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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

The most worrying part about the Door poo poo is it's written in a the tone you'd use to upset children. As a plan to manipulate women into staying with you it's dumb as hell, but as a plan to frighten the relative you're abusing into silence it's pretty loving textbook.

Either way, those techniques are all about preying on the weak. Which might be why one could imagine the same technique being used on a kid

Also, yeah these techniques won’t work on smarter, more capable women. That’s not the point, if they’re the scumbag using these techniques or something like it, then they’re looking for marks not partners. Dumber and/or damaged women will be their speed

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

:lol:

Really makes you think.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

I really hope 'Emergency Room treatment' isn't code for 'Elliot Rodger treatment' because that was my first thought based on the acronym and I really don't want to be on the same wavelength as these guys.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice
My favorite part about the Door 'exercise' is the idea that someone who would want to do this is also someone who has the knowledge, skills, and inclination to give a woman pleasure.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Fathis Munk posted:

Both the door and *points to schlong* are part of the NLP school of manipulating women. Well, trying to.
The actual NLP is way more subtle and confusing to the point that people don't know how to categorize the behavior and go along. Years ago I witnessed somebody at work trying to pull that poo poo on coworkers and mid-sentence I straight up asked what NLP training did he go through. It's the one thing they have no idea what to do about - exposing the method. He went silent and I haven't seen him try it again (he probably did when I wasn't around though). I loving hate people consciously learning it to manipulate others.

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib
A new acronym appears! What the gently caress is "NLP"?

Also, the door thing just sounds like they're sexually attracted to doors. Like they wanna gently caress a doorway. Wanna get allllllll up in that door frame :heysexy:

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Theokotos posted:

A new acronym appears! What the gently caress is "NLP"?
NLP is basically bullshit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuro-linguistic_programming

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Theokotos posted:

A new acronym appears! What the gently caress is "NLP"?

Also, the door thing just sounds like they're sexually attracted to doors. Like they wanna gently caress a doorway. Wanna get allllllll up in that door frame :heysexy:

*points to knob*

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Throwaway, may or may not reply

Obscuring details for obvious reasons.

My boss was gone recently when I had a computer issue arose. Called our IT consultant to come down. IT consultant came down and decided it needed a relatively cheap fix. I told him to go for it since we are paying this guy to be there and it will cost more to have him leave and come back when I can run it by my boss

My female coworker comes over and starts in on me about how I'm supposed to run anything over a certain dollar amount past my boss. She goes on and on and on. There were witnesses to all of this. I basically tell her I am deferring to IT, and if I'm making a mistake then I will be held responsible.

Long story short, he never asks for my side of events, and blindsides me with a formal warning stating I was physically intimidating and shouting at this woman.

I get more and more details and figure out that based on testimony, she was lying. He doesn't want to hear any of it. Refuses to change the warning at all.

So I start the HR process while using my leave to avoid the office. Keep in mind physically intimidating someone is a crime.

So it's looking like I will ride out my leave while looking for another job or starting an entirely new career. But it beats jail.

The stress is unreal. I may lose everything, but at least I have this person and my white knight boss out of my life.

Financially this will cost me tens of thousands or maybe even $100,000+ in lost wages, opportunities.

Moral of the story: not sure there is one. ID crazy from the get go. Don't treat work as work, treat it as CYA constantly. Never be alone in the office w women (there were 4 women in the office w me that day including her). Be a beta at work. Adopt a totally different mental persona. Compartmentalize work. Never talk about yourself or your life or family.

Edit: some clarification from comments. This has gone through a few levels of HR and they (in my percetion) realize they hosed up and are now trying to do what they can to support the boss/written warning

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Theokotos posted:

A new acronym appears! What the gently caress is "NLP"?

Also, the door thing just sounds like they're sexually attracted to doors. Like they wanna gently caress a doorway. Wanna get allllllll up in that door frame :heysexy:

Look at you, you naughty little minx. Got your keyhole all ready and no cover to be found, just showing the world your tumbler mechanism. Awww yeah, I got an s rake thats gonna make your little pins dance.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Barudak posted:

Look at you, you naughty little minx. Got your keyhole all ready and no cover to be found, just showing the world your tumbler mechanism. Awww yeah, I got an s rake thats gonna make your little pins dance.

*inserts tension wrench*

Oh, sorry baby, you're a bottom-of-the-keyway type I see...

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

fruit on the bottom posted:

Throwaway, may or may not reply

Obscuring details for obvious reasons.

My boss was gone recently when I had a computer issue arose. Called our IT consultant to come down. IT consultant came down and decided it needed a relatively cheap fix. I told him to go for it since we are paying this guy to be there and it will cost more to have him leave and come back when I can run it by my boss

My female coworker comes over and starts in on me about how I'm supposed to run anything over a certain dollar amount past my boss. She goes on and on and on. There were witnesses to all of this. I basically tell her I am deferring to IT, and if I'm making a mistake then I will be held responsible.

Long story short, he never asks for my side of events, and blindsides me with a formal warning stating I was physically intimidating and shouting at this woman.

I get more and more details and figure out that based on testimony, she was lying. He doesn't want to hear any of it. Refuses to change the warning at all.

So I start the HR process while using my leave to avoid the office. Keep in mind physically intimidating someone is a crime.

So it's looking like I will ride out my leave while looking for another job or starting an entirely new career. But it beats jail.

The stress is unreal. I may lose everything, but at least I have this person and my white knight boss out of my life.

Financially this will cost me tens of thousands or maybe even $100,000+ in lost wages, opportunities.

Moral of the story: not sure there is one. ID crazy from the get go. Don't treat work as work, treat it as CYA constantly. Never be alone in the office w women (there were 4 women in the office w me that day including her). Be a beta at work. Adopt a totally different mental persona. Compartmentalize work. Never talk about yourself or your life or family.

Edit: some clarification from comments. This has gone through a few levels of HR and they (in my percetion) realize they hosed up and are now trying to do what they can to support the boss/written warning

I did all of his donts and I haven’t been thrown in jail yet! Does this mean... I’m a chad???

Anyway, looks like one of the looksmax posters figured out what future human penises will look like (due to all the WHORES!!!)

quote:

To everyone who is saying I'm having a daughter. My final thread.

For the night. fuken banderas

How are you so sure?

I wish that was the case.

Just fuking lol at bringing another useless male in this world and making him suffer.
WHat? so he can post here?

keep in mind that the final stage of the purplepill is that by the time my hypothetical son is 18, psl 8 males will be entitled to nobody, as lions begin to take their role as daddy, due to the female vajvaj evolving over time

Keep in mind that the lion penis looks like this (serious)

:nws: :nws:

Those barbed wires, over time, will be needed due to the evolving looseness of the female gender. Normal males will just keep slipping out.

This can be attributed to two things

- tinder
- new hormones in the air (@LMS_is_the_only_answer is well versed in this)


It's only a matter of time until my daughter is born

then I'll have another daughter

then I'll hop on high dose HGH and hope I'll be able to compete with the new generation of chads that's up and coming
yep I kid you not, the average 14 year old male these days is pushing 6'5" and has roided body despite never eating
hormones = everything

just lol at not bringing someone in this world who will actually experience happiness and validation


[hypergummy]
[redpill]
[tinderpill]
[reallifepill]
[hairlosspill]
[chadandincelwhatsthedifference2040pill]

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

My Linux Rig posted:

I did all of his donts and I haven’t been thrown in jail yet! Does this mean... I’m a chad???

Anyway, looks like one of the looksmax posters figured out what future human penises will look like (due to all the WHORES!!!)

...wait, is that fucker saying that chads literally have lion cawks?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

noether posted:

...wait, is that fucker saying that chads literally have lion cawks?

You don't?

:lol: what a beta

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


noether posted:

...wait, is that fucker saying that chads literally have lion cawks?

You know how incels get a lot of their understanding of sex from porn?

I think this one got them from the omegaverse.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
got a new office administrative personnel member at my work today, so I introduced myself and we chatted a bit. She's a nice lady with a couple daughters.

she was lamenting to me how hard it is to be raising teenage girls... I guess her children are going through their 'rebellious' phase. She told me that "I'd understand when I get married and have kids."

I laughed and said "yeah, can't wait!"

gently caress marriage.

I think it's funny how people assume I have any intention of getting married lmao.. yeah, i'll sign my life away so my wife can sit on my couch, eat all day, and let her body turn into what looks like a giant pile of chewed-up bubble gum.

SIGN ME UP

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

noether posted:

...wait, is that fucker saying that chads literally have lion cawks?

I think he’s saying that humans will evolve to have lion cawks

So I guess the ow T-shirt will make more sense in 2199 when all chads have dick spurs

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Nov 7, 2017

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



fruit on the bottom posted:

yeah, i'll sign my life away so my wife can sit on my couch, eat all day, and let her body turn into what looks like a giant pile of chewed-up bubble gum.
THAT'S MY JOB!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I thought the subreddit was satire. How how wrong I was.

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib

KillerJunglist posted:

*inserts tension wrench*

Oh, sorry baby, you're a bottom-of-the-keyway type I see...

Alas my darling, we can never be,
Your "door hole" does not fit my "key".

(Points to schlong)

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Theokotos posted:

Alas my darling, we can never be,
Your "door hole" does not fit my "key".

(Points to schlong)

Burma-shave.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Innuendo. Innuendo. You like thing don't you? Think of how good thing feels. THINK ABOUT IT.

*points to schlong*

Now you like thing. :smug:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




This community has been banned

This subreddit was banned due to a violation of our content policy, specifically, our sitewide rules regarding violent content.
Banned 21 minutes ago.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Palpek posted:

The actual NLP is way more subtle and confusing to the point that people don't know how to categorize the behavior and go along. Years ago I witnessed somebody at work trying to pull that poo poo on coworkers and mid-sentence I straight up asked what NLP training did he go through. It's the one thing they have no idea what to do about - exposing the method. He went silent and I haven't seen him try it again (he probably did when I wasn't around though). I loving hate people consciously learning it to manipulate others.

What was he trying to achieve?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


univbee posted:

This community has been banned

This subreddit was banned due to a violation of our content policy, specifically, our sitewide rules regarding violent content.
Banned 21 minutes ago.

:stare:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pick posted:

- How many cocks is the instructor shoving into her vagina 24/7 and how many times should she suck the newcomer's dick and also kick herself in the tits as punishment for her skanknitude?

As many as she can, none because cucks, and trick question the men are the ones that do the titty stomping

How'd I do?

quote:

My boss was gone recently when I had a computer issue arose. Called our IT consultant to come down. IT consultant came down and decided it needed a relatively cheap fix. I told him to go for it since we are paying this guy to be there and it will cost more to have him leave and come back when I can run it by my boss

Everything else aside good job sidestepping the corporate hierarchy idiot lmao. Shoulda just said "these decisions are beyond my pay grade" and waited wouldn't have been an issue in the first place.

I also don't buy his story at face value because... nah haha if you had witnesses and HR isn't doing anything then you obviously have had issues in the workplace with women before and now your whole little tale is suspect.

COMRADES fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Nov 8, 2017

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

univbee posted:

This community has been banned

This subreddit was banned due to a violation of our content policy, specifically, our sitewide rules regarding violent content.
Banned 21 minutes ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zT8AyfsFmA

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
R/inceltears did this to us. They killed the golden goose!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

fruit on the bottom posted:

R/inceltears did this to us. They killed the golden goose!

Don’t arrange the memorial service just yet. This is reddit; there’s probably already an r/incelz set up so they can return to misogyny as usual

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
what the gently caress lol

reddit actually banned the blackpills? this is a good day.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


univbee posted:

This community has been banned

This subreddit was banned due to a violation of our content policy, specifically, our sitewide rules regarding violent content.
Banned 21 minutes ago.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Finally

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Mission Chadcomplished

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
what horrible dark corner of the internet will they relocate to now?

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

What to do, now that the war is won?

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

The war is not yet won

These creatures thrive in a hugbox setting where they can be miserable together. They'll make a new subreddit or make an offsite

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

hackbunny posted:

what horrible dark corner of the internet will they relocate to now?

Voit? (whatever the nazis use is)

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Coolguye posted:

what the gently caress lol

reddit actually banned the blackpills? this is a good day.

There's always r/realincels

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Fartbox posted:

The war is not yet won

These creatures thrive in a hugbox setting where they can be miserable together. They'll make a new subreddit or make an offsite

Do you really think they could even be bothered making a website?

My guess is they'll go to something with Chan in the name and/or be absorbed into the altright (red white and blackpilled)

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

univbee posted:

This community has been banned

This subreddit was banned due to a violation of our content policy, specifically, our sitewide rules regarding violent content.
Banned 21 minutes ago.

Lol hmmm guess the companies who advertise on reddit is taking a more critical look at the subreddits

the backlash from this should be fun to read

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