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Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Consummate Professional posted:

just saw a commercial on MSNBC for "make America sober again" which is apparently a drug and alcohol rehab thing

sober for almost 4 years man and the clarity is starting to become real overwhelming

piss tape is real

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:23

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I;m thinking about thos antifa

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:24

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

sober for almost 4 years man and the clarity is starting to become real overwhelming

piss tape is real

i have neve rpartaken alcohol or smoked any substance

:pisstape:

is my only drug and is also my anti-drug

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:26

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Unperson_47 posted:

i have neve rpartaken alcohol or smoked any substance

is my only drug and is also my anti-drug

yeah same. I only plug my substances too.

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:27

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

tfw you're not owned

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/926877241816027136

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:27

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

tfw u run face first into a bee hive

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:27

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Homeless Friend posted:

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:28

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

sexual genderscape sounds awesome tbh

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:28

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

tfw u run face first into a bee hive

ROUND BOY

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:28

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Unperson_47 posted:

i have neve rpartaken alcohol or smoked any substance

got to be honest i dont understand this at all

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:29

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Unperson_47 posted:

i have neve rpartaken alcohol or smoked any substance

is my only drug and is also my anti-drug

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:29

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Slamhound posted:

Here are the official Antifa genders:

Goon
Jabroni
Mook
Dingus
Jamoke

im goonqueer

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:30

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011; Can't post for 5 hours!

Burn Zone posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/923866515358789633

oh. that one was so lame and unoriginal I think I forgot about it entirely.

today's been boring, still waiting on Saturday Night Massacre Part II

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:31

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

sober for almost 4 years man and the clarity is starting to become real overwhelming

piss tape is real

clarity is an illusory perception of pain in sharp relief

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:31

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

2DCAT posted:

Antifa is mobilizing guys

It's media

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:31

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

*extremely pain-dawnishly* oh dang im not brad

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:32

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

# ? Nov 4, 2017 20:34

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Yesterday the editorial staff of ClickHole.com held an important vote that will ultimately determine the future of our website and our mission to deliver the most clickable, shareable content that the internet has to offer. The results of this staff referendum have now been counted, and the outcome is clear: We, the employees of ClickHole.com, have voted unanimously to debase ourselves in the most humiliating ways possible to please the billionaires who could destroy our website on a whim.

This decision was made in a matter of minutes and with no dissent whatsoever from any member of our staff. We have come together and made a solemn commitment to take whatever insane and humiliating measures are necessary to remain in the good graces of the excessively wealthy individuals who could, should they so choose, wipe all traces of our website from the internet in the course of a few short hours.

Our collective decision to lick the mud off the boots of the outrageously wealthy in order to keep our jobs is final, and it is non-negotiable. Separate, we are weak. But unified, our voices combine into a full-throated chorus, chanting, �We have no dignity, and we hope we never make rich people mad.�

If you are a billionaire with the ability to terminate our employment, destroy our website and all of its archived content, or use your vast financial resources to sue us into oblivion, be aware that we shall henceforth endeavor to demean ourselves for your pleasure in any way you want as long as you promise not to fire us. We will wholeheartedly embrace any political ideology you want us to, no matter how unhinged or deranged it may seem.

If a billionaire wants us to, we will publish a photograph of our staff tomorrow underneath a headline that reads, �Here Are The Human Worms.� We consider it our sole editorial mission.

In the days and weeks ahead, the staff of ClickHole looks forward to contorting our website beyond all recognition in the service of every whim, desire, and agenda of any person with enough money to engineer the demise of our website in the blink of an eye, and we fully support any other websites that choose the path we have. Our staff is united in our commitment to humiliating ourselves for the pleasure of these billionaires, and we look forward to serving them for as long as they allow us to exist.