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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Bush choking on a pretzel is something I never thought to question. “Yup sounds about right”

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

maskenfreiheit posted:

george bush passing out drunk and slamming his head off a table :airquote:"choking on a pretzel":airquote:

The result of his aerobic workout routine has been a resting pulse rate of 35 to 45 beats per minute, which medical personnel consider extremely low even for a well-trained athlete. A typical resting pulse rate is about 70 beats per minute.


hahahahahahaha but for real i wonder how much damage cocaine has done to his heart

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Bill Kristol's handpicked candidate David French

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
david french's sex rules for his wife on planet gor

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



the jack/jeri ryan sex scandal that helped obama become senator

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Baloogan posted:

david french's sex rules for his wife on planet gor

lol gently caress

TAL

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
sarah palin getting interviewed while turkeys were massacred on video directly behind her

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Romney Death Rally

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

Pikavangelist posted:

the jack/jeri ryan sex scandal that helped obama become senator

Thanks to Alan Keys' all time great carpet bag campaign.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Pikavangelist posted:

the jack/jeri ryan sex scandal that helped obama become senator

star trek voyager is responsible for obama

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

StashAugustine posted:

star trek voyager is responsible for obama

gene roddenbury is responsible for trump

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
you can draw a direct causal line from the big bang to ted cruz

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
jared kushner in iraq, with a plate carrier over his prep school suit, and an identically dressed mini-jared in to

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

got any sevens posted:

you can draw a direct causal line from the big bang to ted cruz

SgtSanity
Apr 25, 2005
Excuse me
the Clinton campaign providing multi-million payday loans to the DNC

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

what if 2017 is just the dream of sleeping tiktaalik

when it wakes up, it will go "what a hosed up dream, i gotta lay off the terrestrial arthropods before bed" and poof, trump is no more

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

The trump inauguration team ordered Obama’s inauguration cake copied for Trump.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
a michael bay benghazi movie

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

consolidating federal data centers

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

zegermans posted:

consolidating federal data centers

Ossoff is a WASTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1hirk5_8Bw

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bernie Kerik going from The Hero of 9/11 to imprisoned felon because he lied to the federal gov't about a $250,000 bribe interest-free loan he took from a billionaire owner of an Israeli defense contractor

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

when poindexter told us exactly what the nsa was going to do but all we did was kill the problematic logo.


Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Howard Dean's amazing yell that killed his run

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
every instance of "why bother with a 50 state strategy?"

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
donald trump was elected president despite this guy being a heel like 30 years ago



america owns

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
probably repeating but the libertarian debate included Crazy Face Man and a doctor who OD'd in a hotel room a few weeks later

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJFEb7d4OLQ

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

rand paul got beat up by his doctor next door neighbor

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
lmao

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

an actual dog posted:

rand paul got beat up by his doctor next door neighbor

where's the NAP when you really need it

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

One of my favorite libertarian moments was during the rise of the tea party and some politician debating an angry crowd defended the federal bureaucracy, asking "who will help a homeless child being sexually abused?" and someone in the crowd shouted that there would always be a free market solution

I'm unsure of all those details but that's the gist of what happened

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
David Cameron hosed A Dead Pig

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Kevin D Williamson with the hot fire



I think they edited the phrase "national socialism" out of the article but it's still in the title in the google results.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GalacticAcid posted:

Kevin D Williamson with the hot fire



Kevin d Williamson... welcome to the #resistance

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Donald Trump endorsed Ed Gillespie

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

I am not a witch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwaD2jIDFNY

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wJMO7cmhHo

Slick Willie: no president has been treated as poorly as me!!! :qq:

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