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These are both ridiculous but at least the second one has flavors and textures that work together. That Mumbai Monstrosity (tm) puts black olives on top of loving pineapple.
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OutsideAngel posted:These are both ridiculous but at least the second one has flavors and textures that work together. That Mumbai Monstrosity (tm) puts black olives on top of loving pineapple. You, friend, have obviously never experienced the MagicTM of a Hawaiian Haystack.
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DariusLikewise posted:I seriously hate the food trend of "Jack as much poo poo into this thing as possible so people can instagram it then take 3 bites and take the rest home" 
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LogicalFallacy posted:You, friend, have obviously never experienced the MagicTM of a Hawaiian Haystack. Despite living in Hawaii for almost a decade, I can safely say that I have not. Also from a quick google it looks like haystack is what would happen if a donburi and a tostada smoked a lot of meth and had a baby and that baby grew up to be a schizophrenic.
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Hirayuki posted:Or throw it out, in the case of Starbucks's Zombie Frappuccino: Late-Stage Capitalism: Wasting food for likes
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Hirayuki posted:Or throw it out, in the case of Starbucks's Zombie Frappuccino: They were actually still selling those at Disney Springs as of yesterday. They don't look anything like brains in real life (more like purple whipped cream; I didn't realize what it was supposed to be until I saw that advertising image), but the people who got it said it was pretty good. Looks like it's essentially a caramel apple flavor.
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Brawnfire posted:The example looks photoshopped, unless my eyes are deceiving me. How is the top of the latte angled with the top "swoop" of the waffle cone? Coffee is a liquid. You just hold the cone at an angle for the photograph
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OutsideAngel posted:Despite living in Hawaii for almost a decade, I can safely say that I have not. Much like Hawaiian pizza, the Hawaiian haystack has jack poo poo to do with Hawaii. It was invented by Utah Mormons, a people also known for continuing the tradition of putting anything they can get their hands on into "jello salads"
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Hirayuki posted:Or throw it out, in the case of Starbucks's Zombie Frappuccino: The animal part of my brain refuses to recognise this as something safe to ingest and just puts it straight into the category with poisonous mushrooms and other potentially toxic substances.
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chitoryu12 posted:They were actually still selling those at Disney Springs as of yesterday. They don't look anything like brains in real life (more like purple whipped cream; I didn't realize what it was supposed to be until I saw that advertising image), but the people who got it said it was pretty good. Looks like it's essentially a caramel apple flavor. I liked it v  v and yeah, it was basically caramel apple with a raspberry whipped cream. My whipped cream looked... sorta brain-ish, I suppose. They tried!
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Ignite Memories posted:Coffee is a liquid. You just
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chitoryu12 posted:They were actually still selling those at Disney Springs as of yesterday. They don't look anything like brains in real life (more like purple whipped cream; I didn't realize what it was supposed to be until I saw that advertising image), but the people who got it said it was pretty good. Looks like it's essentially a caramel apple flavor. Holy poo poo how many people in this thread live in Florida?
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Ignite Memories posted:Coffee is a sandwich.
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sneakyfrog posted:lots of FL goons (sup) hell, same
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:https://twitter.com/lucethoughts/status/927360798178947072 Not as awesome as the AVOLATTE 
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Enfys posted:The animal part of my brain refuses to recognise this as something safe to ingest and just puts it straight into the category with poisonous mushrooms and other potentially toxic substances. On the other hand, I'm colourblind so to me it just looks like strawberry flavoured cream?
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OwlFancier posted:On the other hand, I'm colourblind so to me it just looks like strawberry flavoured cream? Well that explains your issues with wallpaper I guess
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Aesop Poprock posted:Well that explains your issues with wallpaper I guess drat you totally beat me to that one.
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The whipped cream looks like strawberry pink, with a biohazard-yellow base and a drizzle of fake blood separating the two.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:ok how about this sandwich cake topped with tiny pastries Smörgåstårta!    Kind of old fashioned, served at old people birthdays, funerals, and building co-op board meetings.
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axolotl farmer posted:Smörgåstårta! Ever since I was 8 or 9, I liked smörgåstårta more than normal cake for birthdays.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Not as awesome as the AVOLATTE Why would it not be "Avocatte"?
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von Braun posted:Ever since I was 8 or 9, I liked smörgåstårta more than normal cake for birthdays. I keep seeing these weird sandwich cakes and most of them actually look pretty good to me and I really want to try one but they also look like a pain in the rear end to make
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von Braun posted:Ever since I was 8 or 9, I liked smörgåstårta more than normal cake for birthdays. Smörgåstårta is just straight up better than almost all forms of birthday cake. Aesop Poprock posted:I keep seeing these weird sandwich cakes and most of them actually look pretty good to me and I really want to try one but they also look like a pain in the rear end to make You're basically just making a slightly more elaborate sandwich once you've baked your bread-equivalent to the sponge.
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Brocktoon posted:Why would it not be "Avocatte"? Because 
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Picnic Princess posted:Because Catacado
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Picnic Princess posted:Because Avocato?
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Avogato
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Picnic Princess posted:Because Ich Hass dich
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sneakyfrog posted:Avogato
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Brocktoon posted:Why would it not be "Avocatte"? beaten slightly but 
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Hirayuki posted:Or throw it out, in the case of Starbucks's Zombie Frappuccino: Why would you throw it out? It looks amazing. I wish the Starbucks in Australia would sell goofy poo poo like this.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:beaten slightly but I can't stop laughing at this. Poor fucker.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:beaten slightly but This is amazing. I can't stop laughing at the bottom right
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