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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

"my constituents need more binkies! MOOORE binkies for baby Marco!" - senator Marco Rubio(R-Florida)

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Qurnah posted:



i will never get tired of this


NEVER

Now do Maduro

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

Chokes McGee posted:

I swear to gods that he doesn't know both the house and senate have to approve a bill before he can sign it

it's a fairly good explanation for how he keeps saying he's passed so many major bills and perfectly in line with "he's so stupid he forgets to breathe sometimes"

how many times has he left a bill signing ceremony without signing the bill? 3 or 4?

his brain is mush

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
you guys realize that Liddle' Marco is still gonna vote for it, right?


it's the classic Rubio move

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

YOU A loving HAT posted:

"The president's new tax plan, under which everyone would get free ice cream forever, has been wildly popular with his base and pretty much everyone else as well."

*newscaster is handed large cone of pistachio and eats it on camera*

"I think I speak for everyone, Mr, President, when I say, 'Thank you. You are the smartest and handsomest boy ever.'"

things like this make you wonder if the people with downs syndrome really are handicapped or if it's us

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


brugroffil posted:

this is probably true, but a lot of those fuckers should have been tossed in jail in the following years still

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



2 scoops 1 trump

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
LOL to the max.

https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/926386031078858753

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

this one will always be my fav



this one is mean whereas mocking Rubio is hilarious

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I’m thoroughly enjoying watching all the gop members that Trump has been making GBS threads on for 2 years turn around and gently caress him.

Except for Ted Cruz, that guy is like the ultimate cuck.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jesus Christ they want to increase taxes on people making less than $9000/year

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




okay now I may be willing to shift from 100% it's passing to 90% it's passing

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Al! posted:

rubio is a craven coward, so you shouldn't see this as him taking a stand against an unfair tax bill as much as its him seeing which way the wind is blowing on this one

I hope this is true

If this thing doesn't pass I will laugh endlessly

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Jesus Christ they want to increase taxes on people making less than $9000/year

why even bother with that particular stone, there's no blood to be found

there's no explanation for this other than "all poor people must die"

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Chokes McGee posted:

things like this make you wonder if the people with downs syndrome really are handicapped or if it's us

https://i.imgur.com/a0AF3VW.gifv

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



:lol:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

okay now I may be willing to shift from 100% it's passing to 90% it's passing

it's running

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Rubio's such a spineless, quivering mass of poo poo that I fully expect that the only reason he's breaking with the party is because he'll be announcing his resignation shortly.

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


The Nastier Nate posted:

Except for Ted Cruz, that guy is like the ultimate cuck.

Chris Christie?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Jesus Christ they want to increase taxes on people making less than $9000/year

rich people already pay almost no taxes so the only way to cut taxes on the rich at this point is to raise them on the poor

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

brugroffil posted:

this one is mean whereas mocking Rubio is hilarious

is it mean to mock the president for acting retarded when he is in fact retarded

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Rubio is going to fight for some honorary concession and support it folks stop being all Willy Wally

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

this one will always be my fav



"he wasn't mocking the reporter, he was just doing a standard retard" was my favorite excuse for that

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

u guys should.. uh.. maybe y'know, read what a "Resolution" is. Might help.

my monitor has 1080 of them

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

my monitor has 1080 of them

1080 pee

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rubio does this all the time: tells the press what they want to hear to get a favorable story and then votes for the bill anyway

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Joementum posted:

Rubio does this all the time: tells the press what they want to hear to get a favorable story and then votes for the bill anyway

tricky tricky!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


what did he want to happen

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Yinlock posted:

what did he want to happen

DEATH PENALTY!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

zegermans posted:

"he wasn't mocking the reporter, he was just doing a standard retard" was my favorite excuse for that

lol that rules

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Yep, Berghal's attorney screaming at his phone TWEET AGAIN YOU FAT BITCH

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Yinlock posted:

what did he want to happen

him to be executed so he could tweet about how he is a strong leader

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Joementum posted:

Rubio does this all the time: tells the press what they want to hear to get a favorable story and then votes for the bill anyway

He's a politician, you say?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yinlock posted:

what did he want to happen

Whatever makes people like him

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The serial theme but with trump trump trump trump trump trump

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Chokes McGee posted:

things like this make you wonder if the people with downs syndrome really are handicapped or if it's us

i don't wonder, it's definitely us

everyone I've ever met with downs has been a delight. The kids I've worked with who had downs were the most fun parties to do as a character entertainer. One little boy idolized Frozen so he dressed up as Anna and his sister dressed as Elsa. Just this 12 yr old boy in an Anna dress, no biggie. He was cool as heck and his mom told us he had a girlfriend in his class :3:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

being a truther has to be over now right, cause when it gets revealed that you're getting flamed by an anonymous osama bin laden it's over.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

zegermans posted:

"he wasn't mocking the reporter, he was just doing a standard retard" was my favorite excuse for that

TRUPM lmao

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
this is gonna get sux xone all riled up

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/926502457911529472

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