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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Pick posted:

Except on the matter of loving your daughter, and how much she wants to gently caress you (A Lot).

And your mother! Don't forget to gently caress your mother, too. It's the Heinlein Way.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Away all Goats posted:

This doesn't make any goddamn sense



That wing sure is generating lots of downforce.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

DontMockMySmock posted:

And your mother! Don't forget to gently caress your mother, too. It's the Heinlein Way.

In Heinleinland, they're one and the same.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Donzilla

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://i.imgur.com/cR0Awz7.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Someone posted the trailer to this film in CD the other day and we all stood around going :wtc:,
It's ..... something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Someone posted the trailer to this film in CD the other day and we all stood around going :wtc:,
It's ..... something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

Daniel Tosh did a spoiler review of this movie and it is hilarious. Gary Oldman couldn't even save this piece of poo poo.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/u1lmo5/tosh-0-spoiler-alert----tiptoes--uncut

Bored has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Nov 6, 2017

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Also works in a Lotus Elise :buddy:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Someone posted the trailer to this film in CD the other day and we all stood around going :wtc:,
It's ..... something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

Truly, the role of a lifetime for Oldman.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





The HDTGM episode of this movie is what got me hooked on that podcast. After I listened to it, I went back and got all the others they had done up to that point and just binge-listened for like 6 hours.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine



???

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

literally just google those letters and it's the first result

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Looking forward to a follow-up after someone sneakily lowers the barrier a few inches.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The rich get richer, one parking spot at a time

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Republican tax reform bill in .gif format.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/FodaseEuSouALei/status/927312900280213504

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Laugh hard enough and a helicopter will fly out of your mouth.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Quick, somebody splice in a pic of a helicopter eating something

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I would post a video, but Time Warner copyright claimed all the clips from The Twilight Zone.

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009

RandomFerret posted:

I would post a video, but Time Warner copyright claimed all the clips from The Twilight Zone.

:captainpop:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

EmmyOk posted:

literally just google those letters and it's the first result

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Data Graham posted:

Also works in a Lotus Elise :buddy:

The rich get richer

edit: Oh gently caress you guy who posted this way before me. I thought I was so witty.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

EmmyOk posted:

literally just google those letters and it's the first result

Well I googled it and now I have to listen to it, if only to find out what in the hell they could have against Crank and Crank II: High Voltage.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

burexas.irom posted:

Well I googled it and now I have to listen to it, if only to find out what in the hell they could have against Crank and Crank II: High Voltage.

Not all of their episodes are about bad movies/movies they dislike. Sometimes they go through awesome and crazy movies like Crank & Crank II: Electric Boogaloo to see how something so insane could have been created in the first place, and what it is that makes those nutso movies so watchable.

HDTGM is honestly one of my favorite podcasts; the hosts are a great trio, and they come at everything from such a goofy, open-minded perspective. I was expecting something much more cynical and was very pleasantly surprised.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Paul Scheer looks so much like a terribly aged Mac Demarco

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

burexas.irom posted:

Well I googled it and now I have to listen to it, if only to find out what in the hell they could have against Crank and Crank II: High Voltage.

Nothing, they loved it

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


How Did this Get Made is like listening to a morning zoo type show, and they're usually live, so it's a fun podcast to listen to. And they don't critique movies, mostly just crack jokes about the movie. And they got the Zouks

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Sexual Aluminum posted:

The rich get richer

edit: Oh gently caress you guy who posted this way before me. I thought I was so witty.

I was all ready to post Vimes_boots.txt

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

poo poo, I must be getting old, because there are several of these I legit don't know.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Who What Now posted:

poo poo, I must be getting old, because there are several of these I legit don't know.

I don't know what J/O means if not 'jerk off'

is there another way to charge these crystals???

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

I'm Talking Bout Hitler.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Olive! posted:

I don't know what J/O means if not 'jerk off'

is there another way to charge these crystals???

Yeah. Just oral. :rolleyes:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Who What Now posted:

poo poo, I must be getting old, because there are several of these I legit don't know.
Here are all the real ones, for anybody else who didn't recognize some:

OMW: Opera Man Waterboy - Kids love Adam Sandler, and this is a coded reference.
BRB: Blade's Real Badass
J/O: Juice/Orange - There's actually several J/ acronyms, including Juice/Apple, Juice/Cranberry, and Juice/Electricity
DM: Dungeon Master
THOT: Terrible Hat On Teresa
MCM: My Cat Masturbates
TBT: Teresa's Bad Tits
SMDH: Slap My Donkey Harder
LMAO: Love My Awesome Orangutan
RWBT: Real Weird Being Teens
OFC: Old Fat Crow
BYOB: Bring Your Own Beer
LKOP: Look, Cop - a warning the police are near
HAWT: Happy About Water Tower
TBH: Teresa Be Hating
FOMO: Finally On My Own
IDFC: I Deliver loving Crepes
IMO: In My Oldsmobile
IDGAF: I Don't Greet Any Fatties
POS: Particularly Opinionated Sister
NSFW: Newt's Safe, Four Words
ASL: Area Santa Lands

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Examples: "OFC on ASL, RWBT right?" or "Teresa's a POS, TBH IMO."

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Teresa is only hating because she's got the mournful titties :(

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






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