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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I've lurked on an off for years, until I joined.

God its been 10 years already.

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I got poo poo stomped by goons playing Planetside and they looked like they were having a ton of fun doing zany poo poo even when they were losing. A barrage of insulting private messages later I found out how they were so organized and I've been poo poo posting ever since.

I don't even think the proto-GiP megathread was around when I joined and sure as gently caress had no intention of proving how colossally stupid I was by joining at that time.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
Holy poo poo Thor was directed by Taika Waititi and actually loving hilarious.

Wasn't expecting that at all

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I miss being the carefree somewhat confident 19 year old that i was in 02. Now I'm just a useless parasitic piece of suicidal poo poo

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I don't know about you guys, but IDGAF



nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839928&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post478189404

8% of what it used to be-god drat.

Though gently caress taking money out of your IRA with that huge penalty. Dude needs a loving backup plan.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

nwiniwn posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839928&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post478189404

8% of what it used to be-god drat.

Though gently caress taking money out of your IRA with that huge penalty. Dude needs a loving backup plan.

lmao at the guy suggesting lowtax ban people who are using an adblocker

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
lowtax has continually ignored every industry trend or viable monetization effort ever suggested to him since the dawn of time while being entirely absent in managing the forums for over a decade so it's not exactly surprising

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

lmao at the guy suggesting lowtax ban people who are using an adblocker

They used to do that on hardforums (hardocp.com). Kyle would ban anyone that said they used one. :lol:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Was a time this place had goon meets and awful yearbook and welp

I mean, I'm fuckin amazed he's kept this place running for eighteen loving years it's really impressive.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

So in it's heyday how much money was he actually pulling in a month? I'm too lazy to do any actual searching/reserach

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

ded posted:

They used to do that on hardforums (hardocp.com). Kyle would ban anyone that said they used one. :lol:

It's extra funny because this very forum has had advertisers distribute malware

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
Enough that dude got married and knocked up his wife twice and didn't have to go "poo poo that's going to be expensive".

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

MurderBot posted:

So in it's heyday how much money was he actually pulling in a month? I'm too lazy to do any actual searching/reserach

Enough to have a nice, but not stupid house, a Nissan GTR, a small office space, and that's about all he showed publicly. Of course, he's had a kid and a divorce since the heyday, and that can play hell on finances. And who knows what his financial planning looked/looks like.

Kazinsal posted:

Enough that dude got married and knocked up his wife twice and didn't have to go "poo poo that's going to be expensive".

Well, that's "unemployed" for a lot of people, so not a high bar to hurdle.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

mlmp08 posted:

Enough to have a nice, but not stupid house, a Nissan GTR, a small office space, and that's about all he showed publicly. Of course, he's had a kid and a divorce since the heyday, and that can play hell on finances. And who knows what his financial planning looked/looks like.


Well, that's "unemployed" for a lot of people, so not a high bar to hurdle.

The best financial planning story I've ever heard came from Rooster Teeth. When they organized into a real company, they brought in a financial planner to talk to them about setting up for retirement. One of them dismissed the idea out of hand.

"I plan on dying at 40."

"Well, what happens if you don't?"

"*shrug* Buy a shotgun?"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

mlmp08 posted:

Well, that's "unemployed" for a lot of people, so not a high bar to hurdle.

Fair enough. I guess "enough he could do that and have an IRA with a not unsubstantial amount of money in it"?

I don't think there were ever any concrete numbers on registrations/number posted but apparently ad revenue is like $150/month these days and I swear half the ads on the forums these days are malware delivery, especially on mobile.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


One of my friend's dad took his retirement in a lump sum and burned it away in a year or so. Then he confessed that he didn't expect to live that long. Which is odd because while he's a comically fat smoker who gets winded walking up a short flight of stairs, he doesn't have cancer or anything. He's still alive 10 years later and living off social security. He also lied about serving in Vietnam. She hasn't talked to him in years and he wasn't invited to the wedding.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Kazinsal posted:

Fair enough. I guess "enough he could do that and have an IRA with a not unsubstantial amount of money in it"?

I don't think there were ever any concrete numbers on registrations/number posted but apparently ad revenue is like $150/month these days and I swear half the ads on the forums these days are malware delivery, especially on mobile.

Yeah seriously, I have to close the tab every 5 minutes when looking at the forums on mobile. Real pain in the rear end.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Awful App is imperfect, but no ads owns, and it shortcuts a lot of good stuff. It just gets wonky at times, so you have to reboot it on the regular.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

bird food bathtub posted:

I got poo poo stomped by goons playing Planetside and they looked like they were having a ton of fun doing zany poo poo even when they were losing. A barrage of insulting private messages later I found out how they were so organized and I've been poo poo posting ever since.

I don't even think the proto-GiP megathread was around when I joined and sure as gently caress had no intention of proving how colossally stupid I was by joining at that time.

That game is a little too fun for me, I had to quit.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I might buy a shirt or two but not counting advertising poo poo I've given lowtax like 500 bucks the past decade so idk

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I bought Fire avs like 5 times as a public service so everyone would know he's a pedophile, and also because I knew he couldn't really afford to keep changing it back.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

All jokes aside if this place folds I have no way to contact most of you and I'd miss the place.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
You should idle in the discord. It's mostly video game related but good times if you can keep up with name changes

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

awful app is dope in every way. Most of the bugs have been worked out over the years. That said, they have to keep up with the lovely forum infrastructure

Yeah SA used to be something else. You also risked getting banned/probated for some arbitrary reason any time you posted or ventured into a new forum. Usually for poo poo like not capitalizing a letter or typing "lol."

Lots of weird poo poo though like that goon that made the flame thrower, bruiser the questionably real street sweeper dude, goon meets, etc etc. People used to trip over themselves for free SA swag and poo poo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

awful app is dope in every way. Most of the bugs have been worked out over the years. That said, they have to keep up with the lovely forum infrastructure

Yeah SA used to be something else. You also risked getting banned/probated for some arbitrary reason any time you posted or ventured into a new forum. Usually for poo poo like not capitalizing a letter or typing "lol."

Lots of weird poo poo though like that goon that made the flame thrower, bruiser the questionably real street sweeper dude, goon meets, etc etc. People used to trip over themselves for free SA swag and poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72bPUXefB8c

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If SA does die I hope somebody with more business sense creates a revival.

Besides Lowtax being mostly absent for a number of years I blame Ozma and a few of the worse mods for the decline. I think a lot of people left because the worst of LG and DnD would leak out into the rest of the forum and fat shed lady would back them up with her admin rights. She gave loving Fire, an admitted pedophile, a free parachute account because people chased him out for being a pedophile.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Casimir Radon posted:

If SA does die I hope somebody with more business sense creates a revival.

Besides Lowtax being mostly absent for a number of years I blame Ozma and a few of the worse mods for the decline. I think a lot of people left because the worst of LG and DnD would leak out into the rest of the forum and fat shed lady would back them up with her admin rights. She gave loving Fire, an admitted pedophile, a free parachute account because people chased him out for being a pedophile.

loving lol

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

you could write books about SA drama really

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





It's still pretty hard to top Two Worlds

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

idk not much tops the ones that involve actual deaths, like three or four I mean at least a couple shot some people, plus TCC or w/e of course

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Yeah ok fair

I like our brokebrains little forum I don't want it to go away

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

idk not much tops the ones that involve actual deaths, like three or four I mean at least a couple shot some people, plus TCC or w/e of course

The story of the chick whose husband ODed and she posted about it and then came back a couple weeks later asking TCC to help commit fraud.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
^ Who was the well liked artist that gbs fawned over who was an apologist for CP?

Also I'd miss you fucks too, I'll probably dump money into a shirt or two

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

heh the one cat lady w/bs degrees that banned people for anything against her feminist views then came to find she wrote, when commissioned, literal like....incest rape fan-fiction plus I think bestiality

I remember one of the ask/tell war threads or one related to history people were just talking about, well, history. She came in and was like well this thread isn't really going anywhere so I guess I'll have to close it unless y'all change the topic it's too stagnant and unsurprisingly everyone was like wtf? Was just so random (i'd wager to guess she was a pacifist)

oh yeah I think she closed all the sexual PYF threads (boobs, rear end, porn, etc)

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Nov 9, 2017

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

I like our brokebrains little forum I don't want it to go away

We'll use old Secret Santa mailing lists as a telephone tree.

Forums die. I used to post on another one that was solid, had three on-forum marriages and one kid, for a relatively small population, maybe a hundred regulars. Great people, great meets. It just sort of tailed off around the time Twitter really took off. Still miss those folks.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

oh yeah I think she closed all the sexual PYF threads (boobs, rear end, porn, etc)
While it was funny to have porn autists who could identify any actress, model, or clip from a vague description, those threads had insanely creepy meltdowns every few dozen pages. Wayne Gretzky trolling the PYF rear end thread into oblivion (inadvertently giving EPW the excuse she needed to nuke it) was a thing of beauty that I hope someone saved.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

two worlds’s callout thread was my favorite, just for holepisser’s artwork

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

yeah could be, I always just poked into those threads when I had 1,000 unread replies so I'm sure I missed most of that.

actually the only reason I ended up lurking SA forever in like 1999 or w/e was for the torrent porn forum where da filez at?

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