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Coolguye posted:i lust for the day this happens to me. i've got a bald spot that makes me look like a franciscan monk but i have enough hair to make a short, professional cut look good otherwise. it's one of those things i can't easily get rid of because it looks great in a meeting, but it looks stupid on a date. looking forward to when i have to buzz it off so i can just riff off venture brothers and say "yeah my deal with god is that as long as he shaves the top of my head i'll do the sides" just buzz it
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Be the change you wanna see in the world coolguye, believe in your bald pate.
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I actually find male pattern baldness hot, but only if it's buzzed. I keep on going for the shaved dudes.
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Coolguye posted:i lust for the day this happens to me. i've got a bald spot that makes me look like a franciscan monk but i have enough hair to make a short, professional cut look good otherwise. it's one of those things i can't easily get rid of because it looks great in a meeting, but it looks stupid on a date. looking forward to when i have to buzz it off so i can just riff off venture brothers and say "yeah my deal with god is that as long as he shaves the top of my head i'll do the sides" The obvious solution is to become a Franciscan monk 
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Shanghaied posted:
However, at this point incels simply google 'short politician', 'short bodybuilder', 'short guy' and then trip over themselves mocking them while having zero actual information on how succesful those people's sexlife is. Incels don't need backstories anymore, they make poo poo up and then point at it as proof as obviously all those famous short men are virgins 100% or their roastie wives are 100% cheating on them with Chad, it's over. It gets even funnier when some of the incels claim to be over 6 feet high but are still incels because "face is everything". When an incel is tall and his face isn't bad then "hair is everything". Yep, it's one thing or another or both at the same time or nothing in particular depending on what seems convenient atm.
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Is it because of my small calves? They're the hardest place to build mass!
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Inescapable Duck posted:Is it because of my small calves? They're the hardest place to build mass! Get out and take your non canon quotes with you.
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I remember one post by a dude who saw a short unattractive man with a good looking woman at a pool and was shocked to his very core that it looked like they were actually having fun and were happy together. For one single second he was so close to escaping their madness but the community just figured out some bullshit reason why no no no she was totally cheating on the guy
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Larger bulge needed. OldTennisCourt posted:For one single second he was so close to escaping their madness but the community just figured out some bullshit reason why no no no she was totally cheating on the guy Because if he could get together with a hot chick, so could they- but that would mean having to change and improve themselves.
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OldTennisCourt posted:I remember one post by a dude who saw a short unattractive man with a good looking woman at a pool and was shocked to his very core that it looked like they were actually having fun and were happy together. It's been a while, but wasn't this an Elliot Rodger post?
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I'm 99.9% sure even if a super hot woman offered to gently caress an incel he'd think of some reason why not. "No no no, she's trying to trap me!/She's not a virgin!/She's probably all used up!/ etc."univbee posted:It's been a while, but wasn't this an Elliot Rodger post? No, I think I know the post you mean, but this one was like from a couple months ago IIRC.
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Beekeeping and You posted:Happy Halloween! (Not me, found it on tumblr) I don't care how imperfect it is, that's amazing
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univbee posted:It's been a while, but wasn't this an Elliot Rodger post?
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Shithouse Dave posted:just buzz it Some of the best Goon advice I got was just to say gently caress it and buzz it. Combined with lifting weights, it's done wonders.
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I like that incels will ignore that the tiny manlet loser beta whatever in the beach shot has his hands all over two girls while Mr. tall alpha is kind of off to the side. It DOES make me wonder if an incel were to go to the beach, how would they act (I know it would never happen, more of a thought exercise). Beekeeping and You posted:Happy Halloween! (Not me, found it on tumblr) I don't care, this is great.
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Dreadwroth posted:I would think the monks would be creeped out by an incel. Monks are the ultimate volcel
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KillerJunglist posted:I like that incels will ignore that the tiny manlet loser beta whatever in the beach shot has his hands all over two girls while Mr. tall alpha is kind of off to the side.  .
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BLACKPILL: If you manage to get a job as an ugly male you are always on thin ice This is even more true if you work with a lot of femoids. You have to be drat near a perfect employee just to keep your job while Chad only works half as hard, goofing off half the time only to move up in the company. Every little mistake you make will be scrutinized heavily and could possibly get you fired. Good looks aren't just for attracting women. They also make it a hell of a lot easier to put a roof over your head.
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fruit on the bottom posted:BLACKPILL: If you manage to get a job as an ugly male you are always on thin ice there are devs at amazon who barely make an effort to cover there god drat bloated stomaches and they’ve been there for years, has this guy ever worked a real job? hell its a running gag in dilbert that engineers are dumpy and weird, this guy is so wrong about that
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I suspect he might not be as good at his job as he thinks he is. Plus, you know, the creeping and sexual harassment he's probably doing on a regular basis.
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A reminder that no female has ever looked at you and thought you were attractive. Just think about it. All the times you go outside, when you go shopping, when you do anything at all not a single one. You say that females are shy and don't express interest when they like a guy? That is incorrect, Chad has females approach him all the time and has females go out of their way to talk to him because females only like Chad. They might be shy in talking to you but they sure as gently caress are not shy with Chad because females only like Chad. Even if you do buy that bullshit that females are shy and they might find you attractive in your head but they are too shy to show it you can easily test it. You can go on Tinder or OkCupid where females instinctively react to what they find attractive. If you get absolutely no matches like me guess what, it is very likely not a single female has ever looked at you and found you attractive. Think of the magnitude of that implication. All those many different types, not a single loving one. It is simply astounding but in a super depressed way. The rope just gets ever closer.
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Having sex with an escort : 2/10 at best (self.Incels)Females deserve the rope posted:She came round to mine and we went to the bedroom, she put a condom on my small penis, I started to gently caress her doggy. I lasted all of 15 seconds before I came. I pulled out and realised the condom broke halfway through so I came inside her. To prevent her from finding out I decided to eat her out which wasn't pleasant considering I had to eat my own cum in order to avoid the embarrassment of the situation. I am so loving beta it's unreal. Eventually I stopped and she left, no doubt in full view of the neighbours.
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My Linux Rig posted:there are devs at amazon who barely make an effort to cover there god drat bloated stomaches and they’ve been there for years, has this guy ever worked a real job? There was a guy who got fired a while ago who thought he was very charming, funny and good at his job yet a new guy joined the team and was at the same capacity/knowledge level in 6 months. The guy also did fun stuff like calling people pedos in public or saying immigrants should go back to their country in the lobby of the company HQ... he also called female employee "cutey", "love" on the regular. He also loved pretending he came in the office before 6am and left early afternoon even though the security logs showed him arriving barely before 7:30. He never understood why he was fired, his appearance was the only good thing about him. Checkmate incels. EPIC fat guy vids fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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Palpek posted:Having sex with an escort : 2/10 at best (self.Incels) Lol, no way that's real. That is some faster than light thrusting if the condom broke.
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fruit on the bottom posted:A reminder that no female has ever looked at you and thought you were attractive. Oh no, no strangers found him attractive! How will he ever live this down 
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Wamdoodle posted:Lol, no way that's real. That is some faster than light thrusting if the condom broke. If you put it on wrong, get the wrong size, or fiddle with it like a dumbass, then you can definitely break a condom Im betting it’s all three since the guy’s response to a broken condom is to jump on it like a snake bite, instead of informing her so she can buy a plan b pill
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My Linux Rig posted:Oh no, no strangers found him attractive! How will he ever live this down To be fair, it's not a nice feeling if no-one one finds you attractive, although it's no excuse for hate.
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My Linux Rig posted:If you put it on wrong, get the wrong size, or fiddle with it like a dumbass, then you can definitely break a condom She was the one who put the condom on. Normally I would expect better from professionals.
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My Linux Rig posted:If you put it on wrong, get the wrong size, or fiddle with it like a dumbass, then you can definitely break a condom Fortunately this never happened and was typed one-handed.
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Benny Harvey posted:To be fair, it's not a nice feeling if no-one one finds you attractive, although it's no excuse for hate. if you honestly care if strangers find you attractive then I’ve got some bad news for you Benny Harvey posted:She was the one who put the condom on. Normally I would expect better from professionals. cool. it’s still loving stupid not to inform her and try to suck it out seriously, him just being honest might have revealed that she’s on the pill and would have avoided the whole gross going down on her thing. Not telling her? Welp, enjoy your hooker baby My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:A reminder that no female has ever looked at you and thought you were attractive. lol what? Do people in America or whatever actually just stop strangers on the street to ask for dates? I always thought it was just a American sitcom thing. At the very least strike up a conversation with the person first, when you are both in an appropriate social setting, like sitting at a bar or at a party or something. Never mind asking for dates, here in Scandinavia you never, NEVER talk to strangers in public places, not unless both of your lives depend on it.
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Shanghaied posted:here in Scandinavia you never, NEVER talk to strangers in public places, not unless both of your lives depend on it. wow, Scandinavia here I come!
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Shanghaied posted:lol what? Do people in America or whatever actually just stop strangers on the street to ask for dates? I always thought it was just a American sitcom thing. At the very least strike up a conversation with the person first, when you are both in an appropriate social setting, like sitting at a bar or at a party or something. Never mind asking for dates, here in Scandinavia you never, NEVER talk to strangers in public places, not unless both of your lives depend on it. Your nation took awkward silence and made it it's constitution
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