Spanish Manlove posted:

I like them for lunch but think it's kinda weird when people dunk their sandwich in their soup.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Is this the same goon who had a stripper start stalking him and do poo poo like toss dead raccoons in the cab of his truck and sent him a picture of a greedo action figure peeking out of her b hole?

fruit on the bottom posted:

I believe that was Harakiri Potter.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Is this the same goon who had a stripper start stalking him and do poo poo like toss dead raccoons in the cab of his truck and sent him a picture of a greedo action figure peeking out of her b hole?

Abugadu posted:

A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
Butthole Greedo

Former DILF posted:

what in the gently caress is a 14 year old kid doing at an electoral event

Plavski posted:

avoiding kevin spacey

sebmojo posted:

Rough Lobster posted:

I hope they just kill Kevin Spacey off screen in a hilariously insulting way and bring his cooler cousin Big Steve to fill in as Prez.

Keru posted:

I'd be down to watch Blart Underwood, GOP COP

Keru posted:

I'd be down to watch Blart Underwood, GOP COP

funmanguy posted:

I like to think Kevin Spacey is just a really really committed method actor who wants to be prepared for any offer. You never know when we'll see American Beauty 2, and he will be ready.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

So committed he started preparing since he was at least in his early 20's?

cock hero flux posted:

hollywood is controlled by clairvoyant pedophiles who molest children because it lets them see the future

Das Boo posted:

Huh, you'd think they'd stop molesting kids once their future vision reached election night.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Well aren't you the Cotton loving Mather of dicksucking

cock hero flux posted:

hollywood is controlled by clairvoyant pedophiles who molest children because it lets them see the future

Das Boo posted:

Huh, you'd think they'd stop molesting kids once their future vision reached election night.

Pirate Radar posted:

Also, you’d think they would have warned people about 9/11.

Alaois posted:

i can show you many, many youtube videos that will have you believe that they tried very hard to warn us without outright stating it, in fact

Jeza posted:

Minor Report

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Is this the same goon who had a stripper start stalking him and do poo poo like toss dead raccoons in the cab of his truck and sent him a picture of a greedo action figure peeking out of her b hole?

HaB posted:

Does someone have a link to this story? Would love to re-read it.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Lets talk about flooded dildos

So we all know that Houston did a very successful impersonation of "Summer Cummings Enema drowns Atlantis" in preparation for Halloween this year.
And being the Oil-rich town that it is, we are seeing an _ocean_ of interesting dildos float up on extremedildos.com

Now, I don't know much about flood-damaged dildos. Other than the standard "its bad" and "stay away". But those are rules for other people with tight asses.
I wan't to talk about what might actually be opportunities and what the steps would be to salvage some of these fabulous toys. Having no knowledge in this area, I am interested in hearing other people's experiences.

Some facts we know:
1) Almost all of these were damaged by enema water, not enema acid, so we have that going for us
2) Very few of these dildos were driven hard up the rear end because most people that have dildos are not brave enough to drive them balls deep. So, we should expect most of the silicon to be undamaged.

This big one looks pretty good. Unfortunately, we don't see the mark where the inserted into rear end line was.

NWS NWS https://i.imgur.com/mmEpUmF.jpg NWS NWS


But, since they clearly sprayed the balls with enema flood, it means they _needed_ to spray the rest , which means it isn't ideal. Maybe all it needs are the veins below the insert line replaced?


However, at least we know the lubricant still works, so this could be interesting.


Yikes, this dildo was fully inserted. Ignoring all the cosmetic and interior leaking, it means it will need all the silicone replaced, all the packaging etc
Seems like this is destined to be a parts dildo? Anyone think otherwise?

NWS NWS https://imgur.com/PipckBl NWS NWS


Okay, so what about ones that might actually be worth considering buying?
Now we are talking. These older dildos don't really have much in the way of electronics anyway, so fluids and interior work is all that it is generally exposed to -

NWS NWS https://i.imgur.com/1B9X3T5.jpg NWS NWS

Not a bad insert line. Barely covered the tip.


Sure the interior might need a lot of work, but nothing acid dip couldn't solve.




Hmmmm are those balls on there? What is this dildo hiding under that new jorts?

NWS NWS https://i.imgur.com/rpTG4Xk.jpg NWS NWS


Now I am not naive. I know that some of these dildos are going to sell for huge money just for the silicone
I would just like to hear experiences with fixing flood enema dildos and what people think the opportunities might be here. I reckon ESPECIALLY if you get the modern ones with petroleum sheathing they will be okay and I bet old school dildos with less computers will fare better

cock hero flux posted:

hollywood is controlled by clairvoyant pedophiles who molest children because it lets them see the future

Normal Adult Human posted:

they see themselves loving a child in the future and sort of shrug. nothing they can do.

Baron von Eevl posted:

... but Martin Sheen got throat cancer from his wife, not Charlie's AIDS

Baron von Eevl posted:

... but Martin Sheen got throat cancer from his wife, not Charlie's AIDS

Pick posted:

It's "angels" btw.

Besesoth posted:

Sorry, Angel's AIDS.

Besesoth posted:

Sorry, Angel's AIDS.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ugh. Heaven has been going to pieces ever since millennials started dying.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Ooh does anyone get their "Roosevelts" punched?

Roosevelt posted:

I hope not

Pick posted:

Oshii's most underappreciated film.

Besesoth posted:

Sorry, Angel's AIDS.

Spinster posted:

That was Michael Douglas