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gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Synthbuttrange posted:

:siren:One of Rupert Murdoch's key business allies, who was arrested in last week's corruption crackdown in Saudi Arabia, has quietly sold off his $1.5 billion stake in 21st Century Fox.:siren:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-08/key-murdoch-ally-saudi-prince-sells-shares-in-21st-century-fox/9129470

http://www.theage.com.au/business/rupert-murdoch-retreats-as-his-media-empire-comes-under-threat-20171108-gzhc6m.html

Sounds like Rupes might be trying to flog most of the entertainment parts of the company so he's left with a much smaller and easier to control media business, which presumably would keep fish wraps like the Australian afloat.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.facebook.com/PatriotBlueStan/videos/1992861377651638/

I give it one hour before they pull this.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
oh my

quote:

Cabinet overrules Malcolm Turnbull’s solution to citizenship fiasco


PRIME Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s cabinet overruled his plans for in-depth citizenship scrutiny of politicians’ ancestors­’ birthplaces, dating back generations, concerned about the high level of intrusion and the danger of a government holding such a detailed­ record.

Mr Turnbull on Monday presented to cabinet a plan he had personally­ developed to collate information on the birthplace of each parent and grandparent of senators and MPs to ensure they were eligible­ to sit in Parliament.

But The Daily Telegraph has learned his cabinet swiftly rounded on him, pointing out how intrusive his proposal was, how it posed a major privacy issue and how dangerous it would be for a government to hold such a detailed record of family history — and potentially for the public to access it.

Cabinet colleagues pointed out that it could lead to identity fraud issues and jeopardise their safety.

An argument swiftly ensued, and Mr Turnbull was overruled by his senior team.

The Daily Telegraph understands senior cabinet ministers, including Peter Dutton were strongly opposed to Mr Turnbull’s proposal and spoke against him.

Treasurer Scott Morrison was also outspoken along with Energy Minister Josh Frydenberg, who did not oppose the plan but has been shaken by the attack on his citizenship that has awakened memories of a traumatic time in his family­ history.

One cabinet minister pointed out that it was not fair to a politician’s family, given their parents and grandparents did not choose for them to go in to parliament.

“He wanted the birthplace of parents and grandparents to be disclosed by every MP — cabinet went nuts,” a well-placed source said.

“It was far closer to an audit in everything but name.”


http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...4eee2ae586b3042

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Just do the god drat audit, call it a garriage if you have to.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Why not refer all of the fuckers to the high court and let them sort it all out? Or is that an audit?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Bbecause its not the high courts job to review all these fuckers. It made its ruling as to what the law says not send us more.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

oh my

quote:

PRIME Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s cabinet overruled his plans for in-depth citizenship scrutiny of politicians’ ancestors­’ birthplaces, dating back generations, concerned about the high level of intrusion and the danger of a government holding such a detailed­ record.

AHAHAHA

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


Amazing, national databases can be at risk but we daren't keep tabs on the families of politicians.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

For making too much of a fuss, your details have now been leaked to the media.

SadisTech
Jun 26, 2013

Clem.

more details:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/nov/09/you-terrorist-sam-dastyari-abused-by-right-wing-group-in-melbourne-bar

loving sickening that they're emboldened enough by the current political climate to do this to a pollie who's got such a big media profile. Straya.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

SadisTech posted:

more details:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/nov/09/you-terrorist-sam-dastyari-abused-by-right-wing-group-in-melbourne-bar

loving sickening that they're emboldened enough by the current political climate to do this to a pollie who's got such a big media profile. Straya.

Arguably they were doing it for that very reason, i.e. the media/attention/notoriety it would bring them.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Zenithe posted:

For making too much of a fuss, your details have now been leaked to the media.

For this to happen I'd need to ask a good question on Q&A.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Birdstrike posted:

For this to happen I'd need to ask a good question on Q&A.

"Hey mate, any new leaks after Q&A this week."


".....Not a one"

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

SadisTech posted:

more details:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/nov/09/you-terrorist-sam-dastyari-abused-by-right-wing-group-in-melbourne-bar

loving sickening that they're emboldened enough by the current political climate to do this to a pollie who's got such a big media profile. Straya.

The highlight:

https://twitter.com/samdastyari/status/928213636006293504

Unusually quick wit from an MP

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-09/wantirna-caravan-park-out-of-house-and-home/9115736

This is a horrible situation. People getting evicted from a caravan park (and sadly, legally) in Wantirna as the site has been sold off to developers. Over a hundred residents have been kicked out, and had to pay for removal of their mobile homes and caravans, or pay the cost of getting them destroyed. So far 5 former residents have committed suicide and neither the state nor federal governments give a poo poo about the residents. The developer has done nothing to assist the residents with moving costs, not even visiting the site. Today is the last day for the residents there, and a lot of them are still there.

This is Australia, giving zero fucks about people who can't afford housing or on public housing waiting lists, but used as scape goats in the media because they are either unemployed or unable to work :smith:

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
There needs to be legislation for this ASAP. Australia is going to become more and more like here in the USA where caravan parks (trailer parks) are 100% permanent housing for poor people, not holiday homes. The ones in my urban metropolis don't even have caravans, they're free standing cookie cutter homes that can be lifted/moved and are therefor technically mobile.

Bald Stalin fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Nov 8, 2017

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Still up.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

This owns lol

You Am I posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-09/wantirna-caravan-park-out-of-house-and-home/9115736

This is a horrible situation. People getting evicted from a caravan park (and sadly, legally) in Wantirna as the site has been sold off to developers. Over a hundred residents have been kicked out, and had to pay for removal of their mobile homes and caravans, or pay the cost of getting them destroyed. So far 5 former residents have committed suicide and neither the state nor federal governments give a poo poo about the residents. The developer has done nothing to assist the residents with moving costs, not even visiting the site. Today is the last day for the residents there, and a lot of them are still there.

This is Australia, giving zero fucks about people who can't afford housing or on public housing waiting lists, but used as scape goats in the media because they are either unemployed or unable to work :smith:

Holy poo poo this does not own

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

You Am I posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-09/wantirna-caravan-park-out-of-house-and-home/9115736

This is a horrible situation. People getting evicted from a caravan park (and sadly, legally) in Wantirna as the site has been sold off to developers. Over a hundred residents have been kicked out, and had to pay for removal of their mobile homes and caravans, or pay the cost of getting them destroyed. So far 5 former residents have committed suicide and neither the state nor federal governments give a poo poo about the residents. The developer has done nothing to assist the residents with moving costs, not even visiting the site. Today is the last day for the residents there, and a lot of them are still there.

This is Australia, giving zero fucks about people who can't afford housing or on public housing waiting lists, but used as scape goats in the media because they are either unemployed or unable to work :smith:

When I worked in a hospital in a smallish town we saw shitloads of people who lived permanently in caravan parks. Was a bit of an eye-opener tbh. Seemed like a lot of them were people with serious mental health issues too so not surprising to hear about suicides sadly.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/928408980015083520

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

I wonder if that was another Ashby purchase, maybe he got one on the cheap and pocketed a "finders fee".

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

A real Aussie battler, that Pauline. Taking time off from her jaunts to London to tour Australia in her bus and plane. Real salt of the earth.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Zenithe posted:

I liked in this weeks media watch episode where Barry pointed out that if they don't do a proper audit, the media will dig and dig and dig and just do it that way.

They are making this so much worse and so much longer than it needs to be.
My hypothesis is that they know they will lose control of the lower house and are trying to figure out when to call a general election. Or they have a sense of entitlement and are total morons. Both seem pretty plausible.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Wine glass plonker MP runs as independent

Disgraced former Queensland MP Peter Dowling will contest the seat of Redlands as an independent at the state election.

The former LNP member was sensationally dumped as candidate before the 2015 election following revelations he'd had an affair and his mistress had photos of him plonking his penis into a wine glass published.

Mr Dowling, who infamously became known as 'plonker', said he was ready to step back into the political spotlight and believed he could overcome his past.

"I still have a heart for it, I still have a passion and an ability, and I'm ready," he told ABC Radio on Thursday.

"If I come up short then so be it. I will have tried."

Mr Dowling said the pictures published back in 2014 could only be described as "revenge porn".

"One of the greatest forms of revenge I suppose is success and I'm prepared to step up," he said.

Mr Dowling, who is no longer married but still lives in Redlands, said he wouldn't have put up his hand to run if incumbent LNP MP Matt McEachan had delivered for the community.

"In the last three years, I've just felt that the community has almost regressed," he said.

"Being independent, I can be outspoken whoever wins government."

Mr Dowling said he had been surprised by the positive response from the electorate on his decision to run on November 25.

"The community will decide and at the end of the day if they say 'no thanks Peter' that'll be fine. I'll move on with the next chapter of my life," he said.

"But if they say 'look Pete you did a great job, we can overlook all the other nonsense and we'll give you another chance', that would be fabulous."



http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/wine-glass-plonker-mp-runs-as-independent/news-story/4f506e0449cd4f65fdb4fa00b268f299

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
i hope it kicks her

hawaiian_robot
Dec 5, 2006

And I'm happy just to sit here,
At a table with old friends.
And see which one of us can tell the biggest lies

Cartoon posted:

Still up.

It's gone now - aside from Erickson being a moron, what was the video about?

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

hawaiian_robot posted:

It's gone now - aside from Erickson being a moron, what was the video about?

basically a bunch of nazis go in an ethnically harass an MP

the whole thing extremely cringe and horrible, and feels like this is victoria.txt because FOR SOME WEIRD REASONS the out and about ultranationalists seems to congregate in victoria.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Recoome posted:

basically a bunch of nazis go in an ethnically harass an MP

the whole thing extremely cringe and horrible, and feels like this is victoria.txt because FOR SOME WEIRD REASONS the out and about ultranationalists seems to congregate in victoria.

worst state

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

You Am I posted:

This is Australia, giving zero fucks about people who can't afford housing or on public housing waiting lists, but used as scape goats in the media because they are either unemployed or unable to work :smith:

Was in exactly this position earlier this year, same timeline. I was one of the lucky ones: I didn't have 200k sunk into an immobile home, and very fortunately there were a lot of places in public housing locally available, so many residents found a new place like me. We were also lucky that the local MP's got involved early and several organisations and the council got together and looked after people, but I'm sure not everyone could have been. The situation is completely immoral, and it's angered the community.

Here's a transcript about the situation as early as November 2016.

ewe2 fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Nov 9, 2017

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
http://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/sinodisp/au/cases/act/ACTSC/2015/359.html

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-09/political-correctness-australia-hear-me-out/9043730

racist and former racist arguing over whether political correctness has gone too far

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Lid posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-09/political-correctness-australia-hear-me-out/9043730

racist and former racist arguing over whether political correctness has gone too far

If they were really former soldiers one of them woulda punched the other one in the back of the head when he wasn’t looking.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Dude McAwesome posted:

If they were really former soldiers one of them woulda cut the hands off of a corpse.

StudlyCaps
Oct 4, 2012

Dude McAwesome posted:

If they were really former soldiers one of them woulda planted a gun on the corpse of a child.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Cops, surely

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Dude McAwesome posted:

If they were really former soldiers one of them woulda thrown a hand grenade into a room full of civvies

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
DOG NEWS DOG NEWS DOG NEWS
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-09/stolen-puppy-sasha-returned-to-familys-backyard/9133418

quote:

A Melbourne family is rejoicing after discovering the thief who stole their beloved eight-week-old labrador returned the dog to their backyard overnight.
Eight-week-old Sasha was taken during a burglary in Croydon Hills on Monday, while Elena Sardi and her daughter Maia, 4, were out of the house.
A laptop, iPad and jewellery were also stolen.

StudlyCaps
Oct 4, 2012
"An Australian special forces veteran recently told the ABC the use of so-called "drop weapons", usually pistols carried to plant on Afghans who had been shot dead, was at the very least discussed by Australian special forces soldiers in Afghanistan. Other sources have confirmed this."

Soldiers and cops are both scum, almost as a rule.
Anyone who would willingly do either job in modern Australia should be treated with suspicion.

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Recoome posted:

basically a bunch of nazis go in an ethnically harass an MP

the whole thing extremely cringe and horrible, and feels like this is victoria.txt because FOR SOME WEIRD REASONS the out and about ultranationalists seems to congregate in victoria.

It's because it's a reaction to the rest of us being the best state. Ultranationalists don't need to organise in other states as aggressively, because there's less push back to their lovely ideas. :colbert:

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