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Krolm
Nov 10, 2004

friendly and non-threatening



Bleak Gremlin

Sushi Racer posted:

Hello darkness, my old friend...



Remember when Trump claimed peace between Israel and Palestine wasn't as hard as people thought because his golden (piss) boy Jared was on the case :hmbol:

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Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

malder posted:

Remember the time Trump got off Air Force One and didn't notice his presidential limousine right in front of him, wandering off onto the tarmac?

Still makes me lol

I remember the MAGAtards trying to convince each other that the entire plane was surrounded by limos, and that is why he wouldn't just go for the one directly in front of him laffo

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Krolm posted:

Remember when Trump claimed peace between Israel and Palestine wasn't as hard as people thought because his golden (piss) boy Jared was on the case :hmbol:

So if you could all stop being meanies to each other for just one d----

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Careful Drums posted:

thats the thing that gets me about olds in politics

like, you're already rich can't you just go chill and let someone with a bit of youth and hopefully brains take your place?

All the money in the world means nothing if you cant own people

You can only own media companies that brainwash people into self owning

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.
Why the Far-Right believes a civil war is going to start on Saturday
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/01/far-right-conspiracy-theory-us-civil-war

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

deadeyez posted:

This entire article cracks me up. Continuously implies that prisdenent Trump needs to be pointed in the right direction at all times lest he go off the rails. Also lol at this:

Trump only goes for tendies

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

God bless Krang for baiting a bunch of walking brainstems into publicly broadcasting their racism and unreasonable fear.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

NotWearingPants posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/925791792959762432

"Jared is the worst political advisor in the White House in modern history"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::hmbol::hmbol::lol::lol::lol:

Jared kushner is a Hillary plant!!!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Neukoln19 posted:







Now, from the beginning I have been telling Trump supporters that DJT is going to make them eat dogshit and say the dogshit tastes good. Be careful what you wish for, people.

Gonna howl my goddamn balls off if papa johns ceo is running a child sex ring

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/925755143487873024

I have no clue what he's trying to say here :psyduck:


"I'm going to literally eat something I don't actually enjoy. Take that, libs"

This is weirdly the most vulnerable he's ever depicted trump daddy. Probably got a private stash where he's all tied up and getting pegged by the Twitter bird

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

malder posted:

Remember the time Trump got off Air Force One and didn't notice his presidential limousine right in front of him, wandering off onto the tarmac?

Still makes me lol

its somehow a subtle lol at this point which makes it a very good lol

lol

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I like the multiple times Donald has gotten up to leave the room, forgetting the reason he was there in the first place.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Catastrophe posted:

God bless Krang for baiting a bunch of walking brainstems into publicly broadcasting their racism and unreasonable fear.

The villains truly have become the heroes we need.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Caufman posted:

I like the multiple times Donald has gotten up to leave the room, forgetting the reason he was there in the first place.

"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."

cnut
May 3, 2016

Sushi Racer posted:



This takes "press troll" to a whole new level.

Holy gently caress :hmbol:

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

lilljonas posted:

"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."

lmao

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
lol ofc

quote:

Trump ally and Brexit leader Nigel Farage says there’s something Americans should worry about more than Russian meddling: Jews.

Farage in a Monday interview singled out the so-called “Jewish lobby” as an overwhelming power in America during a discussion about Russia’s interference in U.S. politics.

“There are other very powerful lobbies in the United States of America, and the Jewish lobby, with its links with the Israeli government, is one of those strong voices,” Farage said on his London-based radio show.

http://www.newsweek.com/trump-russia-jewish-farage-brexit-698486

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

quote:

The Jews

:bisonyes:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lilljonas posted:

"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."

lol

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

lilljonas posted:

"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."

:hmbol:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

quote:

A former top Mexican diplomat accused the Trump administration this week of using official diplomatic channels to funnel business to Donald Trump’s hotels.

Arturo Sarukhan, who served as Mexico’s ambassador to the United States from 2007 to 2013, tweeted on Tuesday that a former U.S. diplomat told him the U.S. State Department’s protocol emphasizes to world leaders that they should use Trump’s D.C. hotel for official visits.

Sarukhan’s tweet also uses the term “kakistocracy,” which means government by the worst people.

If the State Department is, in fact, helping Trump drive foreign governments’ business to his hotels, then it is complicit in a violation of the Constitution. The Constitution provides that no “person holding any office of profit or trust” under the United States may “without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.”

https://twitter.com/Arturo_Sarukhan/status/925429733692727296

https://thinkprogress.org/former-mexican-ambassador-trump-hotels-6fc52c7ce8f5/

lol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Lmao America, I'm sorry

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
King Jose of Mexico is fake news! I don't like kak! I LIKE PISS!!!!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


A thousand CHUD ears just perked up at the sound of Kak being said

THS
Sep 15, 2017

President Swamp rear end

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Do we have an update on the state of the neck fungus?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


We just signed a $1B arms deal with Qatar. See!? Jarbs are up!

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Fuuuuuuck

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Idgi, who's doing this, why and wtf ?

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
Sir, you've been in a coma for a while so please don't freak out: Donald Trump is president

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

;lol donald trump is grimmy

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Sushi Racer posted:



This takes "press troll" to a whole new level.

The eyes and mouth should form an acute angle

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
whats funny is that kushner probably thought he was qualified to do all of the poo poo he was tasked with, but it seems not even Daddy can pay these problems away

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It truly does actually bother me that Trump demands two scoops of ice cream and well done steak on foreign trips.

I mean look, if Abe were visiting the Whitehouse and requested special accommodations, of course you cater to him, it's respectful.

But loving well done steak and ice cream and you can't serve fish that have the heads on because it grosses out a man who has the literal power to kill billions?

gently caress this person. You stupid petty bitch just get hosed.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Tip posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/01/politics/president-donald-trump-asia-trip/index.html

This article is a nice reminder that we're about to hit peak lols. The next two weeks are going to be amazing, with both the ongoing Russia investigation and Trump trying to spend 12 days without pulling the sides of his eyes back and saying, "ching chong ding dong".

Seriously, think about a jet lagged Trump, freaking out about the Russia investigation, trying to stay on topic for 12 days. I'm predicting a lot more sundowning zombie walk Trump, and several speeches that turn into "NO COLLUSION!" after the first minute.

Odds on Trump mentioning how the media are unfair to him and saying that China is much better because the state controls the news?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
khakistocracy

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Truly this is the darkest timeline, but at least it is full of lols

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friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Lol Nikki Haley just told the UN "gently caress you, you arent my real dad!" Over lifting the embargo on Cuba

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