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Kurieg posted:
Mice are supposed to be on the desktop.
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Kurieg posted:
Is that mouse *inside* the scanner? The gently caress?
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Nov 2, 2017 03:33
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Kurieg posted:
CAT Scan that poo poo fast.
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Nov 2, 2017 03:40
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Just chillin in the Xerox. It's p warm actually
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Nov 2, 2017 03:49
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:CAT Scan that poo poo fast. I vote PET scan.
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Nov 2, 2017 03:50
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DUH JUST PRESS "CLEAR ALL"
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Nov 2, 2017 05:19
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I imagine a scan job starting and the scanner bar sweeps across the deck and catching the little mouse, crushing it even as it drags the bloody body across. Tail quivering, blood flowing....
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Nov 2, 2017 05:46
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Nov 2, 2017 05:48
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Agrikk posted:I imagine a scan job starting and the scanner bar sweeps across the deck and catching the little mouse, crushing it even as it drags the bloody body across. Tail quivering, blood flowing.... Reminds me of a Stephen King story. The Mangler maybe?
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Nov 2, 2017 05:55
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kensei posted:Reminds me of a Stephen King story. The Mangler maybe? I was actually vaguely inspired by the movie Caligula that I saw way too early in my impressionable youth.
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Nov 2, 2017 06:04
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Kurieg posted:
Hello? Tech support? All my copies are coming out fuzzy
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Nov 2, 2017 06:40
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Kurieg posted:
THATS loving ADORABLE :3 merging input devices like that...
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Nov 2, 2017 10:06
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Agrikk posted:I was actually vaguely inspired by the movie Caligula that I saw way too early in my impressionable youth. Malcolm McDowell and Helen Miren?
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Nov 2, 2017 10:07
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Agrikk posted:I was actually vaguely inspired by the movie Caligula that I saw way too early in my impressionable youth. Oh yeah, that scene
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Nov 2, 2017 13:10
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Kurieg posted:
Well at least there's no bug in the system.
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Nov 2, 2017 15:07
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Kurieg posted:
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Nov 2, 2017 16:41
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Kurieg posted:
Status: CLOSED Resolution: Cannot stop laughing
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Nov 2, 2017 17:00
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Kurieg posted:
That's a Xerox, isn't it?
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Nov 2, 2017 17:08
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Dick Trauma posted:That's a Xerox, isn't it? As pioneers in the field, only Xerox could replicate a mouse with that level of fidelity.
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Nov 2, 2017 17:14
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Inspector_666 posted:Status: CLOSED
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Nov 2, 2017 17:15
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Dick Trauma posted:That's a Xerox, isn't it? Is it? https://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/28/opinion/verbatim-what-is-a-photocopier.html
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Nov 2, 2017 17:18
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Collateral Damage posted:Ticket closed, no issue. Mouse is the company's new printer and scanner tech. stay safe, mouse service provider.
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Nov 2, 2017 17:19
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BAD SACNEERquote:MY SCANEER DOSENT WORK WELL TRYING TO SEE IF WE COULD REPLACE IT Pritneer tickets are bad enough 
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Nov 2, 2017 22:00
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Paladine_PSoT posted:Malcolm McDowell and Helen Miren? Yes to Malcom McDowell. Was Helen Miren in it? Huh.
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Agrikk posted:Yes to Malcom McDowell. Was Helen Miren in it? Huh. Yeah she played Caesona, Calligula's wife.
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Nov 3, 2017 10:03
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Kurieg posted:I only remember that particular quirk because during the code review my lead got confused at me just subtracting 31536000000 from a variable, so I added a definition in the header for msYear=365*24*60*60*1000; and used that instead. I'm soo happy with PowerShell. $CutoffDate = (Get-Date).AddDays(-90)
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Nov 3, 2017 13:01
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Just got this through in a ticket quote:I don't have a wired network connection. just Wi-Fi all plugged in but not connected to Thunderbridge ... lights flashing but not connected .. my connection experience is bad on all apps 
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Nov 3, 2017 15:38
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Lmao our executive admin assistant just forwarded a malicious email to company-all saying "do not click". The original email with link intact, not a screenshot.
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Nov 3, 2017 16:49
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CaptainJuan posted:Lmao our executive admin assistant just forwarded a malicious email to company-all saying "do not click". The original email with link intact, not a screenshot. The spirit was there, the execution was just flawed. I give her 6 points out of 10.
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Nov 3, 2017 16:58
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Kurieg posted:
Notes: Issue is clearly not with the printer but with a mouse
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Nov 3, 2017 20:49
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Fortis posted:BAD SACNEER Replace it with one of those ancient hand-held scanners that require three passes to scan a regular sheet of paper and then rely on software to stitch the scans together correctly. Try to line up you scan edges as close as possible and take at least 45 seconds to do each pass if you want it to be readable!
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Nov 3, 2017 22:07
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spog posted:Is it just me, or is Microsoft Teams a huge heap of poo poo? I've been using it at work and pretty much everyone I work with agrees Microsoft Teams is a lovely version of Discord.
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Nov 4, 2017 02:38
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GreenBuckanneer posted:I've been using it at work and pretty much everyone I work with agrees Microsoft Teams is a lovely version of Discord. It's pretty bad and I troll my manager nearly everyday by asking him if we can move to Yammer instead.
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Nov 4, 2017 02:54
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GreenBuckanneer posted:I've been using it at work and pretty much everyone I work with agrees Microsoft Teams is a lovely version of Discord. Isn't MS Teams just a copycat of Slack? Which itself is a lovely version of ... any other instant messaging system invented in the last 30 years (and there's no lack of those...)?
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Nov 4, 2017 06:14
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Volguus posted:Isn't MS Teams just a copycat of Slack? Which itself is a lovely version of ... any other instant messaging system invented in the last 30 years (and there's no lack of those...)? Slack is built off of IRC.
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Nov 4, 2017 06:23
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GreenBuckanneer posted:I've been using it at work and pretty much everyone I work with agrees Microsoft Teams is a lovely version of Discord. It's dreadful, I can't stand it. My org has just over the last few monts migrated everything from on prem to O365, and implemented Teams, and wants everyone to use Teams. However, for reasons unclear even after talking to the people doing this, we also moved our SfB instance over and still have that live. Nobody except our department (NOC) is actually using Teams, because SfB is less bad and more familiar.
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Nov 4, 2017 06:34
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MANime in the sheets posted:..., because SfB is less bad and more familiar. Jesus Christ, that is saying something. I still pine for the days of Sametime, no matter how bloated it was.
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Nov 4, 2017 13:45
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Well, not to worry. Microsoft has already said SfB is going away and replaced with Teams. We have always been
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null_pointer posted:Jesus Christ, that is saying something. I still pine for the days of Sametime, no matter how bloated it was. IBM still uses Sametime internally
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I really prefer teams over SfB
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