noether posted:

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/the-masculinization-of-the-western-white-female/

I bet if I could feel the cheeks of each woman the cheek of the 2008 composite would have a soft layer of vellous peach fuzz, while the cheek of the 1940s composite would be nearly free of vestigial ape fur. I’d also bet that the 2008 composite is sluttier than the 1940s composite, and more likely to make you eat a dick sandwich.

Hobologist posted:

I would pay thousands of dollars for a woman to make this guy eat a dick sandwich.

Hobologist posted:

I would pay thousands of dollars for a woman to make this guy eat a dick sandwich.

Fathis Munk posted:

I lied.

Say Nothing posted:

Who the gently caress watches their sister/daughter get dressed?
Come to think of it, who the gently caress gets dressed in front of their brother/father?

Say Nothing posted:

Who the gently caress watches their sister/daughter get dressed?
Come to think of it, who the gently caress gets dressed in front of their brother/father?

Fathis Munk posted:

I lied.

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Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure. 

You've already had intercourse with the girl. The ideal setting for the power of the door, which is a power and control pattern, is right after you've had intercourse and you're in bed with the girl, and at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs. You're fooling around in bed, you've already had a great time, and you go, "sweetheart, what's that over there?" and you point towards the door. And she'll say, "well you know, that's a door, silly." And you say, "yeah, you know.. I'm a real positive person, but.. I mean, can you imagine.. I mean, you don't know what can happen from day to day, when you think about it in your mind. I mean, what would happen if I walked out that door and the door closed and as the door closed, it slammed shut, and no matter what you did, you could not open the door and you knew that you would never be able to look into my eyes again and you'd never be able to hear my voice again and you'd never be able to feel my touch again." Ok, right here is where she starts going, "I don't like this door business at all." And at this time you just reassure her.. "ok, alright sweetheart, you're right. You really shouldn't think about the door and you really don't have to think about the door." So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever and say, "you know, a terrible thing happened the other day. My friend was hit by a truck. I mean, it was awful, by the time they got him to hospital he was dead. I can't believe it, you know? It's almost as if, it would be a horrible thing you know when you think about.." (point towards the door) "..that no matter even if you were to get that door opened and you were to search, that you could never find me again.." Then she starts freaking out. You calibrate more on that part of, "you will never be able to see me again, you'll never be able to hear my voice again." 

"You'll never be able.. all that fun we had together, all those great times we had together, walking along the beach, hand in hand in the moonlight, we would never be able to do those things again and even if you were to open that door, you would search and you could never find." And she's at the point where she's saying, "no no I hate this door. Let's stop this door now, are you trying to upset me?" And you say, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just saying these are just things that are popping into my mind, ok?" So play around some more. Get her good and nice and hot again, fool around, have a good time with her, joke, and then then get back into the door and say, "you know, God, still you know, about life's tragedies.. I mean, I just keep on thinking how.." At this point you can already see that this is starting to make her feel uncomfortable. You want to create that sense in her that you can walk out and she'll feel terrible for the rest of here life. You want to anchor that response. I'll get up and she'll say, "well what are you doing?" And I'll say, "I'm going to the bathroom." I go up to the bedroom door and slam it. That right there will freak her out. Then I'll open the door and say, "oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry, I'm just playing with this door again. You know, you really shouldn't think about this door now and you really don't want to think about this door now." 

Having anchored that sense of loss and pain to the door, you can trigger it whenever needed. Whatever negative behavior may come up that you want to stop, the first time you just get up and slam the door. Whether you walk out the door depends on the level of bullshit. On later occasions you can just indicate tbe door in some manner. The example Alex gives: If he's talking on the phone and getting any crap from her, and he knows the relation of where the door is to her desk, he says, "sweetheart, could you please turn right and take a look at what's over there.." and that was the end of the bullshit." 

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Pattern I 

Purpose: To implant the idea of receiving pleasure from her rear end.
Subject: Your Friend (who else?) Rod 

Did I ever tell you about my friend Rod?  Well, he's a drat cool guy, but he got a new job.  Yeah, he's on the R&D team of some furniture company, (make up a name, Muncher Furniture perhaps?).  Yeah, well he's working on a team and their job is to design the perfect chair.  Did you ever have a favorite chair?  (of course she sez yes)  What was it like? I have to ask this stuff, maybe I can give Rod some ideas.  (let her talk about the perfect chair).  Feed her info back to her in the following part: Yeah, I know what you mean.  Isn't it great how you can have a favorite seat, and after a hard, stressful day at work, you LOOK FORWARD TO PLOPPING YOUR rear end/BUTT DOWN on that seat (point to schlong). And then you get there and you see that seat (point to schlong) and you can already start to RELAX and FEEL SO GOOD just thinking about how great it will feel when you LOWER YOUR rear end ONTO THAT SEAT (point to schlong!!!) and think how great it will be to slowly SLIDE DOWN ONTO IT (point to schlong!!!). 


Pattern II 

Purpose: To program her with not only anal pleasure, but sexually oriented anal pleasure
Subject: Life's Little Surprises 

Do you like surprises?  I think it's great how the best things in life are unexpected.  What was the best surprise you've ever gotten?  And I'm not talking about a gift necesarrily, I mean just something that happened that was so good, but was totally unexpected. 

(Let her talk, get her in state) 

Yeah, I can totally hear/feel/see what you mean.  Isn't it just great how the things in life that just sneak up behind you unexpectedly?  I mean, there are things you know are coming and you can see them, like, "Oh, it's Friday, I'm getting paid today."  Now that's in front of you, in your future, but then the best things in life, the ones that can make you FEEL FULFILLED and FEEL SO GOOD FROM YOUR BOTTOM to your top have a tendency to sneak up behind you and COME FROM YOUR REAR.  And INSIDE YOU rear end yourself, "This is so great!  How can something this great (point to schlong) just take me from behind and surprise me like this?"  I mean, that facinates me, take a second and think about how the greatest things (point to schlong) you have ever felt took you from the rear...think about that.  It's sexually facinating if you really THINK ABOUT IT and TAKE IT ALL IN ANALlytically. 

You know what else in interesting?  Is how simple words that I say can make you feel so good. (remember you have been SSing her for a while by now).  It's like you feel these things (point to schlong) COMING IN YOUR REAR, ENTERING YOUR REAR, being whispered to you, and it can make you feel so good.  Don't you find that when I talk like that, when I DO IT, you can't resist and you just OPEN YOUR REAR and LET IT SLIDE INSIDE YOU, hearing those words and feeling so wonderful? 


Pattern III 

You know, I have this other friend, Rod, isn't it funny how I can have so many friends named Rod? 

At any rate, he owns this dingy little steakhouse on the other side of town, called "Rod's Meat."  Anyways I was talking to his wife the other day over some drinks and she is kind of the manager of the place.  But she was telling me how terrible her job was...so routine, so boring.  Everyweek she counts the money, writes the paychecks to the employees and supervises the food shipments.  Well, she was saying that her job was getting so boring, that she couldn't take it anymore. 

Well, she got some relief one week when the meat shipment came in, and it was bigger than usual, and she couldn't get it the same way she had been.  She had to totally change the process, and she told me, "Sometimes you have to BREAK ROUTINE, and DO IT DIFFERENTLY."  She said that she had to get the meat in the backdoor, where she had never gotten it before, and you know it's funny, but that little break with routine, something as simple as when you GET THE MEAT (point to schlong) IN THE BACKDOOR, can make you FEEL SO GOOD. 

Course, it was a little harder for her at first, since she had never done it that way before, but once she got started, and past the first part of it, as the process went on, she felt so good to have done it differently. 

Fathis Munk posted:

The door method is amazing yeah

Anne Whateley posted:

The rest of that quoted post

Dreadwroth posted:

That door method thing seems like some old fashioned emotional abuse.

timefly posted:

Maybe on the kind of woman portrayed in the explanation, like a lobotomy patient or something? The woman is supposed to be getting all nervous about the door, when any normal human would just be like "what the gently caress are you talking about, are you having a stroke?" The guy who wrote that is either pretending or has zero respect for the mental capacity of women as a whole

timefly posted:

or has zero respect for the mental capacity of women as a whole

Android Blues posted:

I think it would work if, as described, you're already emotionally invested in the douchebag man who's doing this to you. It relies on you otherwise thinking this guy is your life partner to work, which is pretty implausible because yikes, but other than that it's just standard emotional abuse - "oh, wouldn't it be so horrible for you if I left you", "don't cross me or you'll be punished", that kind of thing. The more worrying part to me is that this guy is writing out an explicit plan for how to abuse women.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

The most worrying part about the Door poo poo is it's written in a the tone you'd use to upset children. As a plan to manipulate women into staying with you it's dumb as hell, but as a plan to frighten the relative you're abusing into silence it's pretty loving textbook.

timefly posted:

Fartbox posted:

(Point to schlong)

Who even uses the word schlong

that post is so ridiculous and upsetting at the same time. I want to wedgie that psycho nerd to death

KillerJunglist posted:

*points to peepee*