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unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Durf posted:

love me some political failkid reactions

its funnier with gop kids because they've been conditioned to believe satan is gonna murder them in their sleep if a liberal wins

The gently caress is that poor girl dressed as ?

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:04

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:36

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

the daughter of a man named after the byproduct of anal sex

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:05

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

hahaha lmao we're finally gonna get that blue teaparty that smug rear end in a top hat bill maher talked about like... 5+ years ago?

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:05

Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

do u know jenny posted:

He reminds me of another libertarian: Penn Jilette. Made his house look like a complete loving shitshow just because he technically can. Every libertarian I ever met was a pedantic gently caress like that and loved to test people.

Your perfect house in a perfect neighborhood is a form of socialism, aka an HOA.

I lived in an area of SoCal where you kept your property clean, neat, and reasonable because you knew and respected your neighbors - we had no HOA. I left my door unlocked because I knew my neighbors might need to get in when I was gone. At the time I would be gone for a few weeks at a time and my neighbors would feed, water, and walk my dogs while reloading the D batteries in my gopher sticks and my electronic rat traps. gently caress rodents.

You can't legislate that poo poo and you can't be a dick about not legislating that.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:06

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

Breitbart always has the hottest takes:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/07/live-updates-virginia-gov-race-ralph-northam-ed-gillespie/

Breitbart posted:

Establishment Republican tactician Ed Gillespie faces off against Democrat Ralph Northam in tonight�s Virginia gubernatorial race. The contest between the two milquetoast and uninspiring establishment candidates represents nearly everything voters hate about politics.

Gillespie and his band of virtue-signalling Bush loyalists in the GOP love when political and media elites pat them on their heads for being �good Republicans� (translation: useful idiots). But when Gillespie was down double digits in the polls, he suddenly decided that the way to win was to focus on [ ], and forced Northam to turn off some anti-Trump resistance activists who were incensed that Northam said he would sign a bill to outlaw sanctuary cities.

[Some poo poo about black democrats] []

The candidate who wins will be the one who gets the most voters to go to the polls for them while holding their noses.

Some wisdom from the ~~russian bots~~ informed voters in the comments:

Breitbart posted:

: I voted for Gillespie and so did my husband and daughter! Woo Hoo! MAGA, Gillespie!

Whoops that appears to be from 8 hours ago before Gillespie suddenly turned into a RINO

Here are some more recent ones:

Breitbart posted:

: gillespie was and is a establishment scumbag,, no one was big on ,, he was just a blow hole for bush scum ,,,, christie losing is a blessing in disguise ,, it frees him up to be a special prosecutor or even better a replacement for a resigning/fired sessions ,, and thats how you turn a loss into a major win

: no it is a big loss ,, considering this loser gillespie is a hardcore establishment scumbag for bush,, he was down by over 10 and lost by 1 or 2 ,, if it was a MAGA candidate from day one,, its a win ,.,. its too tainted by establishment to mean much of anything

: Just think what he could accomplish without losers like Ryan, McConnell, McCain, Collins, Graham, Murkowski, Corker and Flake.

It looks like there may be voter fraud afoot! Note that in certain are heritages the terms "voter fraud" and "browns voting" are used interchangeably:

Breitbart posted:

: Looks like the felons allowed to vote from the last criminal liberal governor pushed northam over the finish line...

: They will be pulling every trick in their book to steal this election. I hope people are vigilant.

: And the blacks down on the dem plantation all did what they were told.

Soon the conversation turned to an insightful and reflective discussion on race:

Breitbart posted:

: And the Native Americans wrecked the natural wildlife that were living here first, including the American Buffalo. Cry me a river Geronimo.

: How is it racism when Mexican is a language group and Islam is a religion?

: As someone who lives in Fairfax, I agree! The Mexicans and Muslims have wrecked this county.

I wish there was a way to read the same article 8 hours ago.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:08

Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

When you lose all of your sponsors that sweet sweet laundered Gazprom money is irresistible.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:10

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Garcin posted:

Your perfect house in a perfect neighborhood is a form of socialism, aka an HOA.

I lived in an area of SoCal where you kept your property clean, neat, and reasonable because you knew and respected your neighbors - we had no HOA. I left my door unlocked because I knew my neighbors might need to get in when I was gone. At the time I would be gone for a few weeks at a time and my neighbors would feed, water, and walk my dogs while reloading the D batteries in my gopher sticks and my electronic rat traps. gently caress rodents.

You can't legislate that poo poo and you can't be a dick about not legislating that.

I think this fundamentally comes down to population density, which is kind of the problem of colonialism:

the stronger a city is, the more insignificant its individuals are, so the cities themselves become sites of exploitation so that individuals can either become guarded cosmopolitans or established rurals

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:15

eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

cowofwar posted:

Post more pics of sad teenagers in MAGA hats.

also LOLOLOLOLOL

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:17

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

what in the gently caress is a 14 year old kid doing at an electoral event

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:19

Plavski: Feb 1, 2006; I could be a revolutionary

Former DILF posted:

what in the gently caress is a 14 year old kid doing at an electoral event

avoiding kevin spacey

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:20

Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

Former DILF posted:

I think this fundamentally comes down to population density, which is kind of the problem of colonialism:

the stronger a city is, the more insignificant its individuals are, so the cities themselves become sites of exploitation so that individuals can either become guarded cosmopolitans or established rurals

i think population density is going to become bullshit with a sincere effort in robot-driven cars and a refocus on public transportation. the real estate bubble will explode soon.

we will eventually have to know the people next to us. baking cookies, watching their dog when they go out of town, borrowing a cup of sugar. that level of tech will happen soon. well probably not too soon.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:23

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Plavski posted:

avoiding kevin spacey

drat son

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:25

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

warez posted:

https://twitter.com/BlyTarbell/status/928126868817174533

cool

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:29

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Plavski posted:

avoiding kevin spacey

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:31

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

FuhrerHat posted:

cool

i wanna suck her dick

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:31

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

or whatever

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:32

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

NotWearingPants posted:

Quick Rand Paul break:

https://twitter.com/courierjournal/status/927987367360606208

loving idiot Rand Paul built a house in a community with a homeowner's association, probably just so he'd have more opportunity to be a dick about stuff.

But libertarians ought love HOAs since they are based on voluntarily entering into a contract. :confused:

Like, seriously, their ideal libertarian society would logically replace municipal governments with HOAs.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:32

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Former DILF posted:

i wanna suck her dick

its gonna be neat next year when she props bob's dumbassed bathroom bill and is like "i support the initiative by my constituents that i not be allowed to go to the bathroom"

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:34

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Hey Muller can you hold off on arresting Trump until after the 2018 elections? He seems to do wonders for voter motivation.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:36

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

If Kushner is indicted this week the lols will flow mightily

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:38

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Hey Muller can you hold off on arresting Trump until after the 2018 elections? He seems to do wonders for voter motivation.

like yea remember when they said it might take 7 years

at this rate i can wait that long for the piss tape :allears:

its about the journey, not the destination

# ? Nov 8, 2017 09:45

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Bust Rodd posted:

Hey so if I�m reading this correctly the Trump
Administration has been such a spectacular failure that Democrats just turned out in record numbers on top of lifelong republicans jumping ship to the blue side and now after controlling both House and Senate for the first time in over a decade and they completely wasted their majority and accomplished nothing other than tanking their careers and possibly committing perjury and treason

That�s a HMBOL

Durf posted:

love me some political failkid reactions

its funnier with gop kids because they've been conditioned to believe satan is gonna murder them in their sleep if a liberal wins

cnut posted:

"George Vomvolakis talks with his son Michael, 14, after the Virginia gubernatorial race was called for Democrat Ralph Northam in Richmond, Va. Democrats in Virginia coasted to their biggest win in decades. (Julia Rendleman/Reuters)"

What a whirlwind of lols.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:03

gaymartin: Jan 5, 2015; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 7 years!)

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

BOOM

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/928064739535671297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Well as they say the best man won. at least a woman didn't

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:04

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

gaymartin posted:

Well as they say the best man won. at least a woman didn't

boo, hiss

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:07

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

Jose fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Nov 8, 2017

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:07

FungiCap: Jul 23, 2007; Let's all just calm down and put on our thinking caps.

Jose posted:

lol

lol

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:24

Mr Havafap: Mar 27, 2005; The wurst kind of sausage

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Eh, you can be stupidly educated, like the guy with the av who likes to fancy up strikingly dumb posts with a thesaurus

Education is not about access to tools, it's about learning how to use them.

My point is you cannot be overly educated. Can your skill be too theoretical for the practical application you're expected to provide sure, as is the converse.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:26

cnut: May 3, 2016

Jose posted:

lol

FungiCap posted:

lol

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:30

Clyde Radcliffe: Oct 19, 2014

ReadingZucchini posted:

https://www.salon.com/2017/11/07/new-report-suggests-trump-may-have-lied-about-ties-to-mob-linked-russian-businessman/

Never heard of this Sater guy. I don't do crime. Trump Organization? Never heard of it, believe me. Trump Tower? I don't even know where that is. Never set foot in it, not once. We

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:33

cnut: May 3, 2016

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Never heard of this Sater guy. I don't do crime. Trump Organization? Never heard of it, believe me. Trump Tower? I don't even know where that is. Never set foot in it, not once. We

Holy gently caress lolol

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:37

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Never heard of this Sater guy. I don't do crime. Trump Organization? Never heard of it, believe me. Trump Tower? I don't even know where that is. Never set foot in it, not once. We

jesus christ lol

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:47

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Never heard of this Sater guy. I don't do crime. Trump Organization? Never heard of it, believe me. Trump Tower? I don't even know where that is. Never set foot in it, not once. We

laffo

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:50