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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Benne posted:

I'm officially smashing the panic button if we can't beat Drew Stanton

"Our season is WRECKED like our DT's ATV."

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I will always love Drew Stanton for his "Mom made TACOOOOSS!!!" sideline dance

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
It won't be Stanton beating Seattle so much as them getting 200 yards in penalties and Wilson throwing more "gently caress this bullshit" interceptions because he keeps getting sacked or pressured on a three man rush.

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

its all nice on rice posted:

It won't be Stanton beating Seattle so much as them getting 200 yards in penalties and Wilson throwing more "gently caress this bullshit" interceptions because he keeps getting sacked or pressured on a three man rush.

Seattle is just ahead of the curve, as usual, with this penalty stuff. An obscure rule says you unlock the multi-ball bonus if you hit 200 yards in a game. They've really been trying, but the officials just won't cooperate.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Benne posted:

You're not a real TFF poster until you get hysterical about your team's Lost Season

We're 0-*, what'd you expect?

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
crap wrong thread

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
a pre-emptive congratulations to the los angeles rams for running away with the division

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Spoeank posted:

a pre-emptive congratulations to the los angeles rams for running away with the division

I wanted the Seahawks to melt down this season, but not like this. Not like this :(

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
I was going to say that the age of these players make the injuries really devastating

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


That is it. We have reached Peak Russell Wilson Bullshit

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

this is gonna go down as a weird divisional game, tons of injuries but not a lot of hard hitting causing it. the biggest one was probably russ stepping into a head shot and apparently that didn't cause a concussion

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

hifi posted:

this is gonna go down as a weird divisional game, tons of injuries but not a lot of hard hitting causing it. the biggest one was probably russ stepping into a head shot and apparently that didn't cause a concussion

Concussion protocol for Wilson is making sure he remembers the name and slogan of every brand sponsor.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

his voight kampff test is yelling out a whole pack of badgers a bunch

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
A badger is lying on its back in the desert, his ears deprived of quality stereo sound, but you're not giving him your Bose headphones why are you not giving them?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


hifi posted:

his voight kampff test is yelling out a whole pack of badgers a bunch

:perfect:

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


hifi posted:

this is gonna go down as a weird divisional game, tons of injuries but not a lot of hard hitting causing it. the biggest one was probably russ stepping into a head shot and apparently that didn't cause a concussion

Ooof this isnt a game, it's a culling

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
so who is arizona gonna grab with the 6th overall pick

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
What a loving pyrrhic victory that was

gently caress TNF forever

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Zerilan posted:

Concussion protocol for Wilson is making sure he remembers the name and slogan of every brand sponsor.

*walks into tent*

"Go hawks."

*walks out*

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Manoueverable posted:

What a loving pyrrhic victory that was

gently caress TNF forever
:yeah:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Abolish TNF

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Manoueverable posted:

What a loving pyrrhic victory that was

gently caress TNF forever

:sympathy:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Spoeank posted:

a pre-emptive congratulations to the los angeles rams for running away with the division

I'm going to laugh my rear end off if LA and SEA end up with even records and the Seahawks win both games against the Rams. I mean, it won't happen, but I'd laugh my rear end off.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Mods please change the tread title to gently caress TNF tia

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/0NugWZV.mp4 add this to the op

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Thursday Night Football is a murderer, and I don't know how to handle that

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Also thread title still accurate

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

it's more like 2.5 bad teams and the rams now

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Seahawks victory... but at what cost

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://twitter.com/gbellseattle/status/928852847264854016

:agreed:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

That's the same face I made for most of the second half

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Pete confirmed the torn Achilles :smith:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Fuuuuuck

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
What's Brandon Browner up to these days

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

What's Brandon Browner up to these days

He got like 12 flags on his couch while you typed this up

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://mobile.twitter.com/gbellseattle/status/928859224146264064?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

What the hell, Richard

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
God loving damnit

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

Bubba Smith posted:

so who is arizona gonna grab with the 6th overall pick

A quarterback? Please loving god let us draft a quarterback.



Also sorry about murdering your team while still losing, Seattle.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I always thought Sherman was great and the NFL was better for him playing

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