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Volcott posted:I was just commenting on the videogames part because I don't disagree with the "Jagister bad" part. I was relatively sure I've read screencaps that seemed to suggest Blizz punishes people for working outside of the current meta. I highly doubt it and like Jastiger and his insistence that he didn't deserve a chatban I'm like 90% sure that everyone who says they were punished for playing non-meta characters were actually just very deliberately throwing or something.
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zakharov posted:He also thought Iowa was paradise on earth or something. It was more like every state that votes for Republicans should be expelled from the USA, except a) in his mind that seemed to just mean "the south" and ignored that b) his own state is more Republican than most southern states; and c) there's millions of people in the south who don't vote for the Republicans.
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Nov 1, 2017 15:27
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Slime posted:I highly doubt it and like Jastiger and his insistence that he didn't deserve a chatban I'm like 90% sure that everyone who says they were punished for playing non-meta characters were actually just very deliberately throwing or something. Yeah, the reason why these people say that they were banned for playing Torb is that they're basically putting down their turret, spraypainting D.Va on the ground, and humping it for 15 minutes while doing nothing else. Blizzard has metrics that show if you're even attempting to assist in the fight, if you're attempting but failing badly they won't ban you. But if you're just plopping down a turret and then alt+tabbing to watch anime (which is a thing someone did, and streamed it) they'll ban you.
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Slime posted:I highly doubt it and like Jastiger and his insistence that he didn't deserve a chatban I'm like 90% sure that everyone who says they were punished for playing non-meta characters were actually just very deliberately throwing or something. It apparently takes literally thousands of reports in Overwatch to get banned. An impressive feat to be honest (and I guess moderately embarrassing for Blizzard that they let accounts go on that long). 
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Nov 1, 2017 15:31
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zakharov posted:He also thought Iowa was paradise on earth or something. I've never met anyone who went to Iowa State who wasn't a delusional turd
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Slime posted:I highly doubt it and like Jastiger and his insistence that he didn't deserve a chatban I'm like 90% sure that everyone who says they were punished for playing non-meta characters were actually just very deliberately throwing or something. This exact thing has happened hundreds of times in the dota/lol threads over the years and every time it's the person being human garbage. And you have to be a really loving lovely person for the player report systems to start taking action on you in overwatch and dota.
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Nov 1, 2017 15:53
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Volcott posted:I was just commenting on the videogames part because I don't disagree with the "Jagister bad" part. I was relatively sure I've read screencaps that seemed to suggest Blizz punishes people for working outside of the current meta. If anything, Blizzard encourages people to disrupt the meta. If Torb is "dogshit" according to the playerbase, someone who plays as him and wrecks face is fine by them. Blizzard just cares if you're a dick or disruptive. "Play nice, play fair" is their mantra, after all.
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Scruff McGruff posted:I mean wasn't he the guy with the "OMG I love Sherman!" av, because that makes a lot more sense now. I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a red text av, <snip> because of a "Sherman burned the south to the ground and I want to see that repeated" attitude. It was that. I always thought it was just a gimmick, because I didn't know about the rest of his posting. But dude wanted the South to burn more.
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I'm a big fan of this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssr1PMSNvwk
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Nov 1, 2017 16:00
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Yeah, it's always some form of actually being a shithead, and then lying for sympathy. An old classic: 
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Nov 1, 2017 16:00
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How is he hitting him with melee without getting caught??
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ilmucche posted:How is he hitting him with melee without getting caught?? I read the comments and apparently in DayZ you don't see the names of other players.
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https://theoutline.com/post/2437/who-banned-roger-stone
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steinrokkan posted:Just filter his posts in Unpopular Opinions, I've browsed through two pages and he has already made two posts about eugenics being awesome. He also liked to show up in religion threads in A/T to preach about the virtues of atheism over religion, every one of which is really just a front for pedophilia, violence, and various and sundry other naughty things.
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Cythereal posted:He also liked to show up in religion threads in A/T to preach about the virtues of atheism over religion, every one of which is really just a front for pedophilia, violence, and various and sundry other naughty things. You'd think he would have been fine with all those things, in retrospect.
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Nov 1, 2017 17:29
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Mierenneuker posted:Oh yeah, I remember that now. There were like 3 goons who got some sort of temporary punishment in Overwatch and they came to the conclusion it was because they played a lot of Torbjorn (guy who builds a turret and tosses armor to teammates, usually not the best character in a game with so much mobility). I don't remember the name of the third guy, but the other two were Jastiger and Duck & Cover so it was safe to assume they were all punished because they were behaving like gaping assholes. What the hell? I play Tor a lot, and have never gotten any kind of ban... And if you play Tor, you drop the turret, then run around shooting people, grabbing scrap, and tossing armor with the occasional turret visit for repair.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:01
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Samizdata posted:What the hell? I play Tor a lot, and have never gotten any kind of ban... And if you play Tor, you drop the turret, then run around shooting people, grabbing scrap, and tossing armor with the occasional turret visit for repair. yes, that's because you actually play, rather than hurling abuse at others and howling furiously into the void before complaining about your unjust muting on internet forums
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Nov 1, 2017 18:07
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Samizdata posted:What the hell? I play Tor a lot, and have never gotten any kind of ban... And if you play Tor, you drop the turret, then run around shooting people, grabbing scrap, and tossing armor with the occasional turret visit for repair. Jastiger and d&c are both prime examples of horrible people. Which is why they got punished, not because of what they played. I remember d&c doing the exact same thing in Dota, complaining about getting punished for playing axe mid. It took about 5 seconds to look up his games and view the chat logs to see the real reason.
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I mean, sure, D&C might have been banned from ever posting again in multiple megathreads for popular competitive games, and eaten tons of month-long probations in others, but I'm sure he's just the paragon of calmness and rationality when he's actually playing.
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Volcott posted:I was just commenting on the videogames part because I don't disagree with the "Jagister bad" part. I was relatively sure I've read screencaps that seemed to suggest Blizz punishes people for working outside of the current meta. absolutely not, blizzard does not give a poo poo what character you pick everyone saying they were punished for picking the wrong character is just deflecting on being a lovely rear end in a top hat blizzard would prefer there not to be a meta at all, because then that means everything is perfectly balanced. meta only exists for people who play competitive and care way too much boner confessor has a new favorite as of 19:30 on Nov 1, 2017 |
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I can understand thinking that someone would report you for playing a characters, but to think that a company would enforce those reports without reviewing them in some way is ridiculous. If they didn't want you playing the character, they would've removed them.
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The actual thing that finally got him banned was starting a derail on a story about a guy setting up cameras in a change room to secretly record people, including underage girls. Jastiger said this was evidence of how prudish american culture is and how it's just bodies and how so long as the victims never knew they were being filmed and the guy filming just wanked in privacy and didn't profit off the pictures no has been harmed. This went on for a few pages with him valiantly defending invading people privacy to make child porn.
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Klaus Kinski posted:Jastiger and d&c are both prime examples of horrible people. Which is why they got punished, not because of what they played. World War Mammories posted:yes, that's because you actually play, rather than hurling abuse at others and howling furiously into the void before complaining about your unjust muting on internet forums Yeah, I am just that one weird goon that actually plays a game to have fun and have a good time, not turn it into a political forum or some such. Only ever reported two people. One for spamming Tracer's "deja vu" voice line almost an entire match, especially after multiple people asked them to quit and one for leaving their mike open (and apparently their speakers REALLY loud) as the offset sounds were loving up my play. Both after multiple polite requests to stop with progressive warnings I would report them. Been doing this wacky social experiment in OW. Actually giving good feedback to other players when warranted and not complaining when it isn't.
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Baronjutter posted:The actual thing that finally got him banned was starting a derail on a story about a guy setting up cameras in a change room to secretly record people, including underage girls. Jastiger said this was evidence of how prudish american culture is and how it's just bodies and how so long as the victims never knew they were being filmed and the guy filming just wanked in privacy and didn't profit off the pictures no has been harmed. This went on for a few pages with him valiantly defending invading people privacy to make child porn. He also hand-wavingly dismissed recording changing women and girls in secret as a "thought crime", because they never knew he did it. I never really liked Jastiger, but I never realized just how big of a shithead he was.
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Baronjutter posted:The actual thing that finally got him banned was starting a derail on a story about a guy setting up cameras in a change room to secretly record people, including underage girls. Jastiger said this was evidence of how prudish american culture is and how it's just bodies and how so long as the victims never knew they were being filmed and the guy filming just wanked in privacy and didn't profit off the pictures no has been harmed. This went on for a few pages with him valiantly defending invading people privacy to make child porn. But I'm the rear end in a top hat for being born in the South! 
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Randaconda posted:But I'm the rear end in a top hat for being born in the South! well yeah
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Randaconda posted:But I'm the rear end in a top hat for being born in the South! You're an rear end in a top hat for scarring my brain through the AUG thread(s) 
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Randaconda posted:But I'm the rear end in a top hat for being born in the South! Well, you know you were born in the south. If you had never find out, it wouldn't have been so bad.
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mng posted:You're an rear end in a top hat for scarring my brain through the AUG thread(s) It's the AUG thread. 
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SpacePig posted:Well, you know you were born in the south. If you had never find out, it wouldn't have been so bad. It's all about perspective, so since this is the northern hemisphere, it's okay. Mathematically, it cancels out, even.
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Randaconda posted:It's the AUG thread. It's not my problem I don't have self control!
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Baronjutter posted:The actual thing that finally got him banned was starting a derail on a story about a guy setting up cameras in a change room to secretly record people, including underage girls. Jastiger said this was evidence of how prudish american culture is and how it's just bodies and how so long as the victims never knew they were being filmed and the guy filming just wanked in privacy and didn't profit off the pictures no has been harmed. This went on for a few pages with him valiantly defending invading people privacy to make child porn. What the poo poo  I want to believe Jastiger was just trolling or something here, because otherwise what the unholy gently caress
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CommissarMega posted:What the poo poo I understand, it took me awhile to pick up on it based on his pattern in the threads I've seen him: <comment within typical goon tolerances for rationality> <comment within typical goon tolerances for rationality> <comment wanders over line - getting a bit weird> <comment within typical goon tolerances for rationality> <double down on comment that wandered> <unapologetic defensiveness after being called out> <WTF?> <SERIOUSLY DUDE WHAT THE HELL> <disappears for a while, redo from start>
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CommissarMega posted:What the poo poo Even if he was a gimmick poster or dedicated troll, gimmicks tend to get cut off at the point where they're defending pedophilia. But no, I'm pretty sure Jastiger was, and always had been, posting entirely earnestly.
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The only thing about Jastiger I think i remember is that he made that terrible Alignment chart of forums posters and put himself on True Neutral?  
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ekuNNN posted:The only thing about Jastiger I think i remember is that he made that terrible Alignment chart of forums posters and put himself on True Neutral? That's Landerig, and he was chaotic neutral - the Deadpool of D&D alignments. I don't know why I can remember this but not my mobile phone number.
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Proteus Jones posted:I understand, it took me awhile to pick up on it based on his pattern in the threads I've seen him: The "Dissapears for a while" step more often than not is because he ate a week+ probation or ban in another thread.
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