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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Murder the interloper and eat its heart and muscles to gain its endurance and strength, but stay far from its brain lest you be contaminated

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Sentient Data posted:

Murder the interloper and eat its heart and muscles to gain its endurance and strength, but stay far from its brain lest you be contaminated

This works for a great many situations, far more than you'd think!

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

They also don't really make sense(obviously)because many different things can be attractive.

I still can't get over the fact that, by their objective measures, people like Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt are unattractive. I don't even think young Harrison Ford counts as attractive, by their standards, and I don't think it's physically possible to not want to have sex with mid-twenties Harrison Ford. At a certain point, they can wave off charismatic but unattractive people with "Money" or "She's probably cheating on him", but how the gently caress do they wave off the fact that actors universally found to be ridiculously handsome don't fit their stringent requirements, and yet women still fawn over them. Explain to me the mind of crazy retarded internet people, GBS, thank you

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

fruit on the bottom posted:

I skimmed the first few paragraphs. Is Pick complaining about 1st generation immigrants?

No, it's a legitimate question about what their standards are for being part of a community and whether it's even possible for them to be met even if they receive the yield at every juncture.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Blade Runner posted:

They also don't really make sense(obviously)because many different things can be attractive.

I still can't get over the fact that, by their objective measures, people like Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt are unattractive. I don't even think young Harrison Ford counts as attractive, by their standards, and I don't think it's physically possible to not want to have sex with mid-twenties Harrison Ford. At a certain point, they can wave off charismatic but unattractive people with "Money" or "She's probably cheating on him", but how the gently caress do they wave off the fact that actors universally found to be ridiculously handsome don't fit their stringent requirements, and yet women still fawn over them. Explain to me the mind of crazy retarded internet people, GBS, thank you
No, it is the women who are wrong.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



It's perfect

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Blade Runner posted:

They also don't really make sense(obviously)because many different things can be attractive.

I still can't get over the fact that, by their objective measures, people like Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt are unattractive. I don't even think young Harrison Ford counts as attractive, by their standards, and I don't think it's physically possible to not want to have sex with mid-twenties Harrison Ford. At a certain point, they can wave off charismatic but unattractive people with "Money" or "She's probably cheating on him", but how the gently caress do they wave off the fact that actors universally found to be ridiculously handsome don't fit their stringent requirements, and yet women still fawn over them. Explain to me the mind of crazy retarded internet people, GBS, thank you

I've posted a bunch about this in this thread. they're obsessed with the idea that models get pussy 24/7 and are the uberclass. Their focus on facial aesthetics and height eschews all other traits. p

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder
They took er jerbs!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

fins posted:

They took er jerbs!

no the stranger is ultimately able to convince them he is entitled to rape an 8 year old, What Do You Do

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Pick posted:

no the stranger is ultimately able to convince them he is entitled to rape an 8 year old, What Do You Do

I mean if the stranger is persuasive enough to convince me he's allowed to rape children, I'm probably already part of his cult.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pick posted:

no the stranger is ultimately able to convince them he is entitled to rape an 8 year old, What Do You Do

Castrate him.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

fruit on the bottom posted:

I'm in a relationship. Let's just say she's pretty demanding. I put my heart and soul into it when I really can't afford to.

I work in hospitality and allegedly not bad looking. So, on a nightly basis there are married women hitting on me. I also have the old reserve bench of girls showing interest, despite knowing about my relationship - including old friends who have fiances, husbands and whatnot. Their social media shows happy couples, dudes shelling out for holidays and for what? so their wives and girlfriends can cheat on them? Even as the potential beneficiary of their cheating I'm disgusted by this. I'm faithful to my girlfriend, but between her demanding and unappreciative nature and their lack of faith as examples I can't help but see a pattern emerging: the heartlessness and faithlessness and cold calculation on a daily basis, particularly in older girls and women. Girls seem to change men the same way we change jobs.

There are certainly ways I can improve myself, but a lot of my girlfriend's criticisms are totally unfair. I come from a very poor background and have pulled myself up via the military to masters educated and working full time. I'm not shy about hard work. She has her rent and expenses paid by her folks. The tone deafness of her advice it is astounding.

I'm a long time lurker of this sub, but it's become a comforting place to lean into the idea of eventual singledom where I have to admit, I'd have more money and happiness being on my own. I don't hate women. And there are certainly issues that men and women both face, but the idea that women alone face expectations from society when I see on a daily basis, men supporting them while they cheat and play victim, is just disheartening.

This seems to me like normie fiction written by an incel. If this guy's girlfriend is so demanding, he doesn't respect her or seemingly even like her, and he has plenty of other options, there's no reason for him to stay with her. And he shouldn't need an incel message board, of all things, to lead him to enlightenment.

Or maybe he's just a dumb regular guy with poor taste in women, ready to latch on to the idea that all women are golddiggers and cheaters. Welcome to MGTOW.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
This is one of the scariest reddit posts every by an incel: https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/7aexu8/incel_is_super_concerned_about_catching_rapists/

Basically a dude pretends to be a girl on their legal advice forum and asks how hard it is to catch a rapist.

It's pretty horrifyingly obviously a dude trying to get some tips.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

:discourse:

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

The "ouch" shirt makes more sense suddenly.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Now CHAD'S are choosing the rope? And sideways??

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

KillerJunglist posted:

Now CHAD'S are choosing the rope? And sideways??

What you don't see is that an incel is actually using Chad's sturdy frame to hang himself outside the frame.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

This dude's proportions are all hosed up

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

No they're perfect and literally the only thing that women like.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

jizzy sillage posted:

"No they're perfect and literally the only thing that women like."

*Stomps feet and rushes upstairs to cry into pillow*

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Just lol if you're not like 9 heads tall

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
This was on a site about a TV show of all things. She was complaining about the show not following her feminist agenda. I pointed out that there are some feminist-themed shows, but this was not one of them and that the writer's job is to create an interesting story, not to preach an ideology. She went berserk with ad hominem attacks. Every time she did so, I pointed out that she did not address my argument, but instead simply attacked me. I pointed out that an argument stands on the merits of the argument itself, not based on who the person is based on their gender, age, national origin, race, etc. I pointed out that she attacked me based on all those things, but never once addressed my actual argument that the writer's primary concern is writing a story that will be interesting and thus make people want to watch that show. She tried over and over, and each time, I drew a little arrow and said "ad hominem attack based on ..." and then filled in the blank with what it was "gender," "age," "nationality," whichever one it was. By the end, all she could say was, "You're being mean" to which I answered, "You picked a fight with me and now you don't like it when I fight back. That's what you call 'mean.'". I had others on the site laughing at her. She couldn't come out and say, "No, the writer shouldn't concern himself with a good story -- he should preach feminism" because such a premise would sound idiotic.

Blew her out of the water. I've found that feminist bullies enjoy it when you cave into their shaming tactics, but they panic when you know how to stand up to them.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

It's over :saddowns:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ffdhxCsa8

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

shoulda shown this to hugh :argh:

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

I’m prepared to believe this happened more-or-less as described, apart from the bit where he fails to mention that he was ALSO being a total rear end in a top hat.

Then again, if these events really took place, wouldn’t a link have been provided? If he’s proud of his “victory” he’d want to showcase that poo poo.

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

who is this guy because maybe i'm gay now? but also lol that they have to keep this megachad on a leash to prevent him from loving everyone in the immediate vicinity into a bloody pulp.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

cankle man

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

ReadingZucchini posted:

who is this guy because maybe i'm gay now? but also lol that they have to keep this megachad on a leash to prevent him from loving everyone in the immediate vicinity into a bloody pulp.

He has legs for days and it's a serious medical condition

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

maybe its just me, but nearly all of the chads they post look super duper gay. Like they just generally have the style and vibe of a certain type of gay man.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Caesar Saladin posted:

maybe its just me, but nearly all of the chads they post look super duper gay. Like they just generally have the style and vibe of a certain type of gay man.

Anyone can be gay or straight in this hosed up world

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
He looks like he belongs in Grappler Baki

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Improbable Lobster posted:

Anyone can be gay or straight in this hosed up world

its true, but some people look more gay than others. All i'm saying is that their view of a chad doesn't really align with the guys i know that meet a lot of women, and more like gay porn stars.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I've said it before, I'll say it again: men in general go by what they like in a man when trying to figure out what women want.

"Women really like giant muscles and sports cars and aggression, right?"

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burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Pththya-lyi posted:

I've said it before, I'll say it again: men in general go by what they like in a man when trying to figure out what women want.

"Women really like giant muscles and sports cars and aggression, right?"

Is that really what most straight men would guess they’d like. Maybe I’m just learning I’m odd in a new way.

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