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They should start throwing complaints at Google about bad algorithms.
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Nov 5, 2017 17:46
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He shows up in the Google info box to the right. Well, Derek Shart, lies, irrelevant, dick balls, Line of Defense, reeeeee
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Nov 5, 2017 17:48
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Nov 5, 2017 17:54
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Nov 5, 2017 18:00
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I wonder if they'll ever be able to wrap their heads around the fact that Derek was personally offended, and is acting like an autistic stray dog you throw a rock at. And, that the rest of us just feel what they are doing is morally wrong, and really entertaining to both make fun of, and to anticipate the implosion of. We could've made fun of Juicero or Theranos like this, but they didn't put out thrice weekly development videos, with broken demos. Derek just wants to marry crobbler now, or whatever.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:10
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What's the analytics on new members to r/DerekSmart? I can't imagine the mindset of any person wandering in now and being like, "Yeah, this is the Reddit for me."
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Nov 5, 2017 18:15
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More adorable. These are cute dogs. Though I’m tied to my Australian Shepherds. 
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Nov 5, 2017 18:21
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Sometimes I wonder if these are actually Russian bot posts, mistakenly thinking Star Citizen is something political in the US.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:25
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/7ay3eo/i_mention_derek_once_in_an_obscure_comment_and_he/dpdocr7/  only been a week since citizencon and they are already back to eating each other smh.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:28
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Thoatse posted:Sorry to dox you like this but here we are Nice, you caught me tickling at the ivories, and at a piano no less!
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Nov 5, 2017 18:30
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SomethingJones posted:Good news everyone, CIG have just started advertising for a backend server MMO programmer to work on their exciting PC space combat sim, Star Citizen! This is an interesting list. I’m not sure that anybody would have these requirements, but maybe I’m wrong. The only people who really come to mind who might could pull it off would be the guys at DCS. But that’s assuming CIG actually wants simulation still. Current development indicates they want more of a CoD programmer, though I’m not sure who would not go crazy trying to manage an MMO for space and ground and ground in space stuff that can all interact and look at each other. It’s good that 5+ years in CIG is starting to get serious about the MMO part. Though I wish I could be a fly on the wall when the experienced MMO guy tells them none of it will work as Chris wants (he probably wants an MMO plug-in that magic’s everything he’s done so far into an MMO, basically set Boolean mmo=true; and voila! Kind of like isVr=true; and presto! It’s so easy!!) and it all needs to be rebuilt from ground up with an MMO in mind instead of a small instance of an arena shooter. 
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Nov 5, 2017 18:31
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 https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/926829963499786240 https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/926868554816872449
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Nov 5, 2017 18:31
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Two more job listings: Staff musician Seeking a talented violinist to provide real-time, live musical background to employees and users as required. - Ability to work in a fast-paced, ever-changing environment - Demonstrated ability to pacify unsettled users with appropriate pieces - Familiarity with motivational music to improve production of developer staff - Repertoire must include at a minimum - "Flight of the Bumblebee" - "Nearer My God to Thee" - "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" Furniture coordinator - Ability to move, rearrange, acquire, and dispose of furniture pieces in a multi-national, ever-changing job environment to maintain appearance of full productivity and normalcy. - Feng-Shui certification desired, but not required - Familiarity with Restoration Hardware furniture sourcebook a must
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Nov 5, 2017 18:33
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trucutru posted:And, tonight, on dreams: They saved stuff like this for the MMO guy to figure out. Chris came up with the ideas, now some lowly high school dropouts or somebody who kind of has looked at coding before can layer in the code. Should be super easy.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:34
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Richie Stardust posted:I'm going for it, I just started understanding arrays. Oh you’re that deep in? So you’re a seasoned veteran with MMO technology! CIG is gonna snap you up like a frog and a fly! You can help the “modder” lead programmer figure stuff out.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:36
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XK posted:I wonder if they'll ever be able to wrap their heads around the fact that Derek was personally offended, and is acting like an autistic stray dog you throw a rock at. And, that the rest of us just feel what they are doing is morally wrong, and really entertaining to both make fun of, and to anticipate the implosion of. Yeah well, that would be rational thinking you see.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:36
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Golli posted:Two more job listings:
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Nov 5, 2017 18:40
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I'd love to know if backers have any feelings about the E3 footage for Halo 2.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:42
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trucutru posted:You see, when you log off your character becomes sentient and goes on great adventures together with friends to the corners of the universe. They fight pirates, rescue space princes and princesses, discover lost civilizations, and -in general- have a blast.. Then you return and it's back to loading and unloading cargo for the poor bastards. Because of the amount of little sister pictures, I think it’s only be fair to log in to have your commando banging another commando. Maybe even the same gender because probably a lot of the citizens are homophobes. I think it’d be fun.
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Nov 5, 2017 18:43
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The Titanic posted:Because of the amount of little sister pictures, I think it’s only be fair to log in to have your commando banging another commando. Maybe even the same gender because probably a lot of the citizens are homophobes. I think it’d be fun. Hello commandooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *logs out and furiously posts in reddit*
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Nov 5, 2017 18:45
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The Titanic posted:This is an interesting list. I’m not sure that anybody would have these requirements, but maybe I’m wrong. Lol they are looking for Travis Day. Too bad he jumped ship years ago and after getting chased around by private investigators at his new job on cig's behalf I'm sure he would be thrilled by this second chance cig is offering
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Nov 5, 2017 18:46
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OK, I've seen it all now. They're crying foul about being quoted out of their safe space.quote:I mention Derek Once in an Obscure comment and he Quotes me. Nowhere is safe Apparently. https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/7ay3eo/i_mention_derek_once_in_an_obscure_comment_and_he/dpdocr7/ These loving clowns. ----------------
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Nov 5, 2017 18:51
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Nov 5, 2017 19:02
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Felt like doing a thing before we go out for fireworks, so I did a thing: Art shamelessly archered from a Viz comic 
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Nov 5, 2017 19:03
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The Titanic posted:This is an interesting list. I’m not sure that anybody would have these requirements, but maybe I’m wrong. The requirements seem very general and vague to me for anything server side - I'd expect a specific and explicit list of requirements identified from their internal plan or spec. As in - we want to do X therefore we need someone who can do X,Y,Z. This just looks like they need someone to come in and sort this all out for them. Again, Ben Parry said the "major networking" had not been started yet, rumours were flying around saying the same thing. And again they don't need to actually DO this stuff, they just need someone beavering away on it in the background for twitter promo and AtV appearances. It's 50% an acting role imo, the person writing the ad doesn't even know exactly what they need. Just get someone in there so they can tell all the morons it's being worked on.
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Nov 5, 2017 19:05
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Sabreseven posted:Felt like doing a thing before we go out for fireworks, so I did a thing: lmao
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Nov 5, 2017 19:10
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D_Smart posted:OK, I've seen it all now. They're crying foul about being quoted out of their safe space. Lol if you just start tweeting their quotes credited with their reddit usernames, and then they have to archive it... and then you re-tweet the archived version in a crazy dance of dreams and madness
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Nov 5, 2017 19:12
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Sillybones posted:Why do they all forget that 3.0 is actually what 2.something was meant to be? It’s Star Citizen magic. It’s just that something came out that says 3.0 vs what 3.0 was originally promised to have. I’m not even sure 3.0 is on par with what like 2.4 or something earlier was supposed to have.
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Nov 5, 2017 19:17
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Nov 5, 2017 19:25
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Sabreseven posted:Felt like doing a thing before we go out for fireworks, so I did a thing:   
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Nov 5, 2017 19:28
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Illustrated here is the secret rule of cats: the best cats are the weird ones. The cats that like swimming, that like having their belly rubbed, the ones that will plop down right next to the dog and chill, and the ones that come and greet you by the door when you get home.
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Nov 5, 2017 19:33
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SelenicMartian posted:The only way for SC to exist now if for CIG to make it a room where backers stack crates to earn money, then log off and receive text & jpeg updates on their phones about the adventures of their NPC protagonist. Honestly, with some clever gameplay hooks and some competent writing you could probably make something like that work. I mean it's pretty close in concept to Viscera Cleanup Detail, and that's a honest to god $13 dollar game on Steam.
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Nov 5, 2017 19:36
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Quavers posted:I wonder how WTFOsaurus felt today when he saw the new schedule report this was extremely tragic... he wanted to do a 24 hour stream on his birthday but there isnt enough game he just wanted to not feel alone on his birthday  what is the schedule change btw? i mean 3.0 aint coming out this year or possibly even next year, but how far have they pushed it back? e: this guy is my fav comedy character "i want to stream but i cant!"
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Nov 5, 2017 19:46
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nopantsjack posted:this was extremely tragic... he wanted to do a 24 hour stream on his birthday but there isnt enough game Does CIG have one of his family members as a hostage or something? I don't get why he hasn't given up by now.
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Nov 5, 2017 20:06
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It's a bit less than two months till holidays. CIG is almost definitely going to throw some build of 3.0 to PTU (maybe subscribers only again, like last year) at the last moment and then gently caress off for two weeks while Shitizens wonder what happened to promised features and why the game crashes every twenty minutes.
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Nov 5, 2017 20:12
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Erenthal posted:I heard that he learned from the best, aka Chris Roberts. If you thought Nier:A was a story based tour de force, just wait until we all get to experience the sublime writing of SQ42. I would laugh so hard if Croberts pulled the one plot twist I can think of: writing Sandi's character out of SQ42 entirely so she gets zero screen time again.
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Nov 5, 2017 20:32
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Golli posted:When they ask for references, send them a link to your blog 
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I'm looking at the positives here. For once, they are not talking about Derek's penis. That is a move in the right direction.
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