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tonic
Jan 4, 2003

Did Martin get injured? Why is Barber getting carries?

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I love how skill-based fantasy football is. It was poor decision-making on my part to count on Fournette in 3 of my 4 fantasy leagues, as I should have anticipated a propensity for missing team photos.

Therefore, it's only right that this week I'll be taking an L more than Paul Rudd in Clueless

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Of course I have Ertz and my opponent picked up the other Eagles TE

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Also, the robot I programmed to have perfect fantasy football scores is having a similar meltdown

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Please throw it to Dickson, Cam.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Oh wow. AJ Green got ejected. Same with Jalen Ramsey,

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

pubic works project posted:

Oh wow. AJ Green got ejected. Same with Jalen Ramsey,

Holy poo poo what?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So how many points do I get when my WR1 gets ejected?

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

AnacondaHL posted:

Goff, Gurley is wide open, please throw the ball at Gurley, tia.

No, see, this would be bad because, while I have Goff, my opponent has Gurley. I'm enjoying all these TDs to WRs!

Tiptoes
Apr 30, 2006

You are my underwater, underwater friends!

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Holy poo poo what?
They were straight up brawling with each other.

Tiptoes fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Nov 5, 2017

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
lol

https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/927255537460432897

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Tiptoes posted:

They were straight up brawling with each other. AJ Green picked Ramsey up and slammed him into the turf at one point.

I just saw the replay. Ramsey knocked AJ down after the play, AJ got up and wrapped his arm around him from behind around the neck, threw him down, and started throwing punches at his helmet.

lmao


e;fb: see above

Tiptoes
Apr 30, 2006

You are my underwater, underwater friends!
In other news, it's nice to have Greg the Leg back.

Edit: hahaha Eagles score again. Can't wait for second half garbage time for the Denver O. I need me some AJ Derby points, dammit!

Tiptoes fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Nov 5, 2017

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Huh, well, gently caress me for thinking Ajayi would get lost in the shuffle this week.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Eagles please stop scoring TDs, let Jake kick some 40s, tia

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Quiet Feet posted:

Huh, well, gently caress me for thinking Ajayi would get lost in the shuffle this week.
Yeah, gently caress.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
AJ :sigh:

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
I loving hate jameis Winston. Sat Goff for him last minute because of course i did


I always play that rear end in a top hat on the weeks he decides to do nothing

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
It takes a lot to make AJ Green mad

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

the_american_dream posted:

I loving hate jameis Winston. Sat Goff for him last minute because of course i did


I always play that rear end in a top hat on the weeks he decides to do nothing

Tried desperately not to start him this week. Got outbid on Goff. It's like those nightmares where a monster is bearing down on you but you can't scream nor run.

Why is fitz in?

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

did more happen after this ended because if not lol at ramsey being tossed

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Alright texans intercept it up by ten. I have both their RBs going in my BML thanks to 4net shenanigans. There is no possible way this can go poorly

Edit: Mariota sacked for ten yards on first down. Rivers of tears pour down my cheeks, draining directly into my rear end in a top hat

Edit2: YEAH LET'S THROW IT AGAIN ON 2ND AND 20, BECAUSE A MANAGEABLE GAMEPLAN IS A MYTH

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Jota posted:

did more happen after this ended because if not lol at ramsey being tossed

There was a big scrum with lots of players rushing and pushing, not many replays of it in full/slow motion/different angles yet.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
gently caress asses

Emotions were a mistake

Tiptoes
Apr 30, 2006

You are my underwater, underwater friends!

Jota posted:

did more happen after this ended because if not lol at ramsey being tossed
I've been watching a Jaguars feed of this game and their announcers have been pretty sore about this since it happened. It's been a little funny.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

lol now there were punches thrown in the TB @ NO game


edit: initial provocation by Jameis LMAO

tonic
Jan 4, 2003

Doug Martin looks like he’s benched.... ugh

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
Had the option of trading away doug Martin or kamara i chose poorly

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
I hadn't expected Ajayi to do so much for Clement's value.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
In a desperate attempt to right my fantasy ship, I reversed the flow of the universe.

However, I made the mistake of doing this while taking a pee. Now rivers of sewage are flowing out of my toilet, directly up my urethra.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
oh my god i benched TY Hilton in my big money league this week fuckkkkkk

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



Lmao, my opponent has hilton. This season everyone has the best games when going against me.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Jota posted:

oh my god i benched TY Hilton in my big money league this week fuckkkkkk

Come aboard the ship of the damned, there's plenty of room.
After the morning games, our ancestors are going to climb out of the grave and sodomize us.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
What is hope, but a red carpet for soul-crushing disappointment?

What is joy, but a fleeting absence of nihilistic ennui?

Eat a gently caress

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.


Lutz got iced by a TB dline neck injury that took several minutes to load into an ambulance.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Hi, I'm Tampa Bay's coach. Let's kick a 50 yard field goal down 27 points in the last quarter. Also lets start benching people, because I have no pride nor penis.

Hi!

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

AnacondaHL posted:

Lutz got iced by a TB dline neck injury that took several minutes to load into an ambulance.

Is it snowing? Or is that my vision turning to white?

I am ready Lord, come take me. Just let me bring this beer in the car.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Good news: I’m have Brees and Wentz this week

Bad news: Playing against Jeffrey and Kamara this week

Tiptoes
Apr 30, 2006

You are my underwater, underwater friends!
https://twitter.com/LateRoundQB/status/927272594415521795

Julio owners beware he may just quit the game of football after this one

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

TY's 1st TD was legit, nice to see that Brissett is going deep.

TY's 2nd TD was a hilarious fluke, where he should have been downed at the 35 but no one touched him and everyone gave up but he jumped back up and ran it into the goal.

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