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kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009
Tapeworms really aren't that big relative to humans, so I very much doubt you'll lose any weight from the tapeworm stealing calories meant for you. It might give you some other health issues that could probably lead to you dropping some pounds.

And you get rid of a tapeworm through pills, not a loving bowl of milk.

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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
I thought that they could end up in your brain. Some "diet supplements" actually contained tapeworm eggs. No they didn't.
https://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/tapeworm.asp

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

kanonvandekempen posted:

Tapeworms really aren't that big relative to humans, so I very much doubt you'll lose any weight from the tapeworm stealing calories meant for you. It might give you some other health issues that could probably lead to you dropping some pounds.

And you get rid of a tapeworm through pills, not a loving bowl of milk.

Maybe they were thinking of a guinea worm. The ones that live in the veins of your legs. Those come out of your feet in water to lay eggs or something. Not sure if they like milk.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

kanonvandekempen posted:

Tapeworms really aren't that big relative to humans, so I very much doubt you'll lose any weight from the tapeworm stealing calories meant for you. It might give you some other health issues that could probably lead to you dropping some pounds.

And you get rid of a tapeworm through pills, not a loving bowl of milk.

Dude I punched the word tapeworm into google and the first thing that came up was somebody getting one surgically removed. It appears to have filled the liver? Like they had to take a part of the guts out of the abdomen, then cut it open and multiple feet of worm comes out. This was just the preview gently caress if in gonna look at that Jesus Christ.

Apparently several tapeworms can grow to like 60 feet and the biggest can beat a hundred.

Gross.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

Dude I punched the word tapeworm into google and the first thing that came up was somebody getting one surgically removed. It appears to have filled the liver? Like they had to take a part of the guts out of the abdomen, then cut it open and multiple feet of worm comes out. This was just the preview gently caress if in gonna look at that Jesus Christ.

Apparently several tapeworms can grow to like 60 feet and the biggest can beat a hundred.

Gross.

Yes, but the average human has over 2000 miles of intestines, so in the grand scheme of things the tapeworm is really a tiny part of it.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yes, but the average human has over 2000 miles of intestines, so in the grand scheme of things the tapeworm is really a tiny part of it.

I feel really stupid for having to google that to find out if it was true or not.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I feel really stupid for having to google that to find out if it was true or not.

Who knew it was actually 3200km? :shrug:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The human body is a complicated and crazy thing. It's pretty cool.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

syscall girl posted:

Maybe they were thinking of a guinea worm. The ones that live in the veins of your legs. Those come out of your feet in water to lay eggs or something. Not sure if they like milk.
Oh wow, thank you for the nightmares, I’ve been sleeping way too well lately. :gonk:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I listened to the Stuff You Should Know podcast about ringworm and it was fascinating in a history sense but kind of terrifying in a horrible-parasites sense

quote:

On Halloween I dressed up as Harley Quinn and lost my virginity. However, I am a straight man.

I was an incel mostly due to being very feminine in appearance. I’m also quite shy.

I was inspired by an old confession where a guy mentioned dressing up as a woman for Halloween and having sex. I had completely struck out with women, maybe men was the way to go?

I shaved myself and bought a Harley costume that was flattering. Makeup wig and heels and I felt I made for a passable woman.

I attended a local gamer bar’s Halloween party. I was very quickly approached by several guys. We got to chatting and I got along with every one. I felt much more confident in myself. As the night went on I got very close with one guy, who eventually told me a story similar to my own. Incel, most girls ignored him, rightfully blamed culture and the liberal media for pushing unrealistic standards for men.

We hooked up. Started kissing, it was like I had met someone exactly like me. I was playing the part of a Woman now.

We went to his apartment and as we were making out he felt my penis. I was rock hard and it wasn’t easy to hide any more. I told him the truth. It didn’t matter, he felt like I did - at this point I was the woman.

What we did wasn’t gay, it was two incel men getting to finally break free. Neither of us is gay and I went home immediately after. We haven’t spoken since and I don’t think we will since we’re not in love or anything.

But having lost my virginity I felt much better, and I hope he does too.

^^I considered skipping this, because it reads like porn but is too short and full of incel politics to be considered "good" porn even if that's your thing, but I figured people would complain if I did, so here it is

quote:

I use to go to a lot of LANs in high school. You get bored waiting for every update for a game to install, and back then our computers couldn't handle BOTH internet and file transfers. So, to amuse myself, I'd do a search for *.jpg on other people's machines. That pulls up every indexed jpg windows can find. Well I've used this hot trick on just about every computer I'm on. I have found the following in the last 15 years:

On a friend's dad's pc, i found a folder with a dozen crudely cut out faces of his wife and coworkers. The faces were pasted over a photo of the same naked porn star.

I found a bunch of nudes of my roommate's girlfriend, which was cool but she wasn't really that hot.

On my college girlfriend's machine there were bunch of (none nudie) photos of my girlfriend and some dude she was cheating on me with, plus a bunch of awful poetry about how it's too hard to break up with me but the dude was so hot so ce la v'est

Had a buddies external drive and his nudes were in a folder called 'sex pix' so that was easy to find LOL. Some of his gross exes had nudes in there and also I found a photo of my then-girlfriend so that was weird. But I also found a photo of a college friend with a cigar in her cooch.

On cigar cooch's machine, i found a bunch of dick pics and floppy topless shots, and a load of screenshots on MSN messenger where she admits to banging dudes who are not her boyfriend.

A room mate in college had a collection of hentai in the same folder as his chun_li_cosplay_rape_.avi files.

On a LAN-goers' alienware poo poo, his porn folder was public. It was broken into 3 subfolders: women, men, and dog.

that's not how you spell c'est la vie :mad:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
When you have multiple tapeworms:
https://goo.gl/images/QNBD4R

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

If you can’t get laid blame liberal media.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It's a high level conspiracy aimed at keeping the most sexually unattractive and emotionally stunted people from banging solid 10's.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

RCarr posted:

If you can’t get laid blame liberal media.

I can do this????????

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Tapeworms do more than just make you lose weight. The fesher is just some fat dude fantasizing about some easy solution and he wants us to tell him how it is a great idea and would totally work, but it won't unless he starts dying. Getting cancer or untreated diabetes or any number of things will also make you lose weight really fast but I don't think you want those. There's a reason things make you lose weight fast and it's never good.

I would add having your mouth wired shut makes you lose a shitload of weight. I sent from 170 to 110 in a few months on an all liquid diet. I always felt hungry and weak, and hated every minute of it. You would think I would ABSOLUTELY ABHOR those Boost meal shakes but I don't. I wouldn't go out and buy one but I don't mind drinking one.

Disaimer: I didn't do this to lose weight and 110 pounds for a guy at 5' 8" is pretty bad. My first meal afterwards was White Castle because I had terrible friends and I did not care what solid food I ate as long as it was, you know, solid food.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

limp_cheese posted:

I would add having your mouth wired shut makes you lose a shitload of weight. I sent from 170 to 110 in a few months on an all liquid diet. I always felt hungry and weak, and hated every minute of it. You would think I would ABSOLUTELY ABHOR those Boost meal shakes but I don't. I wouldn't go out and buy one but I don't mind drinking one.

Disaimer: I didn't do this to lose weight and 110 pounds for a guy at 5' 8" is pretty bad. My first meal afterwards was White Castle because I had terrible friends and I did not care what solid food I ate as long as it was, you know, solid food.

If you consider a two-dimensional meat slice a solid.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

18 Character Limit posted:

If you consider a two-dimensional meat slice a solid.

It wasn't something I could drink so it was solid enough for me. I tried liquifying food court chicken teriyaki once when I was desperate... It was as horrid as you think it is.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

I snooped around a friends computer in college once. Immediately felt like a huuuge piece of poo poo and regretted doing it, haven’t done it again. It’s such a garbage move.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I had a girlfriend go through my phone when I was taking a shower once. And then she confronted me about deleting text messages from other girls because she couldn't find any on my phone.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
If there ever was a :byewhore: moment this is it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:sigh:...you'd think right?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Harley quinn goon posted:


What we did wasn’t gay, it was two incel men getting to finally break free


There is nothing wrong with being gay, but dude, that poo poo is totally gay.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Solice Kirsk posted:

I had a girlfriend go through my phone when I was taking a shower once. And then she confronted me about deleting text messages from other girls because she couldn't find any on my phone.

:wtf: crazy bitch

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

wesleywillis posted:

There is nothing wrong with being gay, but dude, that poo poo is totally gay.

If dressing up as a woman and having sex with another man who knows you are a man is gay then I just don't know what to think anymore.

The last time my mind was this blown was when I was shot.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

I had a girlfriend go through my phone when I was taking a shower once. And then she confronted me about deleting text messages from other girls because she couldn't find any on my phone.

Did she ever get mad at you for cheating on her in her dream?

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Solice Kirsk posted:

I had a girlfriend go through my phone when I was taking a shower once. And then she confronted me about deleting text messages from other girls because she couldn't find any on my phone.

She has either been in some bad bad relationships or she was cheating on and projecting. Or she was insane. Who knows?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

limp_cheese posted:

If dressing up as a woman and having sex with another man who knows you are a man is gay then I just don't know what to think anymore.

The last time my mind was this blown was when I was shot.

It’s not gay, it’s about transcending the silly common limits society says you must settle for. Also embracing the natural bond between men. Were the ancient Greeks who created the foundations of western society gay? Were Oscar Wilde, Harvey Milk, Leonardo Da Vinci, Sir Francis Bacon, Aristotle? These men were explorers and revolutionaries like yourself. I applaud you confessor. You have transcended the banal compass of your fathers. You have embraced a better path. Just remember, you are not gay. It’s about truth. Its about exploration and adventure. It’s about rising above this mundane world of flawed clay.
It’s about the love of a good hard cock.
Namaste

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bobby Digital posted:

Did she ever get mad at you for cheating on her in her dream?

Boy did she!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

sugar free jazz posted:

I snooped around a friends computer in college once. Immediately felt like a huuuge piece of poo poo and regretted doing it, haven’t done it again. It’s such a garbage move.

Peak ye not through the keyhole, lest ye be vexed

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

limp_cheese posted:

If dressing up as a woman and having sex with another man who knows you are a man is gay then I just don't know what to think anymore.

The last time my mind was this blown was when I was shot.

https://youtu.be/pPyuZ6ZTqmo

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
15 years ago I put the SADCHUB on my friend's computer so I could download some :filez: for him. We left it running while we watched a movie. I got up to check the status and he had been banned for having underage porn shared (I just shared a random drive to meet the minimum data requirements).

I froze, had no idea what to do. Because I was a stupid teen I did nothing except stop hanging out with him and deleted the program from his computer. I wish I had at least talked to him or done something about it. I'm a bad person :(

Nocheez fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Nov 6, 2017

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

Boy did she!

Been there :hf:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:respek:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I am starting to become convinced that goons mostly aren't real and most of them are myself. People respond to my posts exactly as I would have if someone else posted what I did. I think every post that quotes me or responds to me in any way is just me and I black out the memory somehow. The rest is just white noise, probably bots that I must have created to trick myself into thinking the community is real and I'm not just arguing/talking to myself. I've tried testing this in many ways and every time I do a test post the response is always what I knew it would be.

I have thought that there would be monetary evidence if I registered that many accounts, but not if I used prepaid cards or just imagined the registration fee in the first place.

So if I am sending this to myself, I say gently caress you and stop messing with my real mind already.

Confirming this theory, I'm you anon

quote:

Greetings from the resistance.

The real resistance, not a bunch of unwoke white women parading around with signs.

The *real* resistance are hackers. I'm not sure how many of us there are to be honest. I can only describe myself, but there's definitely a common mindset.

I put up a front, a very carefully curated one. One of my inspirations is Jean Leray, a mathmetician who hid his expertise from the Nazis to avoid being forced into aiding their quest for the A-bomb.

I'm a skilled hacker. This doesn't mean I'm a skilled software engineer, or a skilled systems administrator, or a skilled network technician. It's a very specific set of skills, more rooted in psychology than math. You're usually either tricking people into giving you their password, or exploiting out of date software. Any time a security patch gets released, it gets decompiled and eventually somebody creates a Metasploit module for it.

I have a job that affords me free time and has a decent amount of vacation. I've never been caught by the feds, because I'm not an idiot. I hack from public wifi, usually tunneling either through Tor or a VPN depending on how much latency I need.

What *don't* I do? I don't have a Facebook. I don't make a big show of saying how much I dislike our president. I have a smartphone, but I often switch the radio off when I'm about town. I withdraw my entertainment budget in cash, so it's not easy to see what bars, cafes, and other public places I hang out in.

I consider myself kind of like Batman, in the sense that my public persona is very different. Most people I know probably see me as lazy, unskilled, and a bit of a prick. (Recall how Batman talks about how Batman is a criminal? Likewise, if Snowden came up IRL, I'd say some bullshit about hurr durr well what he did was a crime even if he had moral objections. The nice, mealy mouthed stuff that makes people thing you're bought into the system.

But I'm not. And there's plenty of people like me. I kind of liken it to being a serial killer. You can't show up at Defcon and be like "hey everybody, who else is working on getting RDP on politician's computers looking for CP?"

To be honest, my skills are a bit rusty... but things have come a long way. (Metasploit is a hell of a drug).

But I've been practicing. Getting ready. If things ever went to poo poo, I'd definitely use my skills. But for now, I'm content to keep my head down and skills sharp.

Anyways, it's a bit lonely. Not being able to talk about what you do. I haven't done any cool Mr. Robot stuff yet, just little things. A personal email here or there, the occasional out of date Vbulletin. But then you start spidering... you find a forum that didn't salt their passwords. You crack the hashes, and the passwords are the same on the registration emails. You start looking through Facebook friend lists, who do they know? Anyone important? Where do they work? What do they have?

It's also slow going... I'm extremely careful and that opsec slows down my work. VPNs bought with gift cards, paid in cash. Public wifi points. Always with the phone switched off, always paying cash for my coffee or beer. Always leaving after an hour or two, because lingering creates memories. And the loot... the loot is heavily encrypted, using a password that exists only here *taps head*

But I'm getting better. My skills are growing. And I'm sure there's others like me. Sometimes I'll be chatting to someone at a place like Defcon, and I just get this feeling. I don't know how to describe it. But it's like, I'll realize we're similar... smart, but lazy, seemingly underemployed, hitting on the same political points... you feel a kinship, but you can never cross the line, because that's how the feds get you. It's lonely.

Isn't that what they said in 1984, after all? Insanity is a minority of one?

So for now, I sit. I wait. And when the time comes for resistance, when most of the squares are unable to avoid the panopticon, I'll be well prepared.

I can confirm that this person has at least a little knowledge of how electronic security works and is worked around, and hackers generally are this overdramatic and self-satisfied, yeah

lol at *taps head*

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Well you're just a regular James Hetfield aren't you?! :mad:

Or maybe I’m just trying to get the real puppet master mad that someone is taking the credit. Who knows?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I don't get what leet h4xx0r g00n's endgame is here.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Im in ur base hackin ur doodz

Hacking in the physical space is called rioting. :getin:

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Fighting the man by looking at your facebook friends list

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol tooling around with metasploit does not make you batman.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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