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Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

EmmyOk posted:

Just post your mildly interesting photos thread already

Just tack it onto this thread title. Funny or Mildly Interesting MEGATHREAD

# ? Nov 9, 2017 01:51

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:55

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

china bot posted:

It's purely psychosomatic

Lie down on the couch

# ? Nov 9, 2017 01:56

Inepta Lacerta: Nov 20, 2012; .
Really quite silly indeed.

bunnyofdoom posted:

Lie down on the couch

# ? Nov 9, 2017 02:04

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Inepta Lacerta posted:

Just a picture of Mitch McConnell :confused:

# ? Nov 9, 2017 03:08

Inepta Lacerta: Nov 20, 2012; .
Really quite silly indeed.

TontoCorazon posted:

Just a picture of Mitch McConnell

That boy needs therapy!

(I guess technically I should accuse you of being crazy in the coconut, but your mentioning of a nut will have to do.)

Inepta Lacerta has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Nov 9, 2017

# ? Nov 9, 2017 05:05

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 05:15

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Samuringa posted:

Why is a South Dakota newspaper reporting on what goes on in some german guy's pants?

# ? Nov 9, 2017 06:02

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa posted:

It's a literal trouser snake

# ? Nov 9, 2017 06:10

SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

Deki posted:

Why is a South Dakota newspaper reporting on what goes on in some german guy's pants?

It's called 'slow news day', and 'making money on viral content'.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 06:10

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Deki posted:

Why is a South Dakota newspaper reporting on what goes on in some german guy's pants?

Because journalists live for article headlines like that.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 06:15

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 9, 2017 07:29

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Say Nothing posted:

Women are finally free

# ? Nov 9, 2017 08:03

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Inepta Lacerta posted:

That boy needs therapy!

(I guess technically I should accuse you of being crazy in the coconut, but your mentioning of a nut will have to do.)

What does that mean? :confused:

# ? Nov 9, 2017 08:51

Fuckface the Hedgehog: Jun 12, 2007

Captain Splendid posted:

What does that mean?

that boy needs therapy

# ? Nov 9, 2017 09:03

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

We Know Catheters posted:

Women are finally free

For us, yes.

You'll still need to give them your credit card number first.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 09:04

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Guy Goodbody posted:

Wait, when did DS9 crossover with the x-men?

# ? Nov 9, 2017 09:08

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Beachcomber posted:

Wait, when did DS9 crossover with the x-men?

Nah I think that's TNG from This comic. Amazingly it's not the first time the X-men and Star Trek had a crossover

# ? Nov 9, 2017 10:10

Achernar: Sep 2, 2011

For younger folks not getting the last page or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5olpKkUaF4k

# ? Nov 9, 2017 10:36

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

It's the opinion of the entire school board that Dexter is criminally insane_{sane_{sane_sane}}

# ? Nov 9, 2017 11:46

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Achernar posted:

For younger folks not getting the last page or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5olpKkUaF4k

Or, you know, the actual video that started the derail
https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE

# ? Nov 9, 2017 13:38

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

I'm sorry for causing that derail. Have my penance in the form of a weird profile I found on OK Cupid.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 15:24

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Bit late to the party on emu farms. Weren't those a fad back in the 90s? There was a King of the Hill episode about it.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:09

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

We Know Catheters posted:

Women are finally free

Nah, just centsless.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:12

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Yeah, emus were a fad here in Texas for a little while in the 90's. I don't know why, because the meat sucks, the eggs suck, and they're relatively dangerous. The gently caress are they useful for?

We still have an intact severed emu leg laying around we use to make kick-rear end dinosaur tracks in the mud.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:13

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I think the idea was 'They're just big chickens, right?'

There's a reason emu farming never took off as anything but a novelty down under. And we're not lazy about our farming. We invented the combine harvester. (and the rotary clothesline. We like outdoor spinning things.)

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:15

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

My grandpa tried to skin an emu and cure the hide, but they're so fuckin oily and greasy that it would never dry out. There isn't enough salt in the world for it. The board he pinned the hide to was completely soaked through with bird grease.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:19

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

hawowanlawow posted:

The gently caress are they useful for?

Not much. They happened to be just about the only domesticatable animal in the Americas, and that's about it.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:19

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I've got a brand new combine harvester!

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:25

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Skippy McPants posted:

Not much. They happened to be just about the only domesticatable animal in the Americas, and that's about it.

I don't know what part of that to correct first.

But one useful thing about emus is that their eggs are huge and pretty, and are often used in art.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:25

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Inescapable Duck posted:

I think the idea was 'They're just big chickens, right?'

There's a reason emu farming never took off as anything but a novelty down under. And we're not lazy about our farming. We invented the combine harvester. (and the rotary clothesline. We like outdoor spinning things.)

When you lose a war against a species, it becomes hard for them to take your attempts to turn them into farm animals seriously.

e:

Skippy McPants posted:

Not much. They happened to be just about the only domesticatable animal in the Americas, and that's about it.

Ah yes, the majestic American Emu

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:37

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Inescapable Duck posted:

I think the idea was 'They're just big chickens, right?'

There's a reason emu farming never took off as anything but a novelty down under. And we're not lazy about our farming. We invented the combine harvester. (and the rotary clothesline. We like outdoor spinning things.)

idk, using a combine harvester seems pretty lazy compared to doing it by hand

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:40

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Inescapable Duck posted:

I think the idea was 'They're just big chickens, right?'

There's a reason emu farming never took off as anything but a novelty down under. And we're not lazy about our farming. We invented the combine harvester. (and the rotary clothesline. We like outdoor spinning things.)

That's a lie. Nobody knows where Hills Hoists clotheslines came from, they just are. Every backyard has one, nobody has ever bought one. They all look ancient as hell, and will never break or need to be replaced. We are but brief flickers of discord to their eternal presence.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:40

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Skippy McPants posted:

Not much. They happened to be just about the only domesticatable animal in the Americas, and that's about it.

You're thinking of corn.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:41

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

You're thinking of corn.

Lower your voice, do you want all the country girls in this thread

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:43

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Besesoth posted:

Ah yes, the majestic American Emu

Come on now, don't be mean.

He was obviously thinking about the American ostrich.

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:45

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Gorilla Salad posted:

Come on now, don't be mean.

He was obviously thinking about the American ostrich.

He probably wasn't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhea_(bird)

# ? Nov 9, 2017 16:48

UWBW: Aug 3, 2013; Permanently banned from the Alamo

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He probably wasn't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhea_(bird)

quote:

There were formerly two, but now three recognized extant species: the greater or American rhea (Rhea americana), the lesser or Darwin's rhea (Rhea pennata) and the puna rhea (Rhea tarapacensis).

I hear there used to be more but they went extinct. They're now gone-a-Rhea :v: