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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
I do not watch American TV, so help me out:

Has there been any news outlet who didn't report this as a terror attack?

Has there been any news outlet who initially announced this attack as a shooting?

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Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Cat Mattress posted:

Has there been any news outlet who didn't report this as a terror attack?

iirc the NYPD initially reported that it was not terror related, so it's another Benghazi gotcha style bullshit thing probably.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

D.N. Nation posted:

I can't even rear end myself to get mad at these bullshit cartoons anymore.

I can't even rear end myself either. Best typo. Never fix it. In fact...

Political Cartoons 2017: I can't even rear end myself ... at these bullshit cartoons

SwitchbladeKult fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 2, 2017

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

SwitchbladeKult posted:

I can't even rear end myself either. Best typo. Never fix it. In fact...

Political Cartoons 2017: I can't even rear end myself ... at these bullshit cartoons

Not a typo. "rear end myself" or "rear end his/herself" is a slang term meaning to muster up the slightest of energy.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Ramos posted:

God-drat that might take my gaybie for least concealed racism.
Gonna have to fight McCoy for that one, he's got one hell of a gaybie slate this year.

Tsubasa2004
Feb 14, 2003

Cat Mattress posted:

Has there been any news outlet who didn't report this as a terror attack?

It's the latest willful density from Fox.



Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
"Look at this person trying to politicize tragedy but only when it fits their agenda," the cartoonist thought smugly, desperately trying to ignore he was doing exactly that.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I'm just an average joe wondering why you want to politicize all gun crime by white people you leftist socialist hippie.

(God damnit I made an edit and imgur is over capacity and won't let me load the website at all)

Edit: I did it, I got my lovely edit through!

Ularg fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Nov 2, 2017

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Tsubasa2004 posted:

It's the latest willful density from Fox.





At first I didn't believe Fox would go that low but then...

http://www.businessinsider.com/jake-tapper-fox-news-lying-allahu-akbar-beautiful-2017-11

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Tsubasa2004 posted:

It's the latest willful density from Fox.





So what's going to be the popular justification for this? You know, being caught deliberately lying like this.

I supposed they've never faced consequences for it before, so there must be something.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Grimdude posted:

So what's going to be the popular justification for this? You know, being caught deliberately lying like this.

I supposed they've never faced consequences for it before, so there must be something.

This is nothing compared to other poo poo Fox News says every day.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
They never acknowledge it or issue a weak rear end apology. Their viewers turn a blind eye or think it's no big deal, they could have been right after all.

Fair mistake.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Wow I don't think I have seen three shittier, hackier, or more dishonest cartoons in a row.

Grimdude posted:

So what's going to be the popular justification for this? You know, being caught deliberately lying like this.

I supposed they've never faced consequences for it before, so there must be something.
They will do nothing and wait for it to blow over. I think he should sue them if he can to force them to justify themselves in court, but I'm not a lawyer so I'm not sure how well that would work out.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/925799680340094977

This made me wonder if we would soon see Garrison draw a buff and square-jawed Nigel Farage, and then I remembered he drew this, which is even better:

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

Sandpuppy posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/925799680340094977

This made me wonder if we would soon see Garrison draw a buff and square-jawed Nigel Farage, and then I remembered he drew this, which is even better:


I never realized it was there, but why does the pickle have a face?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Why is Saul goodman under the bed impersonating Alex jones?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MelvinBison posted:

I never realized it was there, but why does the pickle have a face?

Pickle Rick was prophesized?

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


The globalist boogeymen are here!
Go back to sleep, Garrison.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Sandpuppy posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/925799680340094977

This made me wonder if we would soon see Garrison draw a buff and square-jawed Nigel Farage, and then I remembered he drew this, which is even better:


I can't believe that, until now, I didn't see the moonlit Trump T on the bed.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Cloks posted:

Schulz, you lazy gently caress.

oops

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Prism posted:

I can't believe that, until now, I didn't see the moonlit Trump T on the bed.

Putin casts the T shadow on the bed, Garrison is prophetic.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

loquacius posted:

:thejoke: yeah, that's why SKULL.GIF posted it

That lady is from the Twitter contingent that thinks every progressive idea -- from taxing the rich to UHC to, apparently, refusing to fight ISIS because otherwise you might kill some foreigners under any circumstances.

Ftfy. A reminder that Trump has exceeded the civilian casualty level of Obama's 8 years in 9 months. So anyone claiming Obama didn't do anything to prevent civilian deaths or did it for no reason at this point is completely full of poo poo.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

MelvinBison posted:

I never realized it was there, but why does the pickle have a face?

Veggie Tales was an alt-right sleeper cell this whole time

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

MelvinBison posted:

I never realized it was there, but why does the pickle have a face?

real answer:

1. Hillary Clinton was on Jimmy Kimmel show and showed that she's a healthy, strong grandma who can open a jar by herself

2. Rightwing dumbasses spend days babbling about how there was no popping sound when she opened the jar, it was pre-opened, staged, false flag jar opening raah

3. Ben Garrison creates this super funny pickle-jar character he included in multiple cartoons (like the one below) and iirc made a t-shirt print or two of it

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

It is impressive just how terrible Nigel Farage is.

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

Trogdos! posted:

real answer:

1. Hillary Clinton was on Jimmy Kimmel show and showed that she's a healthy, strong grandma who can open a jar by herself

2. Rightwing dumbasses spend days babbling about how there was no popping sound when she opened the jar, it was pre-opened, staged, false flag jar opening raah

3. Ben Garrison creates this super funny pickle-jar character he included in multiple cartoons (like the one below) and iirc made a t-shirt print or two of it



The joke answers were better.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Trogdos! posted:

real answer:

1. Hillary Clinton was on Jimmy Kimmel show and showed that she's a healthy, strong grandma who can open a jar by herself

2. Rightwing dumbasses spend days babbling about how there was no popping sound when she opened the jar, it was pre-opened, staged, false flag jar opening raah

3. Ben Garrison creates this super funny pickle-jar character he included in multiple cartoons (like the one below) and iirc made a t-shirt print or two of it



Oh. I honestly thought it was a reference to the "Pickle Rick" stuff, knowing Garrison.

I wish I could say that I was surprised that an issue was being made out of Hillary opening a jar of pickles, but very little surprises me from the rightwingoverse anymore. Most of them are raving loons.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Oh. I honestly thought it was a reference to the "Pickle Rick" stuff, knowing Garrison.

Garrison seems like the kind to be a big Rick and Morty fanboy.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Last page, but....


Sloshayyyyyyy :ocelot:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on 100th anniversary of Balfour declaration – On 2 November 1917, the British government issued a statement announcing support for the establishment of a ‘national home for the Jewish people’ in Palestine" After Naji al-Ali.

Telegraph:

Michael Fallon quits as defence secretary, saying his behaviour has 'fallen short'

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on... Westminster sex scandal


Also, it's that time of the year again... :siren: :siren: The Ellwood Atfield Political Cartoon Awards 2017 vote! :siren: :siren: Just click the link and vote for your favourite cartoon of the ones submitted. There's a lot that weren't posted here, so check out the 'toons first!

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
Mac on... Westminster sex scandal


:yikes: wow that's bad.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




gently caress off, Mac

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos


quality as always from ria

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Holy poo poo. Millennials are really doomed to having to watch their children go to fight a war against Nazis at home and abroad.

rear end struggle posted:



quality as always from ria

:vince:

Edit: gently caress RIA.RU but that is a sick burn!

SwitchbladeKult fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Nov 2, 2017

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Pikavangelist posted:

Trump got what he wanted, but he lost what he had. Song checks out.

When do Obama's Friends drag him to hell? And who are his Friends? George Soros must be one of them, of course.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Bell follows up.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jurgan posted:

When do Obama's Friends drag him to hell? And who are his Friends? George Soros must be one of them, of course.

And what was the hayacall?

mistaya
Oct 18, 2006

Cat of Wealth and Taste

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

Too easy.


Sorry my image editing skills are not very good. :(

I was literally going to do this exact thing so I'm glad I kept scrolling.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

rear end struggle posted:



quality as always from ria

"Well nothing Russian in there," roughly.

The manhole cover is "elections"

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Vib Rib posted:

"Look at this person trying to politicize tragedy but only when it fits their agenda," the cartoonist thought smugly, desperately trying to ignore he was doing exactly that.
In McKee's defense, he didn't seem to make a cartoon yelling at democrats for daring to politicize the Vegas shooting.

However, he also didn't bother yelling at his comrades over their desire to do what Bad Liberals are doing now, so the hypocrisy is still there.

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