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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
poo poo now i want to go to a gun store and buy a nug

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Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

Flavius Belisarius posted:

wasn't she the one who first said she used to be a witch and was tricked by satan or whatever?

yes

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

MaxxBot posted:

I bought ammo today and they had a new sign posted on the entrance.

ATTENTION MARIJUANA USERS: IF YOU SMELL LIKE MARIJUANA WHEN YOU ENTER THE STORE WE WILL CALL THE POLICE

$100 says they also had signs about freedom

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MaxxBot posted:

I bought ammo today and they had a new sign posted on the entrance.

ATTENTION MARIJUANA USERS: IF YOU SMELL LIKE MARIJUANA WHEN YOU ENTER THE STORE WE WILL CALL THE POLICE

tbf that might just be the owner misinterpreting the question on the background check that asks if you smoke weed

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

still eternal champion of bad ads

Ralph is a muppet

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

triple sulk posted:

lol does this exist

it does

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/11/president-trump-can-send-emergency-alerts-to-everyone.html

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




haha yes please inject my midnight slumber with TRUMP

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Like I said, one of

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/AbbottabadImage/status/925997484836397057

https://twitter.com/AbbottabadImage/status/926009737220562944

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/926313052038889472

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

triple sulk posted:

i hope northam loses

honestly, same. although I know that him winning would cause Trump personal distress, so there's that.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

"i'll go to washington, and do what you - do"

did a circuit break there, what the hell was that

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Office Pig posted:

"i'll go to washington, and do what you - do"

did a circuit break there, what the hell was that

its entirely possible her entire plan had she won was to just visit DC's tourist attractions nonstop

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

oh for fucks sake not this again

yes parents your teens are loving and doing drugs just like you and your parents before you hosed and did drugs as teens

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


triple sulk posted:

lol does this exist

yes

the president has the power to access every single one of us in an emergency

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


logikv9 posted:

rip kevin spacey i thought you were cool, man

never

ever

worship media figures

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Wait did the Cut Cut Cut Act get revealed today?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

never

ever

worship media figures

Fred Rogers is a saint :colbert:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

SKULL.GIF posted:

never

ever

worship media figures

i only worship at the altar of bob ross, fred rogers, and tom hanks

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Wait did the Cut Cut Cut Act get revealed today?

yes and it's bad

also filibusterable

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Bip Roberts posted:

I remember when jim mcgreevey pulled it and people bought it. Also his was slightly different in that he played up being gay was bad.

i didn't know mcgreevey did something wrong, i thought he just couldn't keep himself in the closet any longer. what did he do?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Office Pig posted:


also filibusterable

All that matters, thank goodness

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

That was 2010 bad, back in the pre-escalator days. If she ran in 2018 as a witch campaigning on hexing immigrant children she’d win.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


logikv9 posted:

i didn't know mcgreevey did something wrong, i thought he just couldn't keep himself in the closet any longer. what did he do?

Massive corruption, same as any NJ politician

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

All that matters, thank goodness

yeah i should probably note that the whole thing is so batshit insane that its taxation upon the very existence of orphans is a footnote

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Massive corruption, same as any NJ politician

oh, i expected something worse tbh

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i don't remember much about mcgreevey honestly other than the gay stuff

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
It's loving astounding to me, even though I know it shouldn't be, that Republicans have had ~9 years to come up with literally any sort of plans for taxes, healthcare, etc. and they ended up with worse than doing nothing on all fronts. I'm a procrastinator but at least I was good at it, jesus.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

logikv9 posted:

i only worship at the altar of bob ross, fred rogers, and tom hanks

https://www.theonion.com/world-doesnt-even-know-who-to-admire-anymore-after-tom-1819574580

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
all they know how to do is talk poo poo. that's it.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


logikv9 posted:

i don't remember much about mcgreevey honestly other than the gay stuff

His wife was on the show Who the **** did I Marry? which normally had women that married rapists and serial killers on it lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/926202676827869186

kushner is next

he's going to be arrested as trump leaves the tarmac tomorrow

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

he's going to be arrested as trump leaves the tarmac tomorrow

:jackbud: I can only hope

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

this week on Who The **** Did I Marry???: "my husband is the vice president of a major country. he always comes home late at night smelling like sex, alcohol, leather and hay???"

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

It's loving astounding to me, even though I know it shouldn't be, that Republicans have had ~9 years to come up with literally any sort of plans for taxes, healthcare, etc. and they ended up with worse than doing nothing on all fronts. I'm a procrastinator but at least I was good at it, jesus.

turns out our government without the social democracy is just a bunch of grift all over the place

that, or oligarchy

or fascism

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/926202676827869186

kushner is next

he's going to be arrested as trump leaves the tarmac tomorrow

:pray:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
pisshog and ivanka will turn on him so hard and fast and he will never see his dumb kids again

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Imagine watching your own dominoes fall from CHYNA

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

god loving dammit

I've been reading the onion since 1992 and now I can't/won't anymore because it's on Kinja. An author-focused blog engine? 2017 is the worst

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

GobiasIndustries posted:

Fred Rogers is a saint :colbert:

he's creepy as hell

i dont like him

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