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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Carrion Luggage posted:

well look at those words

gbs is now a reddit subreddit called internetdrama


it isnt even interesting drama is boring and gay lesbian

Uh Hamiltonian cannibal mermaid sex is pretty funny dude

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I thought it was a Neanderthal thing

And as we know, whites are the group with the most Neanderthal ancestry

Hm you could be right I remember something about flesh removal but don't know if they ate them. In hamilton news, he wants to help puerto rico recover

quote:

“Bringing [Hamilton] to Puerto Rico is a dream that I’ve had since we first opened at The Public Theater in 2015,” said Miranda in a statement. “When I last visited the island, a few weeks before Hurricane Maria, I had made a commitment to not only bring the show to Puerto Rico, but also return again to the title role. In the aftermath of Maria we decided to expedite the announcement of the project to send a bold message that Puerto Rico will recover and be back in business, stronger than ever.”

Seller added, “In the aftermath of Hurricane Maria, we hope Hamilton can play a positive role in bringing the artistic pulse of the community back to life. Arts and culture are pillars for economic development, cultural tourism, community empowerment and growth.”

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Blue Train posted:

transgender woman Lin Manuel Mandela handily left the problematic issue of slavery out which led to a perfect ideal that idiots could latch onto

also terrible rap packaged for suburbanites who think it's all bling and bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxghdylIwuM

Durf fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 9, 2017

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I don't understand how Hamilton became this giant cultural force

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tolkien minority posted:

I don't understand how Hamilton became this giant cultural force

It's not giant, it's tiny but concentrated squarely on the elite ruling class and their media hangers-on. It's not the size that matters...

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ancient Greeks were olive skinned but as to whether they were "white" here's Ben Franklin's opinion on the matter:

quote:

All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People?


("White" is whoever is ~in~ at the time as evidenced by Ben Frankling declaring Swedes 'swarthy' like a loving moron.)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

quote:

and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People?

Jeez Ben problematic

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
We should be applauding the fake account maker for scanning a bunch of people so perfectly

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

AWarmBody posted:

Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-tumblr-user-mailed-another-tumblr-user-her-severed-toe-to

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AWarmBody posted:

Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage"

I think the thing about the grave digger is a reference to some """""wiccan""""" who stole bones from cemetaries for uh magic rituals?

people messaged her with "give back the bones, thot"

minor tumblr drama

basically tumblr is great, it's a front row seat to the most degenerate spectacle on earth, and occasionally you also find funny vids and cool fanart

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

AWarmBody posted:

Wait -- what is going on with the reference to tumblr grave diggers and toe necklaces?? It sounds like Tumblr is an episode of Jerry Springer's "Baggage"

Grave robber

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

COMRADES posted:

Ancient Greeks were olive skinned but as to whether they were "white" here's Ben Franklin's opinion on the matter:

"All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People?"

("White" is whoever is ~in~ at the time as evidenced by Ben Frankling declaring Swedes 'swarthy' like a loving moron.)

man, and I thought I overused commas. gently caress you Ben. read a book

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Creamed Cormp posted:

I think the thing about the grave digger is a reference to some """""wiccan""""" who stole bones from cemetaries for uh magic rituals?

people messaged her with "give back the bones, thot"

minor tumblr drama

basically tumblr is great, it's a front row seat to the most degenerate spectacle on earth, and occasionally you also find funny vids and cool fanart

Lots of amateur porn also

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Vargs posted:

man, and I thought I overused commas. gently caress you Ben. read a book

he's actually missing a few

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
last year when trump won, some idiot from NPR tweeted they were listening to the hamilton soundtrack and crying. i wish listening to the hamilton soundtrack could give you HIV.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Monos Bullet posted:

last year when trump won, some idiot from NPR tweeted they were listening to the hamilton soundtrack and crying. i wish listening to the hamilton soundtrack could give you HIV.

I don't know if you've seen this yet but the new progressive position is that HIV isn't so bad anymore and you are a bad person if you think it is

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Earwicker posted:

gbs has always been into internet drama, just replace "tumblr" with "livejournal" this could be a thread from like 2005

except back then people didnt make money on donations for this poo poo. still wondering what the haul was
Oh man they absolutely did. They probably even made more then because people were more naive about internet liars.

This has the fandom element, they made like $10k+ in addition to material gifts, around 2004
https://fanlore.org/wiki/LaptopGate#LaptopGate

People with fake illnesses scamming on the internet have always been with us, 1999–2001
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaycee_Nicole

Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 9, 2017

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
poo poo, I have Hamilton tickets for next month. Am I going to get aids or what now?

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SEX BURRITO posted:

poo poo, I have Hamilton tickets for next month. Am I going to get aids or what now?

You already had it hence the Hamilton tickets. We see through your veil.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I read about 1/5th of this and it makes me happy net neutrality is about to be repealed and destroy the Internet.

I just hope the SA forums are somehow still accessible.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

COMRADES posted:

You already had it hence the Hamilton tickets.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ
so you have to suck about 128 HIV-positive cocks to raise the risk of oral infection as high as 5% (or about 366 cocks whose HIV status is unknown), and anybody who's rolled a nat 20 knows how low even that is

basically I find this idea of alexander hamilton in high school in 1988 getting HIV from a single incident of oral rape to be highly dubious, and

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cubone posted:

the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ
so you have to suck about 128 HIV-positive cocks to raise the risk of oral infection as high as 5% (or about 366 cocks whose HIV status is unknown), and anybody who's rolled a nat 20 knows how low even that is

basically I find this idea of alexander hamilton in high school in 1988 getting HIV from a single incident of oral rape to be highly dubious, and

You underestimate his drive. It's what landed him the presidency

pram
Jun 10, 2001

quote:

gentrifying cannibalism

5, goldmine

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Cubone posted:

the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ
so you have to suck about 128 HIV-positive cocks to raise the risk of oral infection as high as 5% (or about 366 cocks whose HIV status is unknown), and anybody who's rolled a nat 20 knows how low even that is

basically I find this idea of alexander hamilton in high school in 1988 getting HIV from a single incident of oral rape to be highly dubious, and
I question your stats. 128 known positives = 366 unknowns? I don't think the rate's that high anywhere on earth

or maybe this thread is in hell, it would explain a lot

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Cubone posted:

the transmission rate for HIV for performing fellatio is only .04%, meaning the cumulative risk is an=1-(0.9996)n, n∈ℕ
so you have to suck about 128 HIV-positive cocks to raise the risk of oral infection as high as 5% (or about 366 cocks whose HIV status is unknown), and anybody who's rolled a nat 20 knows how low even that is

basically I find this idea of alexander hamilton in high school in 1988 getting HIV from a single incident of oral rape to be highly dubious, and

Frankly if you don't have open sores in your mouth scientists don't believe it is possible to get HIV from oral and even then they are still skeptical. Obviously legitimate scientists won't say it is impossible but everything known about HIV transmission says it is so ridiculously unlikely that the odds that the person is lying don't even come close.

I have a friend that claims he got HIV from oral, no one believes him. In the words of Willam:

quote:

The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Nov 9, 2017

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
I’m dyin scoob

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

You mean I've been sucking all these dicks for nothing!?!?!?!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Noblesse Obliged posted:

You mean I've been sucking all these dicks for nothing!?!?!?!!

sometimes a job is its own reward

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

This isn't even the 5th craziest thing on tumblr.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Blue Train posted:

sometimes a job is its own reward

Well aren't you the Cotton loving Mather of dicksucking

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
IMO, an Alexander Hamilton mermaid eating people makes a lot of sense.

I mean, why else would mermaids try to lure in sailors? They can't really mate with humans, they're too different. They just look like people from the waist up. Only reasons for that kind of mimicry in nature is either camouflage or bait. That's how SCIENCE works.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

think of all the phrases that were never uttered before the internet. "gentrifying cannibalism" is a beautiful discovery.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Tolkien minority posted:

I don't understand how Hamilton became this giant cultural force

dumb people with too much money and too many sycophants parroting their dumb opinions

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

ElectricSheep posted:

Lin!

It's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Miranda!

You know that new sound you lookin for? Well, listen to THIS! *holds phone up*

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man


loving lol.

Things like this are why I wish Jigsaw was real. He could kidnap these people, place them in deathtraps, and give them a choice: delete their crimes against Humanity---I mean, crappy fanfiction, or die a horrible death like getting eaten by straight white males pretending to be cannibal mermaids.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Humanity is the real crime

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
It certainly is the root of all my problems.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I feel like that was a waste of several days of investigation tbh. This scammer isn't trying to scam sick people by offering them a fake cure, they are an equivalent to a guy holding a sign "ninjas stole my family and burned my house, give money so I can learn kungfu and win them back".

If you give money to some random weirdo on the internet, not as an exchange for goods or services, you don't really deserve to have any.

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BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
I'm the person who trusted an artist named "cummy-eyelids" to make jewelry from my severed digit.

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