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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Shanghaied posted:

lol what? Do people in America or whatever actually just stop strangers on the street to ask for dates? I always thought it was just a American sitcom thing. At the very least strike up a conversation with the person first, when you are both in an appropriate social setting, like sitting at a bar or at a party or something. Never mind asking for dates, here in Scandinavia you never, NEVER talk to strangers in public places, not unless both of your lives depend on it.

How does that even work you’ve got like a population the size of Texas how are strangers even a thing

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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
Swedish bus queue:



Finnish bus queue:



Extreme Finnish bus queue:

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
That seems more like a backlash against the “people do like you, you’re just missing the signs” that well meaning friends and others will trot out if someone says they’re unattractive. If that goes on for too long their sensitivity becomes irrational, they end up thinking there’s invisible signs everywhere, and probably sexually harassing someone because “she was totally sending signals she wanted it”.

At least if people had the guts to just say an unattractive person is unattractive some of that might be reduced..

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Is your average Norwegian able to order a pizza over the phone or what?

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

fruit on the bottom posted:

How does that even work you’ve got like a population the size of Texas how are strangers even a thing

Population the size of Texas, but almost twice the area of Texas. We are just really, really not used to seeing other people. Like it's almost shocking to meet another person in town. :sweden::hf::finland::hf::denmark::hf::norway:

Edit: of course IRL they wouldn't be high-fiving, they would be standing a respectful five meters from each other.

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Nov 2, 2017

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


But why do you need to much space betwen people? Like half of that would suffice.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Palpek posted:

But why do you need to much space betwen people? Like half of that would suffice.

Don't know, I just always though it was just respecting another person's personal space and privacy. Like how you wouldn't stand dick-in-hand and shoulder-to-shoulder with another dude when on the urinal. Except all of northern Europe is one giant men's room, and we all have our zips down.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Shanghaied posted:

Don't know, I just always though it was just respecting another person's personal space and privacy. Like how you wouldn't stand dick-in-hand and shoulder-to-shoulder with another dude when on the urinal. Except all of northern Europe is one giant men's room, and we all have our zips down.

Speak for yourself

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Shanghaied posted:

Don't know, I just always though it was just respecting another person's personal space and privacy. Like how you wouldn't stand dick-in-hand and shoulder-to-shoulder with another dude when on the urinal. Except all of northern Europe is one giant men's room, and we all have our zips down.

This really explains why you think of us as loud yelling overly friendly cowboys with no sense of personal space.

Same with Australia but they’re actually like that.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Can confirm that scandinavians loving suck unless they have alcohol in them

A ton of the girls I'm dating here are surprised by the fact that I'm "open" and forward and it seems to be scoring me a lot of points. Apparently swedish men are all robots or something (unless they get wasted)

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

My Linux Rig posted:

if you honestly care if strangers find you attractive then I’ve got some bad news for you


Which is?

As for hookers, the two times the rubber broke I hadn't come. So, yay?


Fartbox posted:

Can confirm that scandinavians loving suck unless they have alcohol in them

A ton of the girls I'm dating here are surprised by the fact that I'm "open" and forward and it seems to be scoring me a lot of points. Apparently swedish men are all robots or something (unless they get wasted)

It's not just Scandinavians. Germanics generally are just godawful barbarians.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

fruit on the bottom posted:

This really explains why you think of us as loud yelling overly friendly cowboys with no sense of personal space.

Same with Australia but they’re actually like that.

Actually, everyone thinks you're loud and boorish and you talk like children both in volume and pronunciation.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

That you’re a very insecure and petty man

Benny Harvey posted:

As for hookers, the two times the rubber broke I hadn't come. So, yay?

I wasn’t talking about you when I said that

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Benny Harvey posted:

Actually, everyone thinks you're loud and boorish and you talk like children both in volume and pronunciation.

Words cannot express how much I appreciate that this came from you of all people.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Shanghaied posted:

Don't know, I just always though it was just respecting another person's personal space and privacy. Like how you wouldn't stand dick-in-hand and shoulder-to-shoulder with another dude when on the urinal. Except all of northern Europe is one giant men's room, and we all have our zips down.

And here I thought Americans are already too isolated from each other.

Also Chad canonically does that, while locking eyes with and his hand on your shoulder.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

My Linux Rig posted:

That you’re a very insecure and petty man

Are you new here?


fruit on the bottom posted:

Words cannot express how much I appreciate that this came from you of all people.

Have you heard my volume or pronunciation?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Benny Harvey posted:

As for hookers, the two times the rubber broke I hadn't come. So, yay?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0L8qaoF9lZz

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Benny Harvey posted:

Have you heard my volume or pronunciation?
we've heard how immensely wrong you are on all sorts of social fiat so it sounds like you're just regurgitating more bullshit

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Yeah but at least I'm regurgitating in my indoor voice.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Benny Harvey posted:

As for hookers, the two times the rubber broke I hadn't come. So, yay?

Jesus, use lube you sad sad man.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Palpek posted:

Having sex with an escort : 2/10 at best (self.Incels)

/r/escorts
Weirdest guy

So last week I had the strangest call. I went to the guys house and he answered the door looking all dejected and sad. I tried to cheer him up a bit but it's like he just wasn't having it. We went up to his room and I put a condom on him... the whole time he was saying how small he was (he was average at worst) and that was odd as well. He wanted to do it doggy style, so I bent over and... well, let's just say it was quick at least. I'm pretty sure the condom broke (don't worry, I'm on the pill and this guy didn't have any warts or anything) but get this... instead of saying something or panicking he starts trying to suck his cum out of my cooch! I just let him do it until he kind of gave up.
Well anyway I got dressed and left like normal; you know, walking out casually like I was a guest but he kept watching me from the window until the house was out of sight.
Just wanted to share, what was YOUR weirdest call?!

OxMan
May 13, 2006

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I can't even understand the level of brokebrain you gotta be to straight try to, as that other guy put it, snakebite venom suck your own 15 second pump and dump trickle out of a hookers cooch like goddamn man just goddamn.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
Jim Sterling does incels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxyGKgTKYUM

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

That escort story highlights one of the main things about incels.

They dont really want to have sex, as demonstrated by teh terrible time that dude had when he did have sex.
They don't really want to go out on dates, as demonstrated by the excuses and explanations of "She's an evil femoid trying to trick/cuck/cheat on you" when any woman smiles at them etc.
They don't really want a relationship, as demonstrated by the countless "buying your girlfriend flowers is cuck/cope. She'll just cheat on you with 17 Chads, I bet she has hosed 18 Chads before you etc."
They don't really want to change, as demonstrated by the labeling of everything and it's brother as "cope".

I don't know what they actually want, and I suspect neither do they. But they sure are angry about not having it, and will find anyone/thing to blame but themselves, and will fight to avoid change.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
They want women to be unable to say no to them, all women at all times to all demands.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
I suspect they want the same thing all hate groups want: something to blame for their issues so they can’t blame themselves

It’s why they cling to them so hard

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
They. Want. Chad.

At least in my erotic fan-fics

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Palpek posted:

Having sex with an escort : 2/10 at best (self.Incels)

quote:

She came round to mine and we went to the bedroom, she put a condom on my small penis, I started to gently caress her doggy. I lasted all of 15 seconds before I came. I pulled out and realised the condom broke halfway through so I came inside her. To prevent her from finding out I decided to eat her out which wasn't pleasant considering I had to eat my own cum in order to avoid the embarrassment of the situation. I am so loving beta it's unreal. Eventually I stopped and she left, no doubt in full view of the neighbours.

Overall it wasn't a fun experience and it felt worse than having a wank. 2/10 wouldn't recommend

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sounds like a gag from a banned chaplin movie.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Chitin posted:

Jesus, use lube you sad sad man.

I did.

Honestly, a two percent breakage rate aint bad I guess.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Palpek posted:

I also find the comparison between Obama and Sarkozy amusing. The former has been happily married for 25 years to the same woman who would score pretty badly on the incel attractiveness scale and the latter has been married 3 times to fashion models and pop-singers and had numerous publically known romances with beautiful women. But nope, tall guy slayer, short guy virgin :thumbsup:.

anyone who would call Michelle Obama anything but gorgeous is certifiably insane

I'm sure there are 500 posts calling her everything but gorgeous on that subreddit

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
She isn't white or asian, so of course incels would think of her as ugly.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

fruit on the bottom posted:

This really explains why you think of us as loud yelling overly friendly cowboys with no sense of personal space.

Same with Australia but they’re actually like that.

Can't speak for all states north of me (all of them), but Victorians in my experience are extremely fond of the "walk past each other (if you know each other) and mutter whatever you can in the 1.5 second opportunity" persuasion.

In Melbourne, you'll be lucky to get a "gently caress off, mate", although with the amount of junkies and chuggers floating around, perhaps this is a necessary defence.

EDIT: Even when you try to strike up a conversation in a pub, there's this constant vibe of "Why are you talking to me?" emanating from your conversant.

Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Nov 3, 2017

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Adelaideans seem to be pretty chill in my experience. Aside from the odd person asking for change for a bus ticket.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Coolguye posted:

anyone who would call Michelle Obama anything but gorgeous is certifiably insane

The amount of people that called her "Moo-chelle" will never not be :psyduck: to me.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


The subreddit went private again. Maybe it's because they're being harassed by those mean normies or maybe they got scared because lately they had numerous posts with photos of teenage girls under the guise of "we missed having sex with these prime time 15 year old chicks in high school, nothing will ever compare to this, it's over!". Except that they're adults now sharing pictures of underage girls they'd like to gently caress. Burn that place to the ground.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Palpek posted:

The subreddit went private again. Maybe it's because they're being harassed by those mean normies or maybe they got scared because lately they had numerous posts with photos of teenage girls under the guise of "we missed having sex with these prime time 15 year old chicks in high school, nothing will ever compare to this, it's over!". Except that they're adults now sharing pictures of underage girls they'd like to gently caress. Burn that place to the ground.

That's why they should stick to posting hot guys and saying "This man is so much hotter than me. Look how hot he is, everyone. I bet he fucks like a champion too."

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Apparently an internet critic posted a video mocking them and their game-related opinions, and they basically went into lockdown mode.

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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I think deep down they really do want Chad. No one else obsesses over other guys' features/dick size/fashion as much as incels.

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