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Kafka Esq.
Jan 1, 2005

"If you ever even think about calling me anything but 'The Crab' I will go so fucking crab on your ass you won't even see what crab'd your crab" -The Crab(TM)
Some of my best stuff comes from geocities now

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Kale posted:

I think somebody needs to show Trump Little Orphan Annie or something this Christmas. He needs his Daddy Warbucks moment.

The man's bereft of a soul. He's immune to sappiness.

"Met an orphan today. So :sad: that eight years of Obama and Crooked Hillary's policies have ruined her life! #MAGA"

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
1https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/925799515503788032
2https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/925909956989214720
3https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/925820525447872518
4https://twitter.com/owillis/status/925935373628395520
5https://twitter.com/AP/status/925954826604896256
6https://twitter.com/funder/status/925948927408517121
7https://twitter.com/FT/status/925958650170167296
:siren: 8https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/925867592841158661 :siren:
9https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/925794617265721344
:siren: 10https://twitter.com/funder/status/925899092114493440 :siren:
11https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/925889521614438400
12https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/925830548920160257
13https://twitter.com/JohnAvlon/status/925823195822936065
14https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/925893941215494144
15https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/925924436116754432
16https://twitter.com/AP/status/925960691189772288
17https://twitter.com/Econ_Marshall/status/925651266176471040
18https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/925798359981543424
19https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/925853598352801792
20https://twitter.com/Rob_Flaherty/status/925814549168697347
21https://twitter.com/supbruss/status/925840710586241024

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


thank you journalism

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

It'd be so loving funny if Hannity got swept up in all these loving scandals and got convicted.

Caros
May 14, 2008


How much could a Dossier cost Michael? Twelve million dollars?

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...

enraged_camel posted:

It'd be so loving funny if Hannity got swept up in all these loving scandals and got convicted.

Hannity is probably dumb enough to be talking to russian agents and not realize it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Spite posted:

Hannity is probably dumb enough to be talking to russian agents and not realize it.

Well, yeah; he talks to Donald J. Trump all the time.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

enraged_camel posted:

It'd be so loving funny if Hannity got got cloned repeatedly and was waterboarded forever.

edit for content:

something something

so what are the chances NYC or NJ turn red in the next week or so?

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I'm sorry but are you really equating the rise of the facist right with people who think they are dragons

Grand dragons, maybe.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Google Butt posted:

Is this an aide tweet?

Only if the aide is Stephen Miller.

CrazySalamander
Nov 5, 2009

Kavros posted:

Grand dragons, maybe.

Did you know that White Dragons are evil aligned?

basically all solid color ones are though in D&D if I remember right, but oh well.

voltroon
Apr 29, 2009

I've had an indictment-induced erection since last Friday, at what point do I need to seek medical attention?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

voltroon posted:

I've had an indictment-induced erection since last Friday, at what point do I need to seek medical attention?

Does it hurt yet?

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011

CrazySalamander posted:

Did you know that White Dragons are evil aligned?

basically all solid color ones are though in D&D if I remember right, but oh well.

So if you’re born a solid color you have to be evil as a dragon? That’s pretty rough

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Dr.Radical posted:

So if you’re born a solid color you have to be evil as a dragon? That’s pretty rough

D&D is big on racial essentialism. Some stuff is just born evil dontcha know.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr.Radical posted:

So if you’re born a solid color you have to be evil as a dragon? That’s pretty rough

Nah, the good ones are solid colors as well. They're just also shiny. Gold, silver, copper, etc. "Metallic" dragons are good, "chromatic" ones are evil.

Wait this isn't much better.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


D&D had dumb ideas about the nature of good and evil.

Also I miss 4th edition.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Mustached Demon posted:

Does it hurt yet?

It won't once the nerves die... :getin:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
I'm really, really glad the one silver lining from the Russia Facebook ads thing is that it's pretty much killed Zuck's political ambitions.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Jonas Albrecht posted:

D&D had dumb ideas about the nature of good and evil.

Also I miss 4th edition.

Gelatinous cubes are good, I don't care what anyone says.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Finally, someone on my side!

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

sit on my Facebook posted:

The more I think about this, it's like, immaculate stupidity. This will be used in law school text books as a quintessential example of ways a persons civil liberties can be denied.

It's got everything. Unrepentant mass murderer, Trump tweet, inevitable days of very heated, televised argument that will ensue during which many, many people will join in publicly calling for his death in what I'm sure will be increasingly gruesome ways... There's zero chance this guy will ever be able to get a fair trial, wherein he only would have reveled in his guilt anyway! Incredible. What's gonna happen to this fucker? Guantanamo?

Same as Nidal Hassan. He'll be convicted and serve life in prison as the court won't bother with the death penalty to avoid a carousel of mistrial appeals.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Republicans posted:

Gelatinous cubes are good, I don't care what anyone says.

They do make for a decent broth.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

There's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time. 🤔

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/925781401357742081
Great! Great great, great.. grrrreat, great!

You know, in any regular world of business this would be seen as stalling because you don't have poo poo together and would be an automatic refusal to continue to finance the venture.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Seriously. I have no idea how he ever was able to convince anyone to give him money, except “eh, he’s Donald Trump, he must know what he’s doing :shrug:

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Shakenbaker posted:

But they don't have hair on 'em for easy handling. This is bullshit.

Would you prefer a challenge and go biblical by presenting foreskins of the slain?

HappyHippo posted:

Reminder that there's an unhinged lunatic in the White House https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/925931294705545216

But those white guys shooting at protestors and running them down are very fine people, so they get a pass.
I say we do like the French in WWI, instead of a death sentence, we tie Trump's hands behind his back and send him towards an ISIS stronghold

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

I don't think I understand Twitter. What the gently caress is this stupid poo poo and why is it promoted when you click the president's post?



"we know who they are"
Racist dogwhistle aside, no, we don't, or we'd have taken care of them by now.

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Nov 2, 2017

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Jonas Albrecht posted:

D&D had dumb ideas about the nature of good and evil.

Also I miss 4th edition.

It has ideas that made tons of sense when it was a hack and slash videogame and made less and less sense as it turned into group playacting.

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

It has ideas that made tons of sense when it was a hack and slash videogame and made less and less sense as it turned into group playacting.

I sometimes marvel at how the gelatinous cube was the perfect iconic enemy to use in early video game rpgs due to it being the simplest shape (other than a triangle) that early graphics could render.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/926043473257615360

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Re: the Papa John's story a few pages back.

This is the same dude who lied and told people he'd have to fire so many pizza makers because he simply could not afford to raise the price of pizza a couple of cents to cover their healthcare back when the healthcare law was being debated/crafted.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

HappyHippo posted:

Reminder that there's an unhinged lunatic in the White House https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/925931294705545216

I’m ignorant on law in this case but doesn’t this actually screw the prosecution as it could be seen as a form of tampering?

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

paperwind posted:

Trump is stopping off in Honolulu on Friday. Any advice for how I can get close enough to him for him to view both of my extended middle fingers?

Don't piss off the secret service and dress nice

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Solaris 2.0 posted:

I’m ignorant on law in this case but doesn’t this actually screw the prosecution as it could be seen as a form of tampering?

That hasn’t stopped Trump before so :shrug:

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Solaris 2.0 posted:

I’m ignorant on law in this case but doesn’t this actually screw the prosecution as it could be seen as a form of tampering?

The right accused Obama of doing this to Zimmerman when he said Trayvon Martin could have been his son.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Doctor Butts posted:

Re: the Papa John's story a few pages back.

This is the same dude who lied and told people he'd have to fire so many pizza makers because he simply could not afford to raise the price of pizza a couple of cents to cover their healthcare back when the healthcare law was being debated/crafted.

Papa Johns is a trash person who runs a trash company that makes an even trashier, over-priced Pizza. And calling it "Pizza" is an insult to Pizza. So of course he's full on MAGA.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Solaris 2.0 posted:

I’m ignorant on law in this case but doesn’t this actually screw the prosecution as it could be seen as a form of tampering?

Pretty much guarantees this guy won't get a fair trial because to pull jurors for it they have to find people that live under a rock

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
But the coal miners largely support Trump.

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Doctor Butts posted:

Re: the Papa John's story a few pages back.

This is the same dude who lied and told people he'd have to fire so many pizza makers because he simply could not afford to raise the price of pizza a couple of cents to cover their healthcare back when the healthcare law was being debated/crafted.

14 cents per pizza. That's how much healthcare cost Papa John's customers.

He was apparently was neither for nor against Obamacare, but Papa John's still sucks because it's mostly half baked dough and they don't give you extra garlic butter for free anymore.

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