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Jeb! Repetition posted:If you believe something, and that thing is externally true, is that not knowledge I don’t know what bullshit you’re talking about here, but I’m gonna go with no, if something here is probably not true, it’s probably not true. thrawn527 fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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CelticPredator posted:Hate to tell you this, but 13 year olds are kids. Yes but they aren't children. They're teenagers. Calling Star Wars a kids movie implies it's for children and is silly or not meant to be taken seriously. Which is simply not true.
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Nov 2, 2017 08:29
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Now we get to sit and wait for some goon to chime in about letting his 6 year old watch all of Lars Von Trier's films
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Nov 2, 2017 08:32
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I saw Species when I was 10. Not great.
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Nov 2, 2017 09:11
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Demiurge4 posted:I saw Species when I was 10. Same, but "Day of the dead"
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Nov 2, 2017 09:29
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Everyone's seen rough poo poo when they were young. I was probably 8 or 9 when my older sister forced my to watch child's play with her crew. And some horror movie where at the end a kid grows an eyeball in his palm and stabs it. I bet Yoda, Ben or Anakin will show up as force ghosts to chill around the force tree. Has the EU explained that force ghosts can't exactly be walking around in ghost form all of the time? Seems like they'd be important to have around, maybe have Qui-Gon's disembodied voice give a lecture at Luke's school
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Nov 2, 2017 09:41
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I saw Aliens when I was like six. Every time I had a stomach ache after that I thought an alien was going to bust out of me.
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Nov 2, 2017 09:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI Those shots of Luke in the Falcon cockpit...drat.
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Nov 2, 2017 13:41
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Jeb! Repetition posted:If the princess thing means the twist was the lamest most obvious one possible (Rey being Luke's daughter) and Luke also turns out to be evil, then Star Wars can kiss my rear end How the hell would her being a princess mean she's Luke's daughter? Because Padme was once a queen? Naboo royalty doesn't work that way. She was first elected queen and later stepped down to get into galactic politics. Usually, generational royalty has to do with blood.
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Nov 2, 2017 13:54
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lol this guy thinks the parental rating system determines what are kid movies
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Nov 2, 2017 14:55
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Kly posted:lol this guy thinks the parental rating system determines what are kid movies lol this guy thread snipes without reading a goddamn thing apparently
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Nov 2, 2017 14:59
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Penpal posted:Everyone's seen rough poo poo when they were young. I was probably 8 or 9 when my older sister forced my to watch child's play with her crew. And some horror movie where at the end a kid grows an eyeball in his palm and stabs it. I know you didn't ask, but I think that's The Gate.
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Nov 2, 2017 15:00
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BarronsArtGallery posted:Yes but they aren't children. They're teenagers. Calling Star Wars a kids movie implies it's for children and is silly or not meant to be taken seriously. Which is simply not true. Yes, yes, we still think you are really all grown up, with watching your grown up movies about laser swords and Space princesses, champ.
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Nov 2, 2017 16:17
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Decius posted:Yes, yes, we still think you are really all grown up, with watching your grown up movies about laser swords and Space princesses, champ.  The same could be said about throwing around a bunch of hyperbole in a star wars thread on an internet forum, kiddo.
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Nov 2, 2017 16:40
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Can we just call them family movies and move the gently caress on
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Nov 2, 2017 16:47
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The Skywalker Family Values
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Nov 2, 2017 16:50
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Star Wars is a film where a teenager makes out with her own brother before going on to date a man a decade older than her after being enslaved and forced into a bikini by a space gangster. It is appropriate for all ages.
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Nov 2, 2017 17:01
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BarronsArtGallery posted:
Actually it is the opposite, it's accepting that it is stuff geared towards kids and selling toys, but not being ashamed of liking it. Who cares if it is stuff for kids? Hundreds of millions grown ups like it despite or because of it. So why is it important to you that the movies are totally for all those mature 13 year old? Also the deceptive cut between Luke and Rey at the end of the trailer makes all the x/y goes to the Dark Side unlikely for me, too obvious.
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Nov 2, 2017 17:22
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Ingmar terdman posted:The full interview reads like Driver is comparing his character to the princess in Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress. Okay, Star Wars is good again.
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Nov 2, 2017 18:38
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ImpAtom posted:Star Wars is a film where a teenager makes out with her own brother before going on to date a man a decade older than her after being enslaved and forced into a bikini by a space gangster. Also torture, children dying, and lots of dismemberment
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Nov 2, 2017 18:47
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If you want evidence that seeing Star Wars as a young child can lead to mental problems down the road, you'll certainly not find it here!
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Nov 2, 2017 19:24
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3 A.M. Radio posted:I know you didn't ask, but I think that's The Gate. Excellent. They movie has been in the back of my mind for eternity. I'm gonna check it out after watching the trailer on youtube. When is the Solo trailer dropping? In front of 8?
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Nov 2, 2017 20:26
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Also torture, children dying, and lots of dismemberment So? One of the most famous children's stories of all time involves a boy and a girl shoving their kidnapper into an oven so she burns alive.
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Nov 3, 2017 02:59
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Somewhere in Star Wars there is a fat nerd jedi who tries to scissor kick and shits himself. hth
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Nov 3, 2017 05:32
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Penpal posted:Excellent. They movie has been in the back of my mind for eternity. I'm gonna check it out after watching the trailer on youtube. Now Meet Where The Legend Began SOLO (The Man Who Owned The Ship Before The Porg Did)
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Nov 3, 2017 05:34
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Nessus posted:You've Met The Porg The porg stuff is mostly played out, but this was pretty good. Also remember that Return of the Jedi is a movie where a slave girl in a see through outfit gets fed to a monster for the crime of not wanting to get raped by a giant slug alien.
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Nov 3, 2017 07:01
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Ingmar terdman posted:The full interview reads like Driver is comparing his character to the princess in Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress. This would be simply amazing if the comparison held up.
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Nov 3, 2017 16:21
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sweet geek swag posted:The porg stuff is mostly played out, but this was pretty good. #metoo
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Nov 3, 2017 16:34
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Penpal posted:Everyone's seen rough poo poo when they were young. I was probably 8 or 9 when my older sister forced my to watch child's play with her crew. And some horror movie where at the end a kid grows an eyeball in his palm and stabs it. The Gate.
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Nov 3, 2017 18:23
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Doctor Spaceman posted:So? One of the most famous children's stories of all time involves a boy and a girl shoving their kidnapper into an oven so she burns alive. Well I probably wouldn't want my kids reading the original Grimm version of Hansel and Gretel, either.
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Nov 3, 2017 21:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghHgrjT_Hfk More Mark Hamill having no filter, it's pretty old but so good.
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Nov 3, 2017 21:44
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sweet geek swag posted:The porg stuff is mostly played out, but this was pretty good.
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Nov 3, 2017 21:52
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Jeb! Repetition posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghHgrjT_Hfk Mark Hamill should do stand up.
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Nov 4, 2017 02:58
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Jeb! Repetition posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghHgrjT_Hfk This is that creepy Youtube account with a grudge against the new movies who collects every out of context statement from Hamill to turn it into the "even Luke thinks it's ruined" narrative.
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Nov 4, 2017 14:52
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The guys YouTube name is JarJar Abrams so you know he's as unbiased as it gets.
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Nov 4, 2017 15:06
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Szmitten posted:This is that creepy Youtube account with a grudge against the new movies who collects every out of context statement from Hamill to turn it into the "even Luke thinks it's ruined" narrative. He didn't make the most viewed one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0IR6fJlV0
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Nov 4, 2017 16:28
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BarronsArtGallery posted:If a large dinosaur rips a man in half, you probably aren't watching a kids movie. How else do you expect us to get desensitized to it if we don’t watch it?
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Nov 5, 2017 16:47
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Jeb! Repetition posted:He didn't make the most viewed one I absolutely love the complete lack of fucks Mark Hamill gives now 
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precision posted:I absolutely love the complete lack of fucks Mark Hamill gives now Not me, Its easy to be "fuckless" when your trilogy has been over for twenty years and all you need to do is turn up for a obligatory cameo.
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