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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



the numa numa song posted:

How much space do you really save? It's still a big stick.

If the case is a bare minimum? quite a bit.

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Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
telecancer

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Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
The Manta is the only guitar in the Minarik line that can "out-do" the Minarik Inferno in awesome tonal range. This guitar is the personal favorite of company founder M.E. Minarik due to its complex building technique and exquisite beautiful shape and sound. The inside of the body is literally like a beehive of chambers that has been tuned to make this shape sing like no other guitar you will ever hear. The arch top on a Manta, (yes, it’s an arch-top) rises and dives along the curves of the body looking much like a birds shoulders. This very special arch top is extermely difficult to make and must be done by hand ALWAYS. This guitar has the largest tonal rainbow of any instrument on the market and is truly spectacular to see and play.

Super Custom Series guitars start as low as $3,299.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

lol at the guy without the shirt

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Spanish Manlove posted:

lol at the guy without the shirt

I was assuming that was an artfully cropped attempt at reflectoporn for attention.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

stillvisions posted:

I was assuming that was an artfully cropped attempt at reflectoporn for attention.

If he could've posed such that the Tele's dilz was where his actual dilz would've been that would've been true art.

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
I guess if I was a dentist this is what I would have playing in the waiting room

Jazz Against the Machine

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
hi my name is karl sanders out of nile and i order my custom guitars without a volume knob to let more of the ~tone~ through



(apologies for meme format)

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Concatenation posted:

hi my name is karl sanders out of nile and i order my custom guitars without a volume knob to let more of the ~tone~ through



(apologies for meme format)

Is this real because jesus Christ.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Concatenation posted:

hi my name is karl sanders out of nile and i order my custom guitars without a volume knob to let more of the ~tone~ through



(apologies for meme format)

Hey the volume pot thing is legit and useful!

fuckin :lol: that screencap though, hell yeah dude

e: found it on fb, it’s real! :getin:

Kilometers Davis fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Nov 10, 2017

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



Yeahhhh. Nile rules.

Karl is a huge nerd though.

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
I do hope it's a really dry joke at the expense of all his sycophantic dickriders on fb but I really don't know.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Malaria posted:

Yeahhhh. Nile rules.

Karl is a huge nerd though.

Guy who founded a band whose whole thing is ancient egypt is a huge nerd??? :wth:

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
So presumably it's some flavour of Linux?

loving Linux nerds. I'm a Linux nerd too

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/Sylvia__North/status/928437722372481024

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.
I feel like this is close enough to Stupid Music poo poo to count, if only for possible angry rants about how Guitar Hero is ruining music or a debate on "what is music really":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozXMsFZMydw

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/every_crate_diggers_nightmare_record_store_has_whipped_cream_and_other

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Hahahah. This is hilarious.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

I think I've had this nightmare.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
https://reverb.com/item/5090179-semi-hollow-body-guitar
I expect to see "for sale: guitar" on craigslist, seeing it on Reverb is surprising.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

quote:

Taylor says that he has about 75 copies of the album, and sheepishly admitted that he is “stockpiling the Herb.”

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
For some reason, one of my local record stores had literally dozens of copies of 1100 Bel Air Place by Julio Iglesias. So, they priced them super cheap, provded customers with a Sharpie, and encouraged them to draw their interpretations of Julio In Glasses.

edit: found a picture:



(they were not actually charging 15.99)

Juaguocio fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Nov 13, 2017

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


Fittingly, this is him:

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
That wall of Herb picture needs to go in the vinyl thread if you really want some reactions.

Schindler's Fist
Jul 22, 2004
Weasels! Get 'em off me! Aaaa!

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/herb-alperts-whipped-cream-lady-now-76-living-in-longview-and-looking-back/

I'm not sure if Dolores is still with us, the article is old, but she had been autographing LP covers for fans.

edit: she's still alive, and you can purchase her autograph here: http://vinyltimes.com/product/dolores-erickson-whipped-cream-signed-album-cover-2/

Schindler's Fist fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Nov 14, 2017

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I realize Pat Metheny is an easy target for this thread, but what is this monstrosity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uabdCVrs1C8&t=45s

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Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppJQKfqhFfE

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007

Chrpno posted:

I realize Pat Metheny is an easy target for this thread, but what is this monstrosity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uabdCVrs1C8&t=45s

One of the first MIDI systems in a guitar.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

but he's not even adding a little flute to it

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

hexwren posted:

but he's not even adding a little flute to it

i feel i should i be ashamed for immediately getting this reference

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I'm ashamed I can't remember what video it's from.

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle


this owns tho

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Needs a Floyd Rose.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I would play that as is for sure. Someday I’m going to have to buy a superstrat in the dumbest color.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/folk-traditional-instruments/deering-goodtime-2-zombie-killer-5-string-banjo
:suicide:

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.
pfft call that a watermelon guitar

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

hexwren posted:

I'm ashamed I can't remember what video it's from.

totally not this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YergLmT5ck0

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Chrpno posted:

I realize Pat Metheny is an easy target for this thread, but what is this monstrosity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uabdCVrs1C8&t=45s

Drummer reminds me of this guy

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Concatenation posted:

pfft call that a watermelon guitar



Holy gently caress this is beautiful.

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