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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sirotan posted:

It's official you guys. I signed the offer letter for my new job. Starting the week after Thanksgiving. :yotj:

In every interaction I've had with my new boss so far, he's made a point to mention how excited he is to have me start, and how much they value professional development and want me to have every opportunity to learn whatever peaks my interest, within reason. Gonna go from being the most capable person on my team to the total newbie. It's kinda scary, but also exciting. :)

Breaking the news to my boss on Monday...

Can't WAIT to taste your boss' tears on Monday and hear the lamentations of his womenstaff...

Rock on!

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DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.
poo poo pissing me off: we're using KACE and paying a premium for it, while there's an unused SCCM license supplied by our main company that we can't touch because reasons.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Pissing me off:

A number of our suppliers will ONLY send invoices for the poo poo load of parts/equipment I need to enter into our system and allocate for further shipping to one specific email account I do not have access to. Usually these invoices are forwarded to me but the person involved is on holidays for a month. No one else maintains the account. I made a small request to jump on the account before they left and set up a auto-farward rule to theses specific emails and was knocked back citing "there are things on that account we don't want you to access". I'm simply after specific emails from X supplier with Y subject...not nuke codes.

Not pissing me off:

Bosses finally caved in to my payrise increase request and my protests about unpaid overtime. They set an arbitrary $ amount each week which was a happy medium deal. What really doesn't piss me off is how instead of another line on my payslips, they have divided it into my hourly rate. So when I get the usual 4:30PM on a friday question about working saturday, I get 1.5 time pay and double time pay initally and it ramps even higher with the 'new' hourly rate.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Nov 3, 2017

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Sirotan posted:

It's official you guys. I signed the offer letter for my new job. Starting the week after Thanksgiving. :yotj:

Gonna go from being the most capable person on my team to the total newbie. It's kinda scary, but also exciting. :)
Congratulations! :yotj:

I keep saying that the time to change jobs is when you feel comfortable in your current role. If you can't learn anything more from your environment or coworkers, it's time to advance. Feeling like you're in over your head is a good thing.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Sirotan posted:

It's official you guys. I signed the offer letter for my new job. Starting the week after Thanksgiving. :yotj:

In every interaction I've had with my new boss so far, he's made a point to mention how excited he is to have me start, and how much they value professional development and want me to have every opportunity to learn whatever peaks my interest, within reason. Gonna go from being the most capable person on my team to the total newbie. It's kinda scary, but also exciting. :)

Breaking the news to my boss on Monday...

Congrats :)

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I suggest writing the words "I QUIT" in gasoline on his desk and setting it alight.

Write it in lemon juice on a piece of paper

Then cut the power and leave a lit candle on his desk

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Partycat posted:

Write it in lemon juice on a piece of paper

Then cut the power and leave a lit candle on his desk

Great idea.

Urine does the same job and would be more satisfying, though.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Pissing me off: my tech lead.

He was hired to provide expertise with a technology the rest of the company didn't have, and by all indications he knows his stuff. Problem is we're no longer going to use that technology due to office politics, and he apparently needs his hand held for absolutely everything else.

He takes all the day-long meetings I used to which is fine by me, but when it comes to actually doing anything it's either me doing it alone or helping him through it.

I feel sorry for the guy because he's had a rug pulled from under him but come on. Do a google and read a documentation for once in your goddamn life.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
Unless one of my guys is at training, or a stage 4 cancer patient, I'm struggling to understand why they'd have day long meetings.

hihifellow
Jun 17, 2005

seriously where the fuck did this genre come from
I see some of the guys at work do this, spend all day on a webex with clients fixing something and while I'm sure it does wonders for your numbers I'd want to die by hour 4.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

hihifellow posted:

I see some of the guys at work do this, spend all day on a webex with clients fixing something and while I'm sure it does wonders for your numbers I'd want to die by hour 4.

A few times I've had to babysit vendors on our servers. It took me an embarassingly long time to realize I should open up the remote session for them on a TS or something so I can still screw around on my workstation.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I joked about our NBN a while ago but:

quote:

Active cables haven't been affected, so there has been no loss of service (as of yet) due to cockatoo attacks; the ends of cables carrying active traffic are protected by a plastic cages.

https://arstechnica.com/information...k&ICID=ref_fark

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Unless one of my guys is at training, or a stage 4 cancer patient, I'm struggling to understand why they'd have day long meetings.

They're not regular meetings, but the business operates on quarterly objectives so there's weeks full of meetings in the run up to each quarter.

Occasionally they're day-long meetings, more often it's a day full of meetings that might as well be.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Things pissing me off: guy breaking the overhead bin trying to shove his clearly oversized bag in.

Things not pissing me off: going to AWS headquarters for meetings this week. My body is ready for the info dump.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

A friend of mine got hired in here in the marketing department. She's doing email design, and hasn't quite done enough to realize you're not going to get every email to look the same in every email client...but she's pushing. I can only help so much with HTML/CSS, but I've done enough emails to know simpler is better.

Now she wants Photoshop because "when I screenshot this image it looks like crap, I need to do it with Photoshop". Great, you can use one of the Macs in marketing that have Adobe CC.

Tried to get her to use one of those when she first started but she didn't want to. Gonna be a purchase request for a iMac in by the end of the day I already know it.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


We have software that is really slow and will drop connection if you aren't on the same LAN. We already have remote app setup for it, it's great. They now want it to run on a Kindle. I know I can get remote desktop working, but is it possible to have just the app on Android?

If not a full remote desktop session is fine. This software isn't even going to be remotely user friendly on a small touch screen but sales manager loves her Kindle. Currently having her painstakingly decide which games to remove so I can install VPN and Remote Desktop. (Personal device). It's a 5GB ad supported model, which is making this a giant pain in the rear end.

No I'm not going to pick which games to uninstall no deleting that book didn't free up the 1GB of required space it freed up 5MB, about 0.5% of what we need.

I bet remote app would probably be even bigger but displaying a full desktop on a tiny screen seems really wasteful.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Bob Morales posted:

A friend of mine got hired in here in the marketing department. She's doing email design, and hasn't quite done enough to realize you're not going to get every email to look the same in every email client...but she's pushing. I can only help so much with HTML/CSS, but I've done enough emails to know simpler is better.

Now she wants Photoshop because "when I screenshot this image it looks like crap, I need to do it with Photoshop". Great, you can use one of the Macs in marketing that have Adobe CC.

Tried to get her to use one of those when she first started but she didn't want to. Gonna be a purchase request for a iMac in by the end of the day I already know it.

Send the email with a single image, that's how you get uniformly rejected.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The MS version of Remote Desktop does RemoteApp

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/remote/remote-desktop-services/clients/remote-desktop-android

stevewm
May 10, 2005
Pissing me off today is FirstAmerican.. They are a (now) large card processor that took over JP Morgan/Chase when they got out of the processing business.

They are a bunch of loving idiots... We have setup 3 new locations since they took over. Every single time they setup an account, they screw up some portion of the setup. Either sending it to the wrong checking account, setting the account to the wrong time zone, not setting up settlement, etc..

The best is when they replay transactions.. On 2 occasions now they have submitted all transactions for a day to VISA twice, causing every customer that used a VISA card at our locations that day to be charged twice. They will claim to have fixed it, but we end up with a bunch of customers that never receive the refund and we have to refund manually. They will also randomly hold settlements with no reason why. If there is one transaction in question, they will hold the ENTIRE BATCH and any after it.

And due to vendor lock-in, we have no choice but to use them.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

COO is bugging the gently caress out of me. He's usually cool but he's been weird lately about stuff.

8:25am

:v: Is D coming up here to show the new Engineering manager his computer?

Well, D's on vacation so M is coming up there. He's got it on his schedule for 8:30

:v: So is M coming up here?

He's got the schedule, did we set the clocks an hour and 5 minutes at head Saturday?



10:35am
(user puts in ticket asking for additional status field on an incident)

11:00am
:v: Did you guys get K or P's ticket?

About what?

:v: I don't know, something they need that they can't see

Well that's helpful. Let me call them...

:v: Well....?

It's something I need to talk to accounting about since it has to do with invoicing...can't add it until they approve it. They've been in a meeting all morning so we should have it fixed by mid-afternoon.

:pray:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
My boss likes to do that to me.

8:30: customer emails about a problem
8:31: I email the group that I have created a case for the customer (this is required in our department and this manager gets these emails too)
8:32: I call the customer
8:40: I close the case
9:00: "Hey Tommy, did you see that customer emailed about issue?"

:suicide:

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

He doesn't jump in unless someone whines/cries to him

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Jeoh posted:

Send the email with a single image, that's how you get uniformly rejected.
Back when I worked for a mass email SAAS vendor, I had to talk a client out of taking screenshots of Word documents and placing them in emails.

"Sure, this may impact our deliverability statistics, but it actually looks like it does on the boss' computer!"

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


If anyone else is having major issues with Comcast today, it's not just you!! https://puck.nether.net/pipermail/outages/2017-November/010891.html

Looks like today was a good day to put in my notice after all.


Edit: looks like the problem might be upstream, at level3

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Sirotan posted:

If anyone else is having major issues with Comcast today, it's not just you!! https://puck.nether.net/pipermail/outages/2017-November/010891.html

Looks like today was a good day to put in my notice after all.
I do the "cocmast" typo a lot, too.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

The Macaroni posted:

Back when I worked for a mass email SAAS vendor, I had to talk a client out of taking screenshots of Word documents and placing them in emails.

"Sure, this may impact our deliverability statistics, but it actually looks like it does on the boss' computer!"

The amount of this poo poo I had to deal with at my old jobs was miserable. That plus one customer who refused to accept that they couldn't have a + in the middle of their domain name.

hihifellow
Jun 17, 2005

seriously where the fuck did this genre come from

Sirotan posted:

If anyone else is having major issues with Comcast today, it's not just you!! https://puck.nether.net/pipermail/outages/2017-November/010891.html

Looks like today was a good day to put in my notice after all.


Edit: looks like the problem might be upstream, at level3

Explains why the office connection just went to crap.

Edit: downdetector.com says just about everything spiked recently so it's pretty widespread.

hihifellow fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Nov 6, 2017

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Not pissing me off: a user who's been a dick to me from the start reported that his laptop wouldn't boot. Would only go partway through Safe Mood boot before hanging at PNPCLASS.SYS, and wouldn't finish booting from a Windows 7 repair disc.

And then it started reporting that the boot media was missing. :laugh:

I popped it out and put it in a USB enclosure and Windows helpfully offered to reformat it. So that's it for that drive. Even if the SSD itself is okay this is what warranties are for so a new one will be here in a day or so.

On top of that I saw yet another revision of the org chart. I'm on it again, but Operations has disappeared! For some reason HR and Bill are under Accounting, and the CFO as I suspected is gone. They aren't even planning to have a single person managing accounting. I was listed as reporting to a business development guy who's been here a long time and we get along alright. He can't be worse than my current boss. They still have my title flagged as SVP>MGR because they're intending to knock me down several rungs for reasons.

As usual with this company's systemic inability to make decisions I'll believe all this when I see it.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


hihifellow posted:

Explains why the office connection just went to crap.

Edit: downdetector.com says just about everything spiked recently so it's pretty widespread.

Yeah Comcast confirmed it: https://twitter.com/comcastcares/status/927605656248451072?linkId=44389482

Bunch of people saying the issue is a Level3 backbone in Chicago.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Company keeps doing variations of the following.

1. Support team cant service customers. Staff numbers, training, the usual. So tickets sit around.
2. Segments customers into priority based on spend. Segment. Importance.
3. Some super important ones go right to the top. Sev/Tier1.
4. Other customers Sev/Tier1.
5. Ones that complain Sev/Tier1.
6. Ones that "need some love" or are due for a sales push or renewal Sev/Tier1.

Why cant cunts understand that when everything is top priority nothing is.

stevewm
May 10, 2005
Comcast's Twitter account is so ironically named.. After many interactions with it, I can tell you for a fact, that they absolutely don't care.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Uh oh, azures resources are starting to show issues in a few regions, hopefully it goes away soon.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

stevewm posted:

Comcast's Twitter account is so ironically named.. After many interactions with it, I can tell you for a fact, that they absolutely don't care.

It cares just enough to get you to go away so it can go back to pretending that it isn't a 3rd world telecom running in a 1st world country by simple expedient of bribing politicians and buying out competitors.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Sirotan posted:

Yeah Comcast confirmed it: https://twitter.com/comcastcares/status/927605656248451072?linkId=44389482

Bunch of people saying the issue is a Level3 backbone in Chicago.

It was Level3 everywhere, seemingly where they were connecting to NTT. I was seeing it in DC and Chicago when pinging sites in Pittsburgh, Chicago, and Houston from Cleveland. Comcast changed their routing around 2:30 Eastern and everything suddenly started working well.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

My company just canceled 401k matching 'for the rest of the year'. Extra motivation to leave.

Pixelboy
Sep 13, 2005

Now, I know what you're thinking...

Peachfart posted:

My company just canceled 401k matching 'for the rest of the year'. Extra motivation to leave.

... and soon, paychecks!

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Pixelboy posted:

... and soon, paychecks!

Wouldn't surprise me.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Peachfart posted:

My company just canceled 401k matching 'for the rest of the year'. Extra motivation to leave.

Run awaaaaaaaaaay

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Something not pissing me off today: Windows Server Licensing

I've been doing some testing with containerization. Specifically to see if some applications hosted on Windows Server could be containerized in Server 2016. And when looking to see how licensing would be handled, I found this gem:

quote:

While no features from the Windows Server 2012 R2 Standard edition have been removed, we have added features like Nano Server and unlimited Windows Server containers to the Windows Server 2016 Standard edition.

Emphasis mine.

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freeasinbeer
Mar 26, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

The Fool posted:

Something not pissing me off today: Windows Server Licensing

I've been doing some testing with containerization. Specifically to see if some applications hosted on Windows Server could be containerized in Server 2016. And when looking to see how licensing would be handled, I found this gem:


Emphasis mine.

Kubernetes and mesos have alpha support for this. If I had to do anything with Windows I like that I can use existing schedulers.

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