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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Duckbox posted:

Dutch? What Dutch? French? What French? Indians? Lol.

Well if you want to use your land grant, get out there and kill those for us. :colbert:

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AgentF
May 11, 2009

Lycus posted:

I didn't know there was a Something Awful colony in Florida.

That's where gooncamp was held.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Lycus posted:

I didn't know there was a Something Awful colony in Florida.

I wonder how long would it last

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Negrostrike posted:

I wonder how long would it last

Well most of it would burn down in less than a day in a conflagration sparked accidentally, either during an argument in the Debate and Discussion hall about how leftist the governance of the colony should be and whether it's even acceptable to live in a colony and consider yourself a leftist, or possibly in a freak cooking accident in the Goons With Spoons canteen. But the anthropologists and foreign service goons from SAL would lead a group to go native, leaving behind only a cryptic inscription on a tree when Lowtax returned from his delayed supply voyage: GOATSE

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
That’s assuming that the residential district hadn’t collapsed from the load-bearing drywall already.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Quorum posted:

Well most of it would burn down in less than a day in a conflagration sparked accidentally, either during an argument in the Debate and Discussion hall about how leftist the governance of the colony should be and whether it's even acceptable to live in a colony and consider yourself a leftist, or possibly in a freak cooking accident in the Goons With Spoons canteen. But the anthropologists and foreign service goons from SAL would lead a group to go native, leaving behind only a cryptic inscription on a tree when Lowtax returned from his delayed supply voyage: GOATSE

For some reason that is a mystery to everyone, outsiders keep coming in, paying the hefty immigration fee even though they can see the colony falling apart, just to disappear into the video game arcade where they go stand around and look at how other people play. On the way to the video game arcade, colonists throw stones at them and shout awful things, but they don't seem to notice.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Meanwhile in Finland:

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


System Metternich posted:

Meanwhile in Finland:



What am I looking atoooohhhh, nice!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
The micro-est of micro-penises.

I Love Annie May
Oct 10, 2012

System Metternich posted:

Meanwhile in Finland:



benis xDDD :finland:

AgentF
May 11, 2009
Maybe loaded, but not politically

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Actually looks like it already blew its political load

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

A Buttery Pastry posted:

The micro-est of micro-penises.

what kind of porn have you been watching where a 2km dong is something to be sniffed at

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

AgentF posted:

Maybe loaded, but not politically

Our next Prime Minister will be from Kok, so it all checks out.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Angepain posted:

what kind of porn have you been watching where a 2km dong is something to be sniffed at

What do you have against penis-sniffing?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Angepain posted:

what kind of porn have you been watching where a 2km dong is something to be sniffed at
That's just a zoomed view - look at how small it is compared to the sperm cell it has just fired off.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
The real question is, what is it aimed at? Is Finland trying to impregnate Sweden, Russia or Eesti?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
While trying to figure out why my balance replenishment wasn't going through I found this which I'm pretty sure is out of date by now:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Orange Devil posted:

The real question is, what is it aimed at? Is Finland trying to impregnate Sweden, Russia or Eesti?

The wang is aimed towards Russia but the spermatozoon is headed to either Sweden or the northern part of Norway.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@61.3349549,23.763591,14z

I'm here to answer the important questions.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

fishmech posted:

While trying to figure out why my balance replenishment wasn't going through I found this which I'm pretty sure is out of date by now:



Aliasing.

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

fishmech posted:

While trying to figure out why my balance replenishment wasn't going through I found this which I'm pretty sure is out of date by now:



Dont east coast states still have to slow down or even like stop at every toll booth?

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes

Randandal posted:

Dont east coast states still have to slow down or even like stop at every toll booth?

I know in PA there are express lanes where you don't really need to slow down, but if you go through the booth you do need to go slow but not stop

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Quorum posted:

As the military should, that being the highest and best purpose of the State. :colbert:

We should trade with Canada, they get Alaska we get everything east of the Hudson

All in an effort to make the borders prettier.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Randandal posted:

Dont east coast states still have to slow down or even like stop at every toll booth?

Massachusetts has no toll booths anymore, every toll bridge, tunnel and road in the state uses overhead gantries and license plate photos to bill people without a toll tag. Most of the other states at least have open-road gantries in the middle of a block of toll booths for EZ-Pass drivers at the major mainline endpoints and some of their exits even if the other exits are all booths.

A lot of the more minor toll crossings intentionally have every toll lane with physical barriers you need to stop for regardless of how you pay, as part of systems that manage the rate traffic gets onto said bridges, to handle merges onto a limited number of lanes.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I know that PA has toll by plate. Either you choose a no slow down no toll booth EZ-Pass lane, or they take a picture of your license plate and send you a bill for $1.35. God help you if you are late, because they charge you a fee for non-payment every month and they stack up. This is the lamest dystopian future.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
The one toll road we have in Ontario (that is privately owned now) also does that, but if you have outstanding fees you can't renew your driver's license.

Unstoppabro
Jan 2, 2014

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007


I'm the alligator in a bonnet.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm the well known beartrap of Italy

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Duckbox posted:

I'm the alligator in a bonnet.

I'm the dude with the polar bear skin in Karelia or somewhere thereabouts.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

I'm the minstrel spanking the white guy

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

cool new Metroid game posted:

I'm the minstrel spanking the white guy

They meant on the map

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I'm Norway, Sweden and Sicily, the chill countries who just sit around smoking pipes all day

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Byzantine posted:

They meant on the map

:eyepop:

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013


I'd like to see one of these made for today.

Or for any time in the last 70 years really.

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Thanks to this I learned Mount Scopus is an exclave of West Jerusalem.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
F-RU-IT

I think I decoded this map correctly.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Countries that switched sides in WWII.

Proud commies

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Nov 8, 2017

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