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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
An edgy sense of humor

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/926508490633379840

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

the failing new york times
the failing new york times
hi-ho, a derry-o
the failing new york times

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Disinterested posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/01/opinion/protestant-reformation.html

Your terrible takes on history courtesy of the New York Times Editorial Board.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
his hot take and meandering grandiloquence has all the power of a freshman college entrance essay

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
It must suck to be whichever illuminati delegate to the NYT that David Brooks has dirt on.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

an actual dog posted:

the failing new york times
the failing new york times
hi-ho, a derry-o
the failing new york times

running through my head forever

David Brooks' house of psycho-sexual variability in that silly article sure is something

Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 15:02 on Nov 4, 2017

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/927601533587460101

cool new york times article by someone who doesn't understand words, concepts, or the passage of time

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Jeremy Corbyn, that quasi-Leninist

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Marxist-Leninism (albeit in the unique capitalist-Maoist form) still propels China, the world’s surging hyperpower, even as that same ideology ruins Cuba and Venezuela

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North Korea, a dystopian Leninist monarchy

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President Trump is some ways the personification of a new Bolshevism of the right

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Hence the irony that while the West has been discussing the revolution at length, Russia is largely pretending it never happened. Lenin’s marble mausoleum in Red Square must echo with his laughter because that’s just the sort of serpentine political calculation he would have appreciated

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Without Lenin there would have been no Hitler

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
has anyone pointed out that the NYT is in fact not failing and is actually doing really well

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/925717023795138560

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

LinYutang posted:

has anyone pointed out that the NYT is in fact not failing and is actually doing really well

no because it is failing and :sad:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Algund Eenboom posted:

https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/927601533587460101

cool new york times article by someone who doesn't understand words, concepts, or the passage of time

Lmao

Montefiore is a huckster.

https://twitter.com/keithgessen/status/570720353204482049

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


gently caress YOU

IT'S THE FAILING!!! NEW YORK TIMES

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

quote:

Marxist-Leninism (albeit in the unique capitalist-Maoist form) still propels China, the world’s surging hyperpower, even as that same ideology ruins Cuba and Venezuela

I hate this sentence more than anything else I've ever read in my entire life.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
weird how some rich rear end in a top hat writer in manhattan throws around left wing terms like an epileptic bull at a batting cage in a greek nightclub

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

quote:

Marxist-Leninism (albeit in the unique capitalist-Maoist form) still propels China, the world’s surging hyperpower, even as that same ideology ruins Cuba and Venezuela
I hate this sentence more than anything else I've ever read in my entire life.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

'Marxist-Leninism-fueled surging hyperpower' sounds like a chapo guy's nickname for his dick

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


crazy how your profits and revenues go up when you fire all your actual news teams and run corey lewandowski blog posts

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

an actual dog posted:

the failing new york times
the failing new york times
hi-ho, a derry-o
the failing new york times

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The FAILING New York Times












https://twitter.com/NaomiAKlein/status/931925580689412096

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

That last line about the world's poorest nations being a petri dish for Western experts is some dark as Hell irony.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
'All leftist leaders are brutal dictators, because we have all the ones that aren't brutally assassinated and replaced with dictators'.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

gradenko_2000 posted:

The FAILING New York Times

Getting Uncle Rupe's leftovers from the WSJ, eh?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/18/opinion/sunday/what-if-ken-starr-was-right.html

Ross Douthat and his helipad-sized forehead posted:

What if Ken Starr Was Right?

This new narrative lines up with what’s often been my own assessment of the Clinton scandals. I have never been a Clinton hater; indeed, I’ve always been a little mystified by the scale of Republican dislike for the most centrist of recent Democratic leaders. So I’ve generally held what I’ve considered a sensible middle-ground position on his sins — that he should have stepped down when the Lewinsky affair came to light, but that the Republican effort to impeach him was a hopeless attempt to legislate against dishonor.

But a moment of reassessment is a good time to reassess things for yourself, so I spent this week reading about the lost world of the 1990s. I skimmed the Starr Report. I leafed through books by George Stephanopoulos and Joe Klein and Michael Isikoff. I dug into Troopergate and Whitewater and other first-term scandals. I reacquainted myself with Gennifer Flowers and Webb Hubbell, James Riady and Marc Rich.

After doing all this reading, I’m not sure my reasonable middle ground is actually reasonable. It may be that the conservatives of the 1990s were simply right about Clinton, that once he failed to resign he really deserved to be impeached.

Ladies and gentlemen...the ______ New York Times (fill in the blank)

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Zeris posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/18/opinion/sunday/what-if-ken-starr-was-right.html

Ladies and gentlemen...the ______ New York Times (fill in the blank)

Technically, it wasn't the Lewinsky affair that was the grounds to impeach Clinton, it was the perjury.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
He should have been impeached & executed for welfare reform

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

GalacticAcid posted:

He should have been impeached & executed for welfare reform

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



FAKE NEWS

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

GalacticAcid posted:

He should have been impeached & executed for welfare reform and all of the raping that he did

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

the creeping new york times

https://twitter.com/lkmcgann/status/932633336924835840

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
this isn't the NYT but whatever, I loving love when news sites just let loving anyone write poo poo, like "Blackwater founder writes article saying US should sell Afghanistan to Blackwater" or "Mitch McConnell writes article saying that the Republican tax plan will be awesome to poor people", with no vetting at all to ensure that obvious puff pieces or book advertisements don't get through

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/19/americans-divided-politics-unity-liberal-bubble-215843

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I’m a life-long Democrat and have a resume that practically bleeds blue: a couple turns in Democratic politics, almost a decade running NPR, and degrees from Yale Law School and Haverford College. But last year, spurred by a fear that Red and Blue America were drifting irrevocably apart, I decided to venture out from my overwhelmingly Democratic neighborhood and safely Democratic life, and engage Republicans where they live, work and pray. I found an America far different from the one depicted in the press and imagined for us by politicians.

ah, yes, another article about how conservatives aren't really that bad and how us elitist liberals just need to learn the culture of Trump country. let's see who this Ken Stern guy is...

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Ken Stern is president of Palisades Media Ventures, former CEO of NPR and the author of the new book, “Republican Like Me: How I Left the Liberal Bubble and Learned the Right.”

:thunk:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
when you're normal

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

GalacticAcid posted:

when you're normal



Is that the m the human personification of Reddit?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Reporters are supposed to be one of the few groups that are allowed to wear fedoras and he ruined it. Then again maybe it doesn't count because he doesn't have a card that says "press" stuck in the band.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

when you're normal


Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

KomradeX posted:

Is that the m the human personification of Reddit?

The straight Matt Drudge.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

when you're normal



https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/932640848595918848

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

GalacticAcid posted:

when you're normal



he's gonna get the scoop

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

the takes from these 9 year olds are better than every oped posted itt

https://twitter.com/kevinroose/status/932298386790903808

(except for Garrett, who is a class traitor)

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
The horse thing is an interesting take. Also year round school with a several 4 day weekends and a few weeks off is a good thing.

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