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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Dreddout posted:

Zakharov is a "I loving love science!" guy
he's space peter thiel.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

jBrereton posted:

he's space peter thiel.

Zak actually knows what he's talking about so nah

He's what happens if you made Sagan an autocrat

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
there are some good characters atm that would make GREAT faction leaders in a game like SMDH

trump ofc
sanders
the fbi guy who was fired
musk
zuckerberg
matthis

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Yang listens to a lot of "dark" music and complains about normies not getting him

Santiago is the gorilla warfare copypasta personified

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
santiago is one of those vets that loooooves anime and has a sword collection

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Baloogan posted:

there are some good characters atm that would make GREAT faction leaders in a game like SMDH

trump ofc
sanders
the fbi guy who was fired
musk
zuckerberg
matthis

Musk is almost literally Morgan except for the racial difference

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Dreddout posted:

Musk is almost literally Morgan except for the racial difference

they would have common ground with using albinos for folk remedies

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Dreddout posted:

Zakharov is a "I loving love science!" guy

Zakharov has xkcd comics printed out and taped to the walls in his office.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

santiago is one of those vets that loooooves anime and has a sword collection
Wow i like santiago now

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

there are some good characters atm that would make GREAT faction leaders in a game like SMDH

trump ofc
sanders
the fbi guy who was fired
musk
zuckerberg
matthis
Gorka's legions of doom

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Zakharov has xkcd comics printed out and taped to the walls in his office.

he castrated himself to become incredibly powerful, immune to women's lies

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Baloogan posted:

there are some good characters atm that would make GREAT faction leaders in a game like SMDH

trump ofc
sanders
the fbi guy who was fired
musk
zuckerberg
matthis

ah, i see you're a beyond earth fan

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Santiago is a gun babe YouTube star.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Yang is a firm believer in the power of NoFap

Deirdre has banned WiFi for fear of it's carcinogenic effect

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Previn Lal is a normie on twitter, but occasionally he says something extremely problematic and has to spend a week apologizing.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Lal moderates a subforum

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Morgan is lauded as a visionary of transit for revolutionizing travel with the mag tube system, even though he stole the tech from Yang.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Miriam protests Spartan funerals because of their ritualized homoeroticism and "God hates fags."

she runs a hate site that still uses tables and is decorated with clip art and gifs from 1997.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Yang is an urban Maoist who finances his cadre by selling candid sex footage of his female comrades online, without their permission. when called out on it, he says the interests of the cadre outweigh bourgeois morality.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

StashAugustine posted:

go nerve staple yourself

No.

rudatron posted:

There's too much negative energy itt, its ruining my chakras

HomeEx, tell us something fun that happened to you, tell us a story about china

i was laid up for two days with stomach illness. next time i'll take probiotics

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Lal also runs a pocast that only lanyards listen to, called Palling Around - With Pravin Lal

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Dierdre is a consultant for an energy company, but makes money on side selling bath salts

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Cha'Dawn was raised as an Indigo Child.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

R. Guyovich posted:

i was laid up for two days with stomach illness. next time i'll take probiotics
Thats not a nice story

Tell us a nice story

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Deirdre runs a"natural foods store" where they sell jugs of colloidal silver.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

rudatron posted:

Thats not a nice story

Tell us a nice story

i mean a cool thing happened at my job but i don't want to go into detail as i value my tenuous anonymity itf

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror
Deirdre gets a morale penalty cause of all the soldiers with polio

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

half of Domai's twitter posts are about how awful Marxist-Leninists are, even though he doesn't actually know any in real life.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Aki zeta 5 is a web dev for an advertising company, but spends most of her time reading webcomics like homestuck

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Aki Zeta 5 won't shut the gently caress up about the singularity. she implanted an LED under the skin in her wrist so she can say she's a cyborg.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 02:32 on Nov 4, 2017

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Aki zeta 5's YouTube is tedious atheism videos and sci-fi book reviews

Miriams youtube is talking head speculations, about how the latest natural disaster is god punishing gay people

Zhakarov runs a slightly larger youtube channel called sciencephiles, that's just non stop pop sci

Santiago complains about feminism and is the afore mentioned gun babe

Morgan's is nothing but reaction vids and "$1 vs $100 bagel" reviews

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



zacharov would clearly be the hydraulic press channel only with more leds and tubes

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

tooday ve vell be pooting mind worlm in hydraullic pbress

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Ulrik has a blog concerning cryptocurrency speculation and mining tips and tricks

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

tooday ve vell be pooting mind worlm in hydraullic pbress

Here I have captured Miriam, let's see if she can dissent against the crushing force of pressure

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
Sinder Roze makes vaporwave on soundcloud.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Ulrik is a Nordic Supremacist, just like his hero H.P. Lovecraft, who wrote cool stories about sea monsters and race mixing.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Sinder Roze fled to Spartan territory to escape prosecution, after she made all the Morgan data nodes print out flyers that say "Anarchy Rulez"

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Better: shes stuck in a Spartan embassy, inside morgan territory

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shrike82
Jun 11, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 minutes!
Guyovich, how conversant is the average Chinese with socialism

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