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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AlmightyBob posted:

One of them recorded himself catfishing women on tinder then yelling at them about chads on their date

What kind of serial killer poo poo is this? :wtc:

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
looks like you missed the r/incel thread (and we'll never have another one now, thank god)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


https://twitter.com/BlyTarbell/status/928126868817174533

Actually, that's a roasting.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

What kind of serial killer poo poo is this? :wtc:

Not really as bad as the one where the guy admitted to making a woman fear for her life on purpose by following her and staring at her, and getting off on the fear. Like actually masturbating to the idea of her terror.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Not really as bad as the one where the guy admitted to making a woman fear for her life on purpose by following her and staring at her, and getting off on the fear. Like actually masturbating to the idea of her terror.

:staredog:

Sounds like something Ridgeway would say.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
What's blowing my mind is that our parents were absolutely right. They were being paranoid alarmists sure but they were not wrong...

Too much time in front of the computer box and not enough time being outside and socializing absolutely rots the brain/fucks up your sense of perspective

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Ash Crimson posted:

So /Incel just got banned on reddit! :thumbsup:

OUCH!

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

That's the best case of damning with faint praise I've ever seen. The schadenfreude from imagining him just fuming that she didn't insult him is delicious.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Being so pissed off at women that you go online and talk them into going on a date with you, just so you can show up and yell at them about how you can never get a date is really another level that I don't think any of the incels of the past have reached yet. This guy is a pioneer.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Ash Crimson posted:

So /Incel just got banned on reddit! :thumbsup:

Sounds like they all got hosed after all :unsmith:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Trig Discipline posted:

Sounds like they all got hosed after all :unsmith:

the only way they can get used to being hosed.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
So, where do they contain the incels now?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Basebf555 posted:

Being so pissed off at women that you go online and talk them into going on a date with you, just so you can show up and yell at them about how you can never get a date is really another level that I don't think any of the incels of the past have reached yet. This guy is a pioneer.

CHAD! :argh:

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

nerdz posted:

looks like you missed the r/incel thread (and we'll never have another one now, thank god)

You say that like they won't be back with another, just as toxic and awful, subreddit.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Iron Crowned posted:

So, where do they contain the incels now?

We're actually exiling them all. To Chad.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Geocities Homepage King posted:

You say that like they won't be back with another, just as toxic and awful, subreddit.

They've been torching them as they pop up, so far anyway.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Goon Danton posted:

We're actually exiling them all. To Chad.

:vince:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you are all inside chad now.

weep.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Make all incels only able to use paper punch cards for voting.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

sneakyfrog posted:

you are all inside chad now.

weep.

With joy, for he is so strong and manly and his bum is so tight!

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Being so pissed off at women that you go online and talk them into going on a date with you, just so you can show up and yell at them about how you can never get a date is really another level that I don't think any of the incels of the past have reached yet. This guy is a pioneer.

I hope they were using their chadmorphs on their profile pics to catfish:



Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Neither one of those guys should be having that hard a time finding a date, they need some minor tweaks at most. But hey, sure, spend your entire life thinking about how unfair it is that you can't date a new supermodel every month.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Neither one of those guys should be having that hard a time finding a date, they need some minor tweaks at most. But hey, sure, spend your entire life thinking about how unfair it is that you can't date a new supermodel every month.

They don't care about supermodels. They want under aged virgin women. Not lying here

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Yeah that sounds pretty accurate

Its also what many otherwise well-adjusted humans lust after, unrealistic fantasies and poor impulse control are one hell of a drug

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/928357263424806912

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

nerdz posted:

I hope they were using their chadmorphs on their profile pics to catfish:





The first guy looks like he would be a perfectly pleasant man to date if he wasn't a completely lunatic.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

china bot posted:

dude was in Wolf of Wall Street, what does he have to complain about
Late, but: he wanted there to be wolves in it.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

nerdz posted:

They don't care about supermodels. They want under aged virgin women. Not lying here

Eh, that's just a bullshit smokescreen(the dumbest, grossest one imaginable but still). Deep down these are guys who refuse to accept, like the rest of us do, the reality that some people are more physically attractive than you and that maybe you will not be considered dateable by some of them(but you won't know until you try!). Boo loving hoo, most guys understand that by the time they graduate high school but you just make the best of what you have and eventually realize that there are all kinds of attractive qualities in a romantic partner beyond just finding one that looks like that pornstar you like.

To avoid that reality, and to avoid having to put any work into themselves whatsoever, they will convince each other that really they just want a pure, untouched virgin, and oh how sad that society says I can't have them! As creepy as it is, that's the version of the story that works most inside the echo chamber that these people spend 99% of their existence in.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

trickybiscuits posted:

Late, but: he wanted there to be wolves in it.

Now I want to watch "The Werewolf of Wall Street"

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Iron Crowned posted:

Now I want to watch "The Werewolf of Wall Street"

You joke, but if I remember correctly that was pretty much "Wolf" with Jack Nicholson.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Imagine being so hosed up in the head that you believe "skullcel" is a thing.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Ash Crimson posted:

So /Incel just got banned on reddit! :thumbsup:

Aw man, now how are they going to gently caress?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Basebf555 posted:

Eh, that's just a bullshit smokescreen(the dumbest, grossest one imaginable but still). Deep down these are guys who refuse to accept, like the rest of us do, the reality that some people are more physically attractive than you and that maybe you will not be considered dateable by some of them(but you won't know until you try!). Boo loving hoo, most guys understand that by the time they graduate high school but you just make the best of what you have and eventually realize that there are all kinds of attractive qualities in a romantic partner beyond just finding one that looks like that pornstar you like.

To avoid that reality, and to avoid having to put any work into themselves whatsoever, they will convince each other that really they just want a pure, untouched virgin, and oh how sad that society says I can't have them! As creepy as it is, that's the version of the story that works most inside the echo chamber that these people spend 99% of their existence in.

Did these guys not get used to rejection during puberty, like normal men? Like, I'm fairly unattractive, but jesus gently caress, I've still managed to have relationships with women. loving hell

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
I think that's exactly it. Rejection and licking your wounds is part of growing up in all aspects, not just romantically.

I sure spent me some years just trying to hit on random girls and learning how to not be a weirdo, it takes effort and lotsa footwork

As well as a pretty drat high failure rate, making success that much more triumphant

E: to put it simply, attracting a desirable mate is one of the toughest challenges every living thing ever faces (for good reason) so by being a little bitch, you are effectively putting yourself out of the running and then it becomes a vicious cycle of bitterness and self-loathing

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nael
Sep 10, 2009
Another big thing they do to avoid any actual effort toward self improvement is convince themselves they are just completely unfuckably ugly because of the genetic lottery, and just kind of ignore the fact that hygiene, grooming, and knowing how to dress yourself all go a long way.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

Did these guys not get used to rejection during puberty, like normal men? Like, I'm fairly unattractive, but jesus gently caress, I've still managed to have relationships with women. loving hell

That, or they got rejected once and never gave themselves the chance to find out that life goes on.

And believe me, I'm far from a resounding success with women, I go long periods of time without any dating prospects, but I recognize those times as a result of my own flaws. Not putting enough effort into how I present myself, not putting myself out there, general anti-social feelings and all that crap, but there's never a point where I say "it's not me, the women are the problem". That's just a whole other category of damaged that I'm very glad I didn't end up with, probably has something to do with my age. I'm a bit too old to have lived on the internet during high school, I had to actually get out there and see people in person to find friends to interact with.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Randaconda posted:

Did these guys not get used to rejection during puberty, like normal men? Like, I'm fairly unattractive, but jesus gently caress, I've still managed to have relationships with women. loving hell
Part of the reason these guys are so despised is that a lot of us know we could've turned out like them, if we shunned every opportunity for personal growth out of fear of getting our feelings hurt.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Halloween Jack posted:

Part of the reason these guys are so despised is that a lot of us know we could've turned out like them, if we shunned every opportunity for personal growth out of fear of getting our feelings hurt.

i never really felt that way, i just assumed i was doing something wrong.

*narrator* "indeed he was."

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


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KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

Halloween Jack posted:

Part of the reason these guys are so despised is that a lot of us know we could've turned out like them, if we shunned every opportunity for personal growth out of fear of getting our feelings hurt.

Yes!! One day when I was 15 and frustrated at not being popular I decided to stop being a little bitch and now my life is really great, and has been since I turned 17 or so when I finally accepted that adversity is to be welcomed with open arms

I wonder if a lack of a proper mentor is also an issue here? They're mentoring each other and reinforcing their hugbox bullshit but I bet the advice of an older, more experienced male in the real world could do wonders for many of these folks

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