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257 left Like the others have been dispatched and delivered and this is all they have left in the warehouse Lmao what a joke
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There is a bog roll present in so many CIG staff photos that it's got to be some kind of in joke. What am I missing here? There's one in that blue bucket. There was on on the meeting desk in a video I capped. I've seen others too.
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Are they bringing their own toilet roll to work?
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SomethingJones posted:Are they bringing their own toilet roll to work? The company is just so full of poo poo that they have to keep bog roll close to hand at all times.  Or since *someone* managed to completely devastate the Austin offices shitter with their unweildy ballon knot they are afriad of it happening anywhere, at any time and are prepared for it.
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SomethingJones posted:Are they bringing their own toilet roll to work? It's not work if you love doing it
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I wonder if at some point this year the plan was to have a demo reel of a pioneer flying out from whatever the gently caress shipyards look like in this game and soaring through space, landing in some skyrim sized crater. Setting up an outpost on some distant world that begins, I don't know, probably taking slaves from the native space population. Using female androids. That would have sold them in a flash, the whales would be clawing at each other to get out of the room faster. And they probably ran it past Chris and he didn't want to "direct" that so they had to make his vision of a boring do nothing city and a a space ship that looks like an ibeam and a chocolate cake had a baby.
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Spiderdrake posted:I like the idea they're thinking they're sticking it to the warlord with their little sub.  I keep telling them that they are their own worst enemy. And together with CIG, they've created a situation that keeps SEO specialists awake at night. Not that the best VP of marketing since she was a leetle gurl knows wtf she's doing anyway. So there's that.  Someone sent me that image earlier, along with this: quote:The Google algorithm has associated you with the knowledge graph and is now generating your profiles in relation to searches for the brand. ----------------
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Warhawk109 posted:If I were Derek it would just fill my ego ball knowing that I take up so much real estate in their heads. That’s what makes trolling so satisfying. Yes. And that's why I have always said I don't want the /r/ds hate sub to go away. They are my biggest signal boosters.  They're actually helping to turn negative attention to the train wreck that is Star Citizen. But somehow, those dumb fucks just don't get that. But these are the guys splurging on JPEGs for a game that doesn't exist. And furthermore. ----------------
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MilesK posted:Reddit: Derek is saying libelous stuff about our video game! Let's archive it.  They're all reading this and I'm sure they're getting so loving mad right about now. ----------------
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D_Smart posted:
 Congratulations are in order for r/DerekSmart. You could not have done it without them.
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Uhh, that'll be $8.90, pull up to the first window.
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Derek’s haters are more dedicated to him than we, his supposed “followers” 
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So if Sandi is VP of marketing who is president? VP of marketing is the most “look how important I am” position you could have while having no actual responsibility or doing any actual w- Ahhhh. Never mind. 
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Derek’s haters are more dedicated to him than we, his supposed “followers” We live for the one. We die for the one.
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Also lol at the rumour/objective reality that young or attractive women are prevented from having any presence at CIG due to the owner’s wife’s jealousy She’s not an old lady yet but she’s totally unable to make a go of acting during her last available time to do so before the ravages of age take her face nelson-haw-haw.wav
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happyhippy posted:We live for the one. Yes.
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SomethingJones posted:Are they bringing their own toilet roll to work? If every stall is stocked with the single-ply Sam's Club sandpaper like in the tweet from Wilmslow, then people may bring their own out of a desire for basic human dignity.
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SomethingJones posted:The backers will never know. She's a duck!!!!!!!!!
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Well it's official, Derek's blogs broke Google
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I wonder how WTFOsaurus felt today when he saw the new schedule report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7s2FX9H5DQ
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Beet Wagon posted:Anybody share this yet? Some interesting quotes from Crobberts out of this interview posted yesterday 
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Mods pls change my name to Sparky, tia
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Quavers posted:I wonder how WTFOsaurus felt today when he saw the new schedule report Yea he said there was no way he can continue with star citizen if it was an end of year release. Well here we are.
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It would be really entertaining if the Optane SSD dies from wear before Star Citizen is out
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Derek’s haters are more dedicated to him than we, his supposed “followers” So true. Except that my haters love me more than my followers hate me.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:So if Sandi is VP of marketing who is president? VP of marketing is the most “look how important I am” position you could have while having no actual responsibility or doing any actual w- The VP of Marketing was given to Sandi before there was a P of Marketing. The lady that was the P of Marketing recently left. 
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SomethingJones posted:There is a bog roll present in so many CIG staff photos that it's got to be some kind of in joke. What am I missing here? bog roll is supplied for free. boxes of tissues probably not.
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Bootcha posted:The VP of Marketing was given to Sandi before there was a P of Marketing. The lady that was the P of Marketing recently left. wtf? There shouldn't even be a "president of marketing" Usually your company has a President and then the VPs of X, Y, and Z all report to him
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Amusing thing I learned: the guy who voiced Trent in Freelancer is the main character in Sharknado 
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Thoatse posted:No, but I'll trade you this One of my best buds from ~4th grade age (I used to play Rogue on his Tandy!) had a couple guinea pigs that were supposedly both male until they gave birth to 20 baby pigs. He told me his mother put an end to the "now we have 22 guinea pigs" conundrum with a hammer on their concrete porch. I never sassed her again.
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scrubs season six posted:One of my best buds from ~4th grade age (I used to play Rogue on his Tandy!) had a couple guinea pigs that were supposedly both male until they gave birth to 20 baby pigs. He told me his mother put an end to the "now we have 22 guinea pigs" conundrum with a hammer on their concrete porch. 
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stinch posted:bog roll is supplied for free. boxes of tissues probably not. - toxic corporate culture - total lack of professionalism - nepotism - neverending crunch + free lube
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I sit beside marketing interns that browse forums and Twitter and Google during the work day to put out fires and keep the sheep calm. They would absolutely flip the gently caress out and call a code red if that happened to the company search results
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