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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

https://twitter.com/JoshPherigo/status/926594025448263686

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Zeris posted:

Thor was pretty decent.

i really enjoyed the other two

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Alien covenant might be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

Alien covenant might be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.


lol that movie came and went without a peep

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

That's awesome.

Cubs fans wouldn't do that, someone would just have another hat.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

america owns

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i really enjoyed the other two

Same. Thor movies are super weird and aren’t completely adhering to a formula like the other Marvel flicks.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

lol you people and your "altitude sickness"

inferior genetics

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

when ya hooking up with a chick and she wants you to go down on her

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Nov 6, 2017

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

whan ya hooking up with a chick and she wants you to go down on her



Loosen up granpa

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

whan ya hooking up with a chick and she wants you to go down on her



check out this wuss

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

whan ya hooking up with a chick and she wants you to go down on her



What's wrong with you

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lmao

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Are you dating the hairy crotched vegan variety of woman that talks constantly about cleansing and spirit crystals?

Because I could kinda understand then.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Are you dating the hairy crotched vegan variety of woman that talks constantly about cleansing and spirit crystals?

Because I could kinda understand then.

Name checks out

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Thor very good.

Cate :heart: just chewed up her lines, looks like she was having a blast with it.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

LingcodKilla posted:

Thor very good.

Cate :heart: just chewed up her lines, looks like she was having a blast with it.

Jeff Goldblum also spent every second of his screen time just having fun with his character. It's great.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
in gip, we respect women by licking vagina regardless of its physical state.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Enjoy those red wings

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

eating pussy is just the polite thing to do

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

eating pussy is just the polite thing to do

New thread title.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

eating pussy is just the polite thing to do

Eating pussy practically guarantees a slightly more enthusiastic blowjob.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I recently saw a instagram post from a dude who just said "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT YOUR WIFE'S PUSSY"

and he turned the camera around to one of those "paint your own pottery" shops filled with unenthusiastic dudes and their wives

"CHOW DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LingcodKilla posted:

Thor very good.


Does it matter if you haven't seen the second one?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Godholio posted:

Does it matter if you haven't seen the second one?

Read a summary. The ending is important to know.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Flikken posted:

New thread title.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Godholio posted:

Does it matter if you haven't seen the second one?

Nope, and it was easy enough to fill in the gaps of what the second covered.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

eating pussy is just the polite thing to do

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

you're the kind of guy who would gently caress somebody in the rear end and not have the common god drat courtesy to eat their pussy

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

you're the kind of guy who would gently caress somebody in the rear end and not have the common god drat courtesy to eat their pussy

Whynotboth.gif

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
If a girl is letting butthole fun times happen, you’ve got no excuse to eating a ham sandwich.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

Does it matter if you haven't seen the second one?

I skipped the second one but there's a hilarious scene just a few minutes in that explains it all.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

LingcodKilla posted:

I skipped the second one but there's a hilarious scene just a few minutes in that explains it all.

Which is double funny when you realize who the actors are playing them.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



In retrospect maybe I’m better off munching instead

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:



In retrospect maybe I’m better off munching instead

she can't get pregnant again for at least another 3 months, I'd say you're good to go

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dogges posted:



In retrospect maybe I’m better off munching instead

UP THE BUM NO BABY

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
My hunting trip was just camping with guns, unfortunately. I think I was pushing too far up the mountains and the elk have mostly hosed off back down the mountain because of the snow, or I quit too early because I don't know what I'm doing and didn't find time to scout earlier this year :shrug:



When I got there Friday evening, There was less than an inch in the parking lot and just patches on the way to Packwood lake. Next morning I made my way up toward Lost lake,and the snow started getting deeper as I climbed. By the time I made it to a halfway point(mosquito lake), the snow was already up to my shins. The only tracks I found were deer-sized and led downhill, so I turned around and headed back to packwood lake. The next morning, I wake up with 6-8" of fresh snow in the clearings.





Forgot my giaiters in the car, but the pant cuffs kept the snow out and my feet stayed dry the entire time. The boots were belleville 950s and lived in some dude's duffelbag his whole deployment, but the problem was with breaking in my feet, not the boots. The balls of my feet were sore and felt a little like the old skin layer was separated from the new, but nothing heavily blistered or bloody, and no blisters anywhere else even though I haven't walked this much with a heavy pack since leaving the army. Feet stayed dry and toasty A+++ would recommend cheap boots.



I'm glad I didn't drive on and go all the way to lost lake, or it would've been 9 miles back to the car, half in knee-deep snow and sliding down the side of a loving mountain.

Also made a present for you guys


tl;dr I still suck at hunting

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Nov 6, 2017

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Hunting is largely an excuse to get away from women folk, so it's still successful even if you only shot the poo poo.


One of my neighbors is getting arrested and evicted. Stupid fucks didn't pay their electric bill, got it cut off (against the lease), anf decided the smart thing to do was run a drop cord to the nearest outside outlet (for maintenance to use, building electric) and back through their door. Now their poo poo is piling up and the cops are waiting to take the main tenant in for theft of services.

I loving love/hate this shithole.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

not joking, how do i get into hunting? especially of i am all about eating them and less swinging my dick around trophy
animals and poo poo?

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