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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I've seen these used by a guy who makes modern furniture look "antique" (read: old and battered)

Still stupid, but for different reasons.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's not stupid, it's a pun

You
Oct 6, 2009

Who What Now posted:

It's not pretty stupid, it's a pun

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DontMockMySmock posted:

And your mother! Don't forget to gently caress your mother, too. It's the Heinlein Way.

Time travel is a hell of a thing.


The General
Mar 4, 2007


Who What Now posted:

It's not stupid, it's a pun

I don't get it. Explain it to me.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The General posted:

I don't get it. Explain it to me.

I'm gonna assume you're actually being honest and it's just not clicking for you.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Also


Mods, please rename me to male cum machine

nael
Sep 10, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Time travel is a hell of a thing.

I feel like that story was less about incest and more about really, really complicated masturbation.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The General posted:

I don't get it. Explain it to me.

This should help

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

nael posted:

I feel like that story was less about incest and more about really, really complicated masturbation.

Anyone remember the name of that story where a girl has a sex change, goes back in time, has sex with him/herself and gets pregnant with a baby which is actually him/her? Very creative use of time travel.

nael
Sep 10, 2009
All You Zombies by Heinlein. That was the story i was referring to.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

nael posted:

I feel like that story was less about incest and more about really, really complicated masturbation.

If you're thinking All You Zombies..., yeah, you're right. What about all the other stories where Heinlein fantasizes about incest? There's a lot of them.

Edit: drat all of you

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Olive! posted:

I don't know what J/O means if not 'jerk off'

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Say Nothing posted:

Time travel is a hell of a thing.

In The Time Traveler's Wife the titular time traveler gives his past self a blowjob at one point. Gonna guess they didn't keep that in the Rachel McAdams adaptation.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lobok posted:

In The Time Traveler's Wife the titular time traveler gives his past self a blowjob at one point. Gonna guess they didn't keep that in the Rachel McAdams adaptation.
This is the first time I've ever wanted to read this.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Lobok posted:

In The Time Traveler's Wife the titular time traveler gives his past self a blowjob at one point. Gonna guess they didn't keep that in the Rachel McAdams adaptation.

That wouldn't be gay either.

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.


it's me, i'm talkin bout hiter

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

DontMockMySmock posted:

If you're thinking All You Zombies..., yeah, you're right. What about all the other stories where Heinlein fantasizes about incest? There's a lot of them.

Edit: drat all of you

Time Enough for Love is a decent sci fi book until the last ten pages when he suddenly has lots of sex with his mother.

:pwn:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

nael posted:

All You Zombies by Heinlein. That was the story i was referring to.

Ah, I thought you were talking about Lazarus Long, time travelling motherfucker.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Spinster posted:

Time Enough for Love is a decent sci fi book until the last ten pages when he suddenly has lots of sex with his mother.

:pwn:

No joking, Time Enough for Love is one of my favorite books (I might have bad taste). But I would never recommend it to someone unless they were already on board with Heinlein and willing to tolerate his hosed up sexual politics. Better to ease in with Stranger in a Strange Land or The Moon is a Harsh Mistress first, and those maybe only after Heinlein's sex-free early books.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



More like oldboundryless.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Anyone remember the name of that story where a girl has a sex change, goes back in time, has sex with him/herself and gets pregnant with a baby which is actually him/her? Very creative use of time travel.

There's a movie with this as the plot called Predestination

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

syscall girl posted:

There's a movie with this as the plot called Predestination

It's an adaptation of the Heinlein story. Pretty good one, too. Worth seeing.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Heinlein had some issues all right.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Boinks posted:

That wouldn't be gay either.

I'd say it moves you up the Kinsey scale but I dunno how far.

It's like that mountain climber game on Price Is Right where the man climbs farther the worse your guesses are. If you guess wrong too many times or too severely, he goes over the top and falls off.

"Now Gary, if you perform one of these sex acts it may move you up the scale. But you won't know how much until the climber stops or falls off."
"Got it, Bob! I uh... I choose Give My Past Self a Blowjob."
*climber starts moving*
*yodeling starts playing*
*Gary starts sweating*

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Say Nothing posted:

Time travel is a hell of a thing.




My guess it's the full version of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Rf4u-vSio

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I'm like, 99.99% sure it is that, and the version of that video I saw circulate fb gave the title. Yeah, it's an unusual host choice, but it sounded legit interesting.

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

Time travel is a hell of a thing.




This is one of those shows where the creators intentionally gave the name a funny double meaning so idiots on Facebook who think it was some how an accident will share it like 'Uhhh you sure about that title guys :smuggo'

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Choco1980 posted:

I'm like, 99.99% sure it is that, and the version of that video I saw circulate fb gave the title. Yeah, it's an unusual host choice, but it sounded legit interesting.

Ramsay worked in the food industry for decades. He knows more about coke than most street level dealers at this point.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ramsay worked in the food industry for decades. He knows more about coke than most street level dealers at this point.

true this, cocaine makes half the service industry go round.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

sneakyfrog posted:

true this, cocaine makes half the service industry go round.

The other half is weed.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

It is a new show he is in where he helps track down drug dealers in the UK & Columbia.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4619407/gordon-ramsay-on-cocaine-itv-tonight/

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
Can someone post the picture of a tweet that went something like ''did I get bullied in junior school? hmm, well let me see :
- my two dads were adolf hitler (long story)"

there was a bunch of things that the person listed and it was hilarious.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Odddzy posted:

Can someone post the picture of a tweet that went something like ''did I get bullied in junior school? hmm, well let me see :
- my two dads were adolf hitler (long story)"

there was a bunch of things that the person listed and it was hilarious.

That wasn’t a tweet.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3378458&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post386426737

If you have archives.

It won’t let me attach the screenshot image right now and gently caress it.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_otxaf9aM1S1ulmr2u.mp4#_=_

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

freeedr posted:

That wasn’t a tweet.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3378458&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post386426737

If you have archives.

It won’t let me attach the screenshot image right now and gently caress it.

For anyone who doesn't:

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
I just found this in my photos on Facebook. I love pretty much everything Tony Danza’s Ho draws. I think she got banned, though.


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