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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Closed it, eh? How about some incel classics?







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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Yup, no woman has ever wanted a short guy. No siree, that has literally never happened.



although if you look at the comments on the site I got the picture from it seems like a fair amount of possible incels are angry about this union:
https://www.chinasmack.com/chinese-wedding-photos-midget-groom

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


I have literally never heard someone criticize guys who don't want to date fat women, at least where the guys weren't being assholes about it

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
This whole height thing is blowing my mind, I'm average height and I've literally never heard of this weird nightmare world where people under 6 foot 4 are beaten and mocked in the streets.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Every loving day this week

I say that, but it’s pretty much been everyday for the past couple of years.

But this week, all that’s been on the breakfast shows here in the UK (I definitely don’t watch them, they just happen to be on as I’m getting ready for work) is sexual harassment/sexism “issues”.

Some guy in parliament touching a woman’s knee and sending a text message. Single mothers not being able to get a career because of discrimination. Sexism in the workplace. Some woman saying women don’t use their sexuality for a gain. HA loving HA HA. And so on.

It’s driving me loving insane. I try to ignore it I really do but gently caress me. It’s just one big trend, and don’t we all loving know a woman cannot resist a trend. This is what makes me want to fist my own ahole in fury.

I don’t claim to know that much about Saudi Arabia or Sharia Law, but I’ve heard enough to say that women here and in other western countries that are constantly loving complaining about this nonsense don’t know they’re loving born. Have a day off for gently caress sake.

Had to vent. Had to.

Additional- gently caress that newsnight problem with men thing too. Slags.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


/r/incels: This is what makes me want to fist my own ahole in fury

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I'm in a relationship. Let's just say she's pretty demanding. I put my heart and soul into it when I really can't afford to.

I work in hospitality and allegedly not bad looking. So, on a nightly basis there are married women hitting on me. I also have the old reserve bench of girls showing interest, despite knowing about my relationship - including old friends who have fiances, husbands and whatnot. Their social media shows happy couples, dudes shelling out for holidays and for what? so their wives and girlfriends can cheat on them? Even as the potential beneficiary of their cheating I'm disgusted by this. I'm faithful to my girlfriend, but between her demanding and unappreciative nature and their lack of faith as examples I can't help but see a pattern emerging: the heartlessness and faithlessness and cold calculation on a daily basis, particularly in older girls and women. Girls seem to change men the same way we change jobs.

There are certainly ways I can improve myself, but a lot of my girlfriend's criticisms are totally unfair. I come from a very poor background and have pulled myself up via the military to masters educated and working full time. I'm not shy about hard work. She has her rent and expenses paid by her folks. The tone deafness of her advice it is astounding.

I'm a long time lurker of this sub, but it's become a comforting place to lean into the idea of eventual singledom where I have to admit, I'd have more money and happiness being on my own. I don't hate women. And there are certainly issues that men and women both face, but the idea that women alone face expectations from society when I see on a daily basis, men supporting them while they cheat and play victim, is just disheartening.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Palpek posted:

The subreddit went private again. Maybe it's because they're being harassed by those mean normies or maybe they got scared because lately they had numerous posts with photos of teenage girls under the guise of "we missed having sex with these prime time 15 year old chicks in high school, nothing will ever compare to this, it's over!". Except that they're adults now sharing pictures of underage girls they'd like to gently caress. Burn that place to the ground.

I guarantee you it’s because the admin ran across a post that trolled him

The whole pedo angle probably won’t occur to the admin until it’s too late (assuming he himself doesn’t secretly want to gently caress kids)

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

My Linux Rig posted:

I guarantee you it’s because the admin ran across a post that trolled him

The whole pedo angle probably won’t occur to the admin until it’s too late (assuming he himself doesn’t secretly want to gently caress kids)

No its because Jim Sterling (who seriously makes like $14000 a month on patreon ) made a video making fun of them lol

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

As in: the truth for people who are bitter?

yea, looks about right.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I work in an office and I had a window to the front of the building which is the entrance to most of the offices here. Everyday I start around 7:30 and i'm in the office while next door, their day starts around 8am. Obviously all the guys show up at 8 or just before and wait in their cars until the doors unlocked but guess who shows up at 8:30? Yes, the woman. Always with her starbucks coffee in hand and her very expensive sunglasses... I don't finish my work until around 6:30 and I see everyone leave around 5:00pm. A full workday but guess who leaves at 3:00? I don't know call me an rear end in a top hat for picking up on things like this but it does go to show. AWALT.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

KillerJunglist posted:

As in: the truth for people who are bitter?

yea, looks about right.

Not surprised. Gold is heavy as gently caress. Can't stack gold bars too high because the combined weight can actually crush the lower ones.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Ah the classic girlfriend thats had all of her university fees, car, and expenses paid for by Daddy. House rent? gently caress off shes a princess!

And they have the cheek to look at you like "hey, you're still late 20s and working hard to pay bills? How come you no success?? Bills? Lol Whats that? You should be Youtube Chad famous already making couples react videos with me lolz. Oh well too bad, no respect for you"

Meanwhile shes got a ton of savings to go on trips around the world with her best "friend" who also has the same life setup.

Thanks Beta Daddy for passing your genes on. Did you know your princess is getting hosed by Juvi Tyronne in your house, while you're at work because she faked a cold? Hows your other kid doing? You know the son that hanged himself?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




fruit on the bottom posted:

Hows your other kid doing? You know the son that hanged himself?

OK this is a pretty hilarious sign-off for an incel.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Ah the classic girlfriend thats had all of her university fees, car, and expenses paid for by Daddy. House rent? gently caress off shes a princess!

And they have the cheek to look at you like "hey, you're still late 20s and working hard to pay bills? How come you no success?? Bills? Lol Whats that? You should be Youtube Chad famous already making couples react videos with me lolz. Oh well too bad, no respect for you"

Meanwhile shes got a ton of savings to go on trips around the world with her best "friend" who also has the same life setup.

Thanks Beta Daddy for passing your genes on. Did you know your princess is getting hosed by Juvi Tyronne in your house, while you're at work because she faked a cold? Hows your other kid doing? You know the son that hanged himself?

Once again the incel must make up a really specific story. Whenever they post a story about "owning a normie" they do the same thing.

Incel: you are a cuck and don't know it

Normie: no I'm not.

Incel: but what about when your wife hosed your neighbor while you were at work?!

What the normie actually says: What the hell are you talking about?

What the incel hears: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! I thought my neighbor Chad Chadderson was my friend! I'm such a cuck!

Incel: :smug:

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
I released another incel posts video yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPt2HVfjq3w

If you were wondering why the subreddit is down, people seem to think it was this incel asking on legal advice how a rapist gets caught.

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

my parents boyfriend posted:

If you were wondering why the subreddit is down, people seem to think it was this incel asking on legal advice how a rapist gets caught.



Lol Jesus that’s so fake i can’t even read that with a straight face. Might as well asked the same thing and said it was for a friend

Actually that probably would have been more believable

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Captain Yossarian posted:

No its because Jim Sterling (who seriously makes like $14000 a month on patreon ) made a video making fun of them lol
Is there a link or a youtube video?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Technically these are MGTOW, but same family tree

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

fruit on the bottom posted:

BLACKPILL: If you manage to get a job as an ugly male you are always on thin ice

This is even more true if you work with a lot of femoids. You have to be drat near a perfect employee just to keep your job while Chad only works half as hard, goofing off half the time only to move up in the company. Every little mistake you make will be scrutinized heavily and could possibly get you fired. Good looks aren't just for attracting women. They also make it a hell of a lot easier to put a roof over your head.

personality counts in determining whether or not people want to work with you, sorry about being a shitlord :hmbol:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

owns

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

lol look at this manlet getting owned by that dude who is obviously like 8 feet tall

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

ReadingZucchini posted:

lol look at this manlet getting owned by that dude who is obviously like 8 feet tall

Forcedperspectivecel

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Nothing of value to say. Just pretty angry today about the state of western culture, feminism, hypergamey, divorce rape, chad's harem's, incels, red pil, blue pill, black pill.

All of it, it's all poo poo. Not only is the fall of civilization going to be caused by blue pill mangina's bowing at women's feet, but most of us will be claimed victim by it whether we go our own way or not. There's no escaping the fall out.

When your best chance at a happy life is doing all you can to "walk away", it leaves a bad and salty taste in my mouth.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Palpek posted:

Is there a link or a youtube video?

I posted it above, it’s just a quotes video in a silly voice.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Incels are far and away the best evidence for "the End of Men is a good thing, and in fact should come faster." They are the embodiment of toxic masculinity.

chumbler fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Nov 3, 2017

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Palpek posted:

Is there a link or a youtube video?

I think I've found it- just :lol: if this is what scared inceldom.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Palpek posted:

The subreddit went private again. Maybe it's because they're being harassed by those mean normies or maybe they got scared because lately they had numerous posts with photos of teenage girls under the guise of "we missed having sex with these prime time 15 year old chicks in high school, nothing will ever compare to this, it's over!". Except that they're adults now sharing pictures of underage girls they'd like to gently caress. Burn that place to the ground.

which one is it? they're all named similar and some are closed, some open, some dead

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

That escort story highlights one of the main things about incels.

They dont really want to have sex, as demonstrated by teh terrible time that dude had when he did have sex.
They don't really want to go out on dates, as demonstrated by the excuses and explanations of "She's an evil femoid trying to trick/cuck/cheat on you" when any woman smiles at them etc.
They don't really want a relationship, as demonstrated by the countless "buying your girlfriend flowers is cuck/cope. She'll just cheat on you with 17 Chads, I bet she has hosed 18 Chads before you etc."
They don't really want to change, as demonstrated by the labeling of everything and it's brother as "cope".

I don't know what they actually want, and I suspect neither do they. But they sure are angry about not having it, and will find anyone/thing to blame but themselves, and will fight to avoid change.

What do we want?! Unfair!!

When do we want it?! Change!!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Having transcended pussy thirst and knowing the true nature of women this new co worker is so obvious it's actually quite sad.
She is in her 30s and is getting married next year (oh yeah she snagged a sap just before the wall) and she is constantly fishing for compliments from the males around her about her figure and sexual attractiveness but all the men are avoiding them like the plague!
One guy who has no clue about MGTOW and is in his 50s outright said he wouldn't reply to the subject in case he gets done for sexual harassment which I thought was loving hilarious!
She has got so desperate for validation and attention she has turned to a 20 year old pussy hungry clueless junior constantly on the lookout for a hole to fill.
It is good to see men almost instinctually avoid her bullshit and it's great to see her get frustrated and almost outright angry no one is bending to her 'allure'. She isn't ugly by any means but no one is playing her game.
It seems MGTOW may be spreading through the male collective consciousness.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



fruit on the bottom posted:

The rope just gets ever closer.

The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS > /r/Incels: The rope just gets ever closer, but it never comes

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I would be really interested to know their answers to this proposed scenario:

There is a village. Everyone in this village speaks the same language, with some small household-to-household variations (tomato/tom-a-toe). This language has some quirks, and no one is sure the etymology of some of the words or phases any longer, but the language allows these people to communicate with one another and exchange information--which is to say, it fulfills the purpose of a language with few and largely transitory challenges.

Someone new moves to the village with the ostensible goal of forever becoming part of the village. This person does not speak the language of the village; this person speaks his own language. ("His" only for the purposes of clarity.)

It's generally understood that people will move to the village, and that other languages may exist. The idea that there is a new arrival who communicates differently is not a novel idea to this community. Some members of the village are more eager to integrate the newcomer, and some are apathetic. However, every villager agrees that being able to communicate with this newcomer would be beneficial to the villagers and to the newcomer.

Some members of the community approach the newcomer and try to communicate with him. These people are instructors, though their level of patience varies between individuals. They try to show him the language of the village.

He refuses to learn anything of the village language from them. He ranges from apathetic to aggressive when instructors attempt to teach him. One by one, the instructors become discouraged and no longer try to teach him, until only one instructor remains.

This instructor ("she" for clarity) arrives at the conclusion that she must learn the newcomer's language. From that position, he will have at least one person who is able to understand his language and communicate on his behalf as an intermediary. She may then also perhaps be able to teach him the language of the village, or at least enough key words and phrases for him to communicate the most essential information to other villagers.

She tries to learn his language by listening intently to him. She then attempts some of the words herself. He will not acknowledge whether she is correct or incorrect. He is at beast apathetic, and at worst aggressive when she attempts to use his language. She does not have any means to gauge how well she is learning his language and how many of the words, if any, are correct or incorrect. There is no perceptible pattern to when he will fail to respond as opposed to respond negatively. The only notion she is able to accurately perceive is that he believes his language is superior to her language in some way. In the interim, she is the villager who he appears to regard with the most enmity.

He will not learn the language of the village, and he will not teach anyone his language. There is no indication one way or another that even if she learned his language, that he would use that as a springboard to learn the language of the village from her so that he could communicate with others. He appears most resentful of the person who is trying to learn his language, followed by the instructors. That is the situation as it stands.

Here are the questions that follow:

- Whose responsibility is it to learn which language?
- If the villager is not able to learn the language of the village, is he owed an intermediary?
- If the villager refuses to learn the language of the village, is he owed an intermediary?
- If the villager is not able to learn the language of the village and cannot teach his language, can he ever truly be considered a member of that village?
- If the villager is not able to learn the language of the village and refuses to teach his language, then does the village have an obligation to accept his presence there?
- What behavior on the part of the villager affects the answers to the preceding four questions?
- If the villager treats instructors with particular enmity, is this suggestive that he is an enemy of the village?
- To what extent is trying to access this person's language harassment of that person?
- To what extent is the threshold for "harassment" contingent on this person having chosen to move to the village?
- How many cocks is the instructor shoving into her vagina 24/7 and how many times should she suck the newcomer's dick and also kick herself in the tits as punishment for her skanknitude?

Because honestly, it strikes me that they're basically demanding the world completely re-write itself to their communication preferences, but aren't providing justification as to why, and don't seem to be in a position where any deed by any other person can resolve the situation to their satisfaction, even when that person is acting far beyond any real responsibility to another individual.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
This is the strangest Hugh story to date.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I think that what is missing in this scenario is the fact that incels probably feel as if they were born in the village. Their "rightful" place is in the in-group. It seems more like usurpation than immigration.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Assimilation is cope.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I skimmed the first few paragraphs. Is Pick complaining about 1st generation immigrants?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Sorry, as this has probably been discussed before in this thread.

But when Incels are obsessing about their/Chad's looks, they seem to zero in on tiny details whilst ignoring the overall impression of "handsomeness", or simple "attractive".

The jaw must be at X angle to the chin. The eyes must be no further than Ymm apart and no less than Zmm. The wrists must be thick, etc. By focusing on teh details they miss the whole picture. Also it is always the same details, they never complain about having overly/underly hairy eyebrows, or defined/undefined cheek bones etc.

What made them pick Jaw, Wrist, and Nasolabial folds, (I still don't know exactly what that means), over other details?

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

Sorry, as this has probably been discussed before in this thread.

But when Incels are obsessing about their/Chad's looks, they seem to zero in on tiny details whilst ignoring the overall impression of "handsomeness", or simple "attractive".

The jaw must be at X angle to the chin. The eyes must be no further than Ymm apart and no less than Zmm. The wrists must be thick, etc. By focusing on teh details they miss the whole picture. Also it is always the same details, they never complain about having overly/underly hairy eyebrows, or defined/undefined cheek bones etc.

What made them pick Jaw, Wrist, and Nasolabial folds, (I still don't know exactly what that means), over other details?

They are things that are basically traits of birth or aging and there is little that can be done to alter them, so it gives them an excuse to not try. Fat or lack of muscle mass can be dealt with but take effort.

Excluding the guy who regularly clocked himself in the jaw to make it swell or whatever he thought he was doing.

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