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Carrion Luggage posted:well look at those words Uh Hamiltonian cannibal mermaid sex is pretty funny dude
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I thought it was a Neanderthal thing Hm you could be right I remember something about flesh removal but don't know if they ate them. In hamilton news, he wants to help puerto rico recover quote:“Bringing [Hamilton] to Puerto Rico is a dream that I’ve had since we first opened at The Public Theater in 2015,” said Miranda in a statement. “When I last visited the island, a few weeks before Hurricane Maria, I had made a commitment to not only bring the show to Puerto Rico, but also return again to the title role. In the aftermath of Maria we decided to expedite the announcement of the project to send a bold message that Puerto Rico will recover and be back in business, stronger than ever.”
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Blue Train posted:transgender woman Lin Manuel Mandela handily left the problematic issue of slavery out which led to a perfect ideal that idiots could latch onto also terrible rap packaged for suburbanites who think it's all bling and bitches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxghdylIwuM Durf fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 9, 2017 |
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I don't understand how Hamilton became this giant cultural force
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Tolkien minority posted:I don't understand how Hamilton became this giant cultural force It's not giant, it's tiny but concentrated squarely on the elite ruling class and their media hangers-on. It's not the size that matters...
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 00:43 |
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Ancient Greeks were olive skinned but as to whether they were "white" here's Ben Franklin's opinion on the matter:quote:All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People? ("White" is whoever is ~in~ at the time as evidenced by Ben Frankling declaring Swedes 'swarthy' like a loving moron.)
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quote:and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People? Jeez Ben problematic
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 00:50 |
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We should be applauding the fake account maker for scanning a bunch of people so perfectly
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 00:59 |
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Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage"
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AWarmBody posted:Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage" https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-tumblr-user-mailed-another-tumblr-user-her-severed-toe-to
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AWarmBody posted:Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage" I think the thing about the grave digger is a reference to some """""wiccan""""" who stole bones from cemetaries for uh magic rituals? people messaged her with "give back the bones, thot" minor tumblr drama basically tumblr is great, it's a front row seat to the most degenerate spectacle on earth, and occasionally you also find funny vids and cool fanart
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AWarmBody posted:Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage" Grave robber
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COMRADES posted:Ancient Greeks were olive skinned but as to whether they were "white" here's Ben Franklin's opinion on the matter: man, and I thought I overused commas. gently caress you Ben. read a book
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Creamed Cormp posted:I think the thing about the grave digger is a reference to some """""wiccan""""" who stole bones from cemetaries for uh magic rituals? Lots of amateur porn also
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Vargs posted:man, and I thought I overused commas. gently caress you Ben. read a book he's actually missing a few
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 01:19 |
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last year when trump won, some idiot from NPR tweeted they were listening to the hamilton soundtrack and crying. i wish listening to the hamilton soundtrack could give you HIV.
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Monos Bullet posted:last year when trump won, some idiot from NPR tweeted they were listening to the hamilton soundtrack and crying. i wish listening to the hamilton soundtrack could give you HIV. I don't know if you've seen this yet but the new progressive position is that HIV isn't so bad anymore and you are a bad person if you think it is
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Earwicker posted:gbs has always been into internet drama, just replace "tumblr" with "livejournal" this could be a thread from like 2005 This has the fandom element, they made like $10k+ in addition to material gifts, around 2004 https://fanlore.org/wiki/LaptopGate#LaptopGate People with fake illnesses scamming on the internet have always been with us, 1999–2001 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaycee_Nicole Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 9, 2017 |
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poo poo, I have Hamilton tickets for next month. Am I going to get aids or what now?
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 01:38 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:poo poo, I have Hamilton tickets for next month. Am I going to get aids or what now? You already had it hence the Hamilton tickets. We see through your veil.
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 01:39 |
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I read about 1/5th of this and it makes me happy net neutrality is about to be repealed and destroy the Internet. I just hope the SA forums are somehow still accessible.
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COMRADES posted:You already had it hence the Hamilton tickets.
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the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ so you have to suck about 128 HIV-positive cocks to raise the risk of oral infection as high as 5% (or about 366 cocks whose HIV status is unknown), and anybody who's rolled a nat 20 knows how low even that is basically I find this idea of alexander hamilton in high school in 1988 getting HIV from a single incident of oral rape to be highly dubious, and
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Cubone posted:the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ You underestimate his drive. It's what landed him the presidency
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quote:gentrifying cannibalism 5, goldmine
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Cubone posted:the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ or maybe this thread is in hell, it would explain a lot
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Cubone posted:the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ Frankly if you don't have open sores in your mouth scientists don't believe it is possible to get HIV from oral and even then they are still skeptical. Obviously legitimate scientists won't say it is impossible but everything known about HIV transmission says it is so ridiculously unlikely that the odds that the person is lying don't even come close. I have a friend that claims he got HIV from oral, no one believes him. In the words of Willam: quote:The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Nov 9, 2017 |
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I’m dyin scoob
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 03:48 |
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You mean I've been sucking all these dicks for nothing!?!?!?!!
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Noblesse Obliged posted:You mean I've been sucking all these dicks for nothing!?!?!?!! sometimes a job is its own reward
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 04:22 |
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This isn't even the 5th craziest thing on tumblr.
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Blue Train posted:sometimes a job is its own reward Well aren't you the Cotton loving Mather of dicksucking
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 04:25 |
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IMO, an Alexander Hamilton mermaid eating people makes a lot of sense. I mean, why else would mermaids try to lure in sailors? They can't really mate with humans, they're too different. They just look like people from the waist up. Only reasons for that kind of mimicry in nature is either camouflage or bait. That's how SCIENCE works.
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 04:29 |
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think of all the phrases that were never uttered before the internet. "gentrifying cannibalism" is a beautiful discovery.
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Tolkien minority posted:I don't understand how Hamilton became this giant cultural force dumb people with too much money and too many sycophants parroting their dumb opinions
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ElectricSheep posted:Lin! loving lol. Things like this are why I wish Jigsaw was real. He could kidnap these people, place them in deathtraps, and give them a choice: delete their crimes against Humanity---I mean, crappy fanfiction, or die a horrible death like getting eaten by straight white males pretending to be cannibal mermaids.
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 04:44 |
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Humanity is the real crime
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It certainly is the root of all my problems.
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 04:46 |
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I feel like that was a waste of several days of investigation tbh. This scammer isn't trying to scam sick people by offering them a fake cure, they are an equivalent to a guy holding a sign "ninjas stole my family and burned my house, give money so I can learn kungfu and win them back". If you give money to some random weirdo on the internet, not as an exchange for goods or services, you don't really deserve to have any.
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I'm the person who trusted an artist named "cummy-eyelids" to make jewelry from my severed digit.
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