'm going to go and have a long think.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

I know the Russ talk is well played, but I'm watching Awful Squad for the first time in a while. Twenty minutes in, just as the group are about to spring a trap they spent five minutes setting up, Russ for no reason tosses a smoke grenade and ruins it. Everyone yells at him, and then he does it again.

I honestly can't tell if he did this on purpose. I've always thought he was just bad and tried to play it off, but this had actual comedic timing to it. It's worse if he's doing it on purpose because it's not funny and it seems like near everyone watching hates it too.

The smoke was dumb but drat if his ditching everyone for the damaged Dacia that couldn't get up the hill wasnt the funniest thing.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Zero One posted:

The smoke was dumb but drat if his ditching everyone for the damaged Dacia that couldn't get up the hill wasnt the funniest thing.

I'll admit, I got to that part as I was typing my post, and the fiery wreck made me reconsider. That was funny, but it was pretty much the same thing as the smoke. I guess he's decided his thing now is to find ways to undercut the team's prep with something dumb and hope it's funny to someone.

Nerdietalk
Dec 23, 2014

Stroop There It Is posted:

WHY

like I know phobias are inherently irrational but what is it that they say freaks them out

She's always just looked off into the distance and said "I don't want to talk about it"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Russ is bad but goddamn I kinda love him


EDIT: holy hell he accomplished absolutely nothing of positive value in that first game, i am crying

Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Nov 1, 2017

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Why is Clint dressed as M. Bison?

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

I feel bad for people who don't like Russ's lovely agent of chaos shtick.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
I don’t get why people don’t like the guy intentionally ruining the fun either

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Serperoth posted:

Why is Clint dressed as M. Bison?

The M stands for Merle.

e: Russ is fine, but could stand to tone it down sometimes. Him driving into a bale of hay and leading to a full party wipe is still my favorite moment from any Awful Squad, so he's OK in my book.

SpacePig fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Nov 1, 2017

Serf
May 5, 2011


Now that I've seen what Russ looks like from the Wolfenstein video I can say that he looks exactly like you would expect.

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

Huh. http://www.fearof.net/fear-of-buttons-phobia-koumpounophobia/

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

I'm glad I'm only afraid of normal things, like heights and ghosts.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Fans posted:

I don’t get why people don’t like the guy intentionally ruining the fun either

He made the fun. The first game ended with him pathetically failing to drive a car and dying uselessly in a metal fireball while Justin and Griffin watched in amusement.

Honestly, the trap earlier would have been cool if you were playing with them but it's boring as Hell for a livestream. What Russ did was dumb as hell, but I won't argue with the results.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Shinjobi posted:

He made the fun. The first game ended with him pathetically failing to drive a car and dying uselessly in a metal fireball while Justin and Griffin watched in amusement.

Honestly, the trap earlier would have been cool if you were playing with them but it's boring as Hell for a livestream. What Russ did was dumb as hell, but I won't argue with the results.

The results being boring as hell?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Aw hell yeah, instead of a plan come together I get to see a cloud of grey smoke and hear a bunch of people yell at a dipshit. This rules!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I mean the trap wasn't exactly exciting, but having them set a trap and wait around the whole time only to have it ruined at the last minute was much worse, because then what was the point of the rest of it?

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
I mean as a player I would've been outraged. As an observer, it's hilarious. The point is that they have this trap all set up (which doesn't even fuckin' work anyway, that guy zooms through) and Russ is just like "here's smoke!" and gently caress it all up after like ten minutes of waiting. It's loving great and I appreciate that lanky stupid man.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

quote:

Certain incidents or events might have triggered the phobia early in one’s childhood; an event that one might not even remember. A British bartender, for example, remembers a bucket of buttons falling on his head at the age of two.

I'll just store this bucket full of buttons on the shelf above the baby's crib...

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
That Russ is ~poisooooooon~

(To the tune of Bell Biv Devoe’s 1990 hit Poison)

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
I hate Russ and stopped watching Awful Squad because of him. I wish he'd go back to the sewer.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Didn't we start the Polygon thread very specifically to argue about Russ?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SpacePig posted:

Didn't we start the Polygon thread very specifically to argue about Russ?

The videos have McElroys in them, don't they?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYgEe-pSrI

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
I've really started to adore Allegra since the Polygon Show started. Glad she got in on the most anticipated episode of VGT.

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

Not Operator posted:

I've really started to adore Allegra since the Polygon Show started. Glad she got in on the most anticipated episode of VGT.
Same but even moreso with Ashley

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!
Allegra “Extremely Weird Food Opinions and also Everything Else” Frank is great

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I know it would kill the joke, but I also kinda wish they had included the 30 seconds before the video starts, where Yuna explains that she has to live every minute of her life faking her cheerfulness for the benefit of others because she's the face of hope for thousands of people. At least they kept in the more genuine laughs after the obviously fake ones.








I just really like FFX and hate the poo poo that scene gets unfairly, ok?

SpaceParrot
Jul 18, 2006

Legs Benedict posted:

Allegra “Extremely Weird Food Opinions and also Everything Else” Frank is great

The best thing about Allegra is that her bad-at-video-games-ness is almost powerful enough to kill Ashley. I don't mean this in a lovely way, it's legit wonderful to watch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-5fvphQUlM

Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:

SpacePig posted:

e: Russ is fine, but could stand to tone it down sometimes. Him driving into a bale of hay and leading to a full party wipe is still my favorite moment from any Awful Squad, so he's OK in my book.

Do you remember which episode this was? It sounds like something I want to watch.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SpaceParrot posted:

The best thing about Allegra is that her bad-at-video-games-ness is almost powerful enough to kill Ashley. I don't mean this in a lovely way, it's legit wonderful to watch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-5fvphQUlM

Allegra is a monster, a wonderful, fantastic, monster.

Allegra is a pokemon

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Who What Now posted:

Aw hell yeah, instead of a plan come together I get to see a cloud of grey smoke and hear a bunch of people yell at a dipshit. This rules!

Dude you must have absolutely LOATHED Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons. Sorry.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Shinjobi posted:

Dude you must have absolutely LOATHED Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons. Sorry.

"I don't think it's good to let the three-year-old fingerpaint on all the walls and carpet."
"Wow you must HATE abstract expressionism,"

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Tjadeth posted:

Do you remember which episode this was? It sounds like something I want to watch.

This one:
https://youtu.be/WiWlYYN1x5Q
I'm on mobile, so I can't really do a timestamp, but Russ gets the car at about 24 minutes, and hits the hay not long after.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Shinjobi posted:

Dude you must have absolutely LOATHED Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons. Sorry.

Yes, but for unrelated reasons.

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poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

SpacePig posted:

This one:
https://youtu.be/WiWlYYN1x5Q
I'm on mobile, so I can't really do a timestamp, but Russ gets the car at about 24 minutes, and hits the hay not long after.

Griffin sounds so happy back when the guy he made Polygon videos with wasn't outed as a harasser creep. :smith: contrast that with him generic-internet-FPS-player yelling at Russ about getting parked in position to use some sniper rifle.

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