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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

nael posted:

Just got off the phone with a customer whose contact email contained the phrase "hentai princess"

One of my favorite emails I've ever seen was something like "turbogimp73@gmail.com" (I don't recall the actual number or client).

A regular customer has his email address start with "hooterchecker69". He's in his late 40s?

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I had a lemmiwinks69@whatever apply for an internship once. His interview didn't go well, shockingly.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Once when my group had a job opening, we got a resume in and saved it on the desktop. When the cursor hovered over it, the author's name came up as "cheesedick". We actually ended up hiring him, but he didn't work out.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Dick too cheesy?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

AlbieQuirky posted:

Dick too cheesy?

He claimed that when he was installing Office on his computer,a friend called him that and he just put it in as the user name. He didn't realize it until we told him months later, and he had been sending out scores of resumes.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSdsO9WfyLY

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



That's some really boring gay porn.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Yond Cassius posted:

Fairly-prominent goon is now a formerly-prominent goon, for reasons definitely awkward and gross.


( I have no idea if this is Rupert Buttermilk's "Prominent Goon", but some of the peripheral stories are in the same ballpark and I liked the phrasing. )

Lol awesome.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Yond Cassius posted:

Fairly-prominent goon is now a formerly-prominent goon, for reasons definitely awkward and gross.


( I have no idea if this is Rupert Buttermilk's "Prominent Goon", but some of the peripheral stories are in the same ballpark and I liked the phrasing. )

No, it wasn't Jastiger. gently caress that guy.

The goon I'm referring to is mildly known outside of SA.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

No, it wasn't Jastiger. gently caress that guy.

The goon I'm referring to is mildly known outside of SA.

Was it one of the writers? :justpost:

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I mostly lurk this thread, but I felt the need to contribute. Rupert, put that motherfucker on blast. If dude is being that creepy, it's little doubt he's doing/saying worse to someone else who made not know how do something about it, or may not be strong enough to say something. Creepy people don't usually stop, they just get worse.

bulletsponge13 has a new favorite as of 07:40 on Nov 2, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



we had a guy come to one of the goon facebook groups, whine that it was the "end of an era" since he was banned and in no time we found out he was jastiger

he quit the group in shame lol

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

bulletsponge13 posted:

I mostly lurk this thread, but I felt the need to contribute. Rupert, put that motherfucker on blast. If dude is being that creepy, it's little doubt he's doing/saying worse to someone else who made not know how do something about it, or may not be strong enough to say something. Creepy people don't usually stop, they just get worse.

Agreed, there's no need to be dainty. The only reason I can think of that Rupert wouldn't say their name outright is because he is somehow connected to them and wouldn't want himself or his wife to get doxxed or some poo poo.

But people need to seriously think about what they PM people.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
The willingness of some people to criminally harass others with easily documented proof always shocks me. Recently a popular joke account on Imgur repeatedly solicited pictures from underage girls in public comment threads, until the community noticed that it wasn't actually "just a joke", and he got banned

r/creepypms is proof enough that people have no shame, but do people not have enough sense to think about what happens if/when they get caught?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

I bet this dude hates winter.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

The Door Frame posted:

r/creepypms is proof enough that people have no shame, but do people not have enough sense to think about what happens if/when they get caught?

They don’t because for the last 20ish years the consequences for being a creep have been mostly nothing to maybe a slap on the wrist that results in landing on their feet in a new forum/dating account/career/relationship/presidency where they can continue to harass and abuse people.

One of the ugliest things about the Internet is how we didn’t :redhammer: this sort of thing with a vengeance a decade ago, but that’s for another thread.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

They dont because for the last 20ish years the consequences for being a creep have been mostly nothing to maybe a slap on the wrist that results in landing on their feet in a new forum/dating account/career/relationship/presidency where they can continue to harass and abuse people.

One of the ugliest things about the Internet is how we didnt :redhammer: this sort of thing with a vengeance a decade ago, but thats for another thread.

You're missing a few zeroes in your number of years, there.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

hyperhazard posted:

I had a lemmiwinks69@whatever apply for an internship once. His interview didn't go well, shockingly.

I love how dumb people are when it come to their emails, it's really not hard to get a new, free email address that's like "MJones1991," but no, that's too hard and they just continue to use "WhitePride1488" at the top of their resume.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Basebf555 posted:

That's not Le Turtle girl is it? She looks bigger than her obviously but I assume a few years have passed...

I don't think so. I tried to find out what happend to Haile the Turtle but after 5 minutes, i was exhausted.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

text me a vag pic posted:

I don't think so. I tried to find out what happend to Haile the Turtle but after 5 minutes, i was exhausted.

Well, thanks for trying. No way I was gonna spend 5 minutes looking for her on the internet. You go looking for stuff like that and god only knows what you could find, I depend on this thread to act as a filter so my mind doesn't break like a Lovecraft character.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
I'm experiencing some serious Poe's law confusion about this website - surely no real grown man could care that much about their video game odometer reading.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

aardwolf posted:

I'm experiencing some serious Poe's law confusion about this website - surely no real grown man could care that much about their video game odometer reading.

My sweet summer child...

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Oh what up bboy360!

Relevant to cheevo discussion is this F Plus podcast episode that features bboy360.

Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

aardwolf posted:

I'm experiencing some serious Poe's law confusion about this website - surely no real grown man could care that much about their video game odometer reading.

Judging by his YouTube channel, it is a joke.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

One of my favorite emails I've ever seen was something like "turbogimp73@gmail.com" (I don't recall the actual number or client).

A regular customer has his email address start with "hooterchecker69". He's in his late 40s?

I had a customer with porn2 once.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



That's the most pathetic thing I've read all month.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

One of my favorite emails I've ever seen was something like "turbogimp73@gmail.com" (I don't recall the actual number or client).

A regular customer has his email address start with "hooterchecker69". He's in his late 40s?

When I was in college, I worked at a credit card bank doing customer service. I once had to give a lady her husband’s username so she could log into the website, and it was something along the lines of “bigsexy69”. She went silent for a bit and then started yelling at him.

Sunshine89
Nov 22, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

That's the most pathetic thing I've read all month.

Greentext = fakepost. Still, it's a shockingly accurate portrayal of 4chan's userbase.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Uggh look at this jacked dude and his rad bird. loving uggo :rolleyes:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That's a skeksis.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Uggh look at this jacked dude and his rad bird. loving uggo :rolleyes:

The legs my dude.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Never skip leg editing day.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Rayjenkins posted:

The legs my dude.

Like little twig. I like my legs strong like oak

Leocadia
Dec 26, 2011

text me a vag pic posted:

Like little twig. I like my legs strong like oak



At least her legs are turned out in perfect first position.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

text me a vag pic posted:

Like little twig. I like my legs strong like oak



I'm the paper towel stuffed into a side crevice to stop the seepage.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


text me a vag pic posted:

Like little twig. I like my legs strong like oak



The napkins...
Absorbing... the juices.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




The meat marinates itself! :chef:

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Leocadia posted:

At least her legs are turned out in perfect first position.

At this point I assume she's a Yogi master

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