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I will never not laugh at Trump spending a large amount of money on tailors who hide his lovely bloated body instead of just spending a large amount of money to actually get into shape.
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Nov 6, 2017 05:57
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Push El Burrito posted:I will never not laugh at Trump spending a large amount of money on tailors who hide his lovely bloated body instead of just spending a large amount of money to actually get into shape. Trump's girdle game is yuuuuuuge.
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Nov 6, 2017 05:59
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Yardbomb posted:The man wears a diaper and eventually we're gonna end up seeing it somehow. So he's the real Diaper Don? Wait a minute, Jr was nicknamed that because he would urinate in other people's beds...
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Push El Burrito posted:I will never not laugh at Trump spending a large amount of money on tailors who hide his lovely bloated body instead of just spending a large amount of money to actually get into shape. Or get that noninvasive lipo they have now.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:00
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Push El Burrito posted:I will never not laugh at Trump spending a large amount of money on tailors who hide his lovely bloated body instead of just spending a large amount of money to actually get into shape. it would pretty difficult to get in real shape at his age but he should have been on top of it 20 years ago
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Nov 6, 2017 06:02
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Lord Hydronium posted:That guy on the left behind Trump is all of us. Jeff Bezos?
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Nov 6, 2017 06:04
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Push El Burrito posted:I will never not laugh at Trump spending a large amount of money on tailors who hide his lovely bloated body instead of just spending a large amount of money to actually get into shape. Trump believes a human body has only a set amount of energy to use in it's lifetime and that its foolish to waste it on exercise.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:06
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CitizenKain posted:Rand Paul must have incredibly brittle bones if a guy was able to break 5 ribs in a fist fight. Broken ribs means you are in a hospital bed and can't stand up. Fractured ribs means there is a little line on the xray. I've had both, Rand Paul has the latter.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:08
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Push El Burrito posted:I will never not laugh at Trump spending a large amount of money on tailors who hide his lovely bloated body instead of just spending a large amount of money to actually get into shape. Exercise would drain his batteries. He believes in the 19th century(?) idea that people have a life time energy reserve and this reserve can be drained forever.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:08
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Wait, there's another account called @mflynnJR that's still active, and claiming to be Mike Flynn JR. It doesn't have a checkmark, but it's been tweeting for a while. Is that the real one, and the other was suspended for being an impersonator?
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Petr posted:Wait, there's another account called @mflynnJR that's still active, and claiming to be Mike Flynn JR. It doesn't have a checkmark, but it's been tweeting for a while. Is that the real one, and the other was suspended for being an impersonator? No, I think it's just Flynn Jr opening a new account after getting his suspended. Like lowtax and many people before. Like I said, the suspension was months ago iirc.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:11
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That lovely pic shows he's still getting his fake tans. jfc do your job.(he can't he needs to keep using the cursed tanning bed to keep living)
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Nov 6, 2017 06:11
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Withnail posted:Broken ribs means you are in a hospital bed and can't stand up. Doug Stafford, Paul’s chief of staff, said in a statement Sunday that the senator has five rib fractures, including three displaced fractures, meaning the bones are partly or completely cracked.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:13
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Its something I haven't thought of before but... yeah. There's a tanning booth in the White House, isn't there?
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Nov 6, 2017 06:13
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Why would anyone assume that Rand Paul's neighbor beat the poo poo out of him because of politics rather than over some personal beef we know nothing about right now? Paul is less aligned with Trump than someone like McConnell or Ryan. The fact that the guy posted some anti Trump stuff makes him no different than virtually any other liberal Democrat on Facebook and probably most of the people posting in this thread. The guy is a high earning physician, he has a lot to lose, like his whole career and years of imprisonment for felony assault. I'm assuming he did so for some other reason than politics although I wouldn't rule out a political reason either. We don't know if Rand was shtupping the guy's wife or whether they had a running feud about dropping trash on each other's lawn or a tree growing from one guy's property over the other.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:15
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So it’s day one of Trump’s Blunderfull Asian Adventure and he’s already had at least two major gaffes that would have haunted any other president for the rest of their time in office. He opened up the day with the “Samurai warrior culture should have been able to shoot down ballistic missiles”, and has now acted, again, like a literal toddler in front of hundreds of people. Any bets on which country he will offend the most? Also side bets on which country he will do the most internationally embarrassing incident that might not be offensive per se, just Trump being a complete moron are welcome.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:16
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STAC Goat posted:Its something I haven't thought of before but... yeah. There's a tanning booth in the White House, isn't there? How easy would it be to just lock him in it, shut the door and play loud music for about - oh, 24 hours?
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Nov 6, 2017 06:16
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Withnail posted:Broken ribs means you are in a hospital bed and can't stand up. I've also had both, and worked the next day after both. Only broken 3 ribs at once, but If the breaks don't look like they're "threatening to puncture the lung" (and you don't have insurance), they'll just send you on your way in my pre-ACA experience.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:17
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RasperFat posted:So it’s day one of Trump’s Blunderfull Asian Adventure and he’s already had at least two major gaffes that would have haunted any other president for the rest of their time in office.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:18
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Lol if you think feeding fish wrong is a major gaffe
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awesmoe posted:Doug Stafford, Paul’s chief of staff, said in a statement Sunday that the senator has five rib fractures, including three displaced fractures, meaning the bones are partly or completely cracked. Read better as Doug Stamper
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Nov 6, 2017 06:19
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Koi are greedy motherfuckers. The real danger of dumping food like that is that the koi would rise up in a single writhing column and sucker him to death.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:19
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I bet that this Rand Paul assault was over a argument about how people are putting out their trash on the curb or how they need to change their sprinklers time or some other super inane suburban argument that occurs between neighbors
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Nov 6, 2017 06:20
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lol if you think trump has the patience to actually use a tanning bed. that lovely blaze orange visage is all rattle can action.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:21
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Arglebargle III posted:Lol if you think feeding fish wrong is a major gaffe Without a well funded outrage machine, it is a 12 hour giggle. Also funny that so many people are experts on palace etiquette. Had you asked me about proper fish-feeding technique, I might have had a guess that the spoon was there for a reason, but not that dumping the last two spoonfuls was going to cause mass suicides by protocol officers. TMYK.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:22
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FlamingLiberal posted:Remember when George HW Bush threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister and it was a giant international scandal? How times have changed. Trump stories are like 3 stooges syndrome. Too many at once to sink him.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:22
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Arglebargle III posted:Lol if you think feeding fish wrong is a major gaffe The major gaffe was the samurai quote. This one's just pathetic.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:23
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Al Borland Corp. posted:No one tell him about the us Hyundai and Kia plants while he's in Korea. I'd really rather not have him visit Ha, I bet watched the discharge of your factory!
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Nov 6, 2017 06:23
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There's another timeline where Donnie takes HW's vomit as a challenge.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:24
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Arglebargle III posted:Lol if you think feeding fish wrong is a major gaffe Nope, it is just another instance of a guy loving up so bad you wonder why every photo of him doesn't include him already wetting his pants.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:25
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Rinkles posted:nope Is Flynn Jr the mold from which Russian bots are formed? That loving twitter. He is legitimately insane. Appears to genuinely believe a "Hillary Clinton Pedophile Video" is going to be released soon. But I think my favorite tweet is his assertion that we should have all known Kevin Spacey was a pedophile after watching American Beauty. He... he knows movies aren't real, right? ... Right?
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Nov 6, 2017 06:27
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Crabtree posted:Nope, it is just another instance of a guy loving up so bad you wonder why every photo of him doesn't include him already wetting his pants. Did you see how his pants are tailored? He *is* wetting them, Pampers One is doing its job.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:28
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theflyingorc posted:it would pretty difficult to get in real shape at his age In videos from 20 years ago he didn’t look that bad though. I don’t see the value in making fun of a guy over 70 for being out of shape is when there’s so much that’s actually terrible about him, like the white supremacy, sexual abuser, moron, etc.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:28
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Slugworth posted:Holy. poo poo. The movie in which Kevin Spacey's character wants to have sex with a young girl, but when given the opportunity, decides not to?
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Nov 6, 2017 06:29
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RasperFat posted:So it’s day one of Trump’s Blunderfull Asian Adventure and he’s already had at least two major gaffes that would have haunted any other president for the rest of their time in office. China, either Korea or Japan are all such good options though
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Nov 6, 2017 06:30
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Arglebargle III posted:Lol if you think feeding fish wrong is a major gaffe Honestly? Yes. There’s a loving tool given to him to slowly feed the fish, and it’s supposed to be a relaxing experience. If any other president, including both Bushes or Reagan had gotten bored and dumped all the food at once with a stupid grin it would have been ridiculed for months or years. It’s just unpresidential, a traditional “gaffe” where it’s not monstrous polices or racist rhetoric that’s bad, but just saying or doing something that makes you look stupid or weird. Trump has just broken our brains because he does so much moronic poo poo on a weekly basis that we’ve just gotten used to it. He’s been a perpetual embarrassment for a full year now basically, and we’ve just forgotten that a president looking impatient or childish should be an incredibly rare occurrence. Even Bush was able to make these tours without looking like an ignorant buffoon, and that’s a pretty low bar to clear. RasperFat fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 6, 2017 |
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500 posts in the time it took to work one shift at work? What did I miss honestly? Did he do something awesomely stupid in Japan again or just a whole lot of reaction to right wing troll pundits on twitter? Honestly I have half a mind to run an ICBM vs. Samurai unit scenario through Civ IV a few times and see what I come up with. Kale fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Nov 6, 2017 |
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Kale posted:500 posts in the time it took to work one shift at work? What did I miss honestly? Trump poured a box of fish food into a pond in japan Edit: oh and a mass shooting
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