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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Looking back at my younger self I would have bullied me too.

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Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Helios Grime posted:

Looking back at my younger self I would have bullied me too.

were you you jewish or poor or something?

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

Well, I think we can all agree that the bullied kids are the real assholes. They should have killed themselves in primary school.


Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

why does this dog I spent the last ten years beating keep trying to bite people?? Welp, better shoot it.


Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

*holds ten year old boys head in toilet*

you know, if you'd just stop being so hostile to other people we could start to work on some of these problematic attitudes

*stomps on ten year old's arm, breaking it*


Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

*girl laughing and watching boy being beaten*

your weak efforts to defend yourself just go to show what a misogynist you are


Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

haha I just realized what loving thread I was posting in.

???

The gently caress are you talking about? I legit don't understand what you're trying to say. People who have had lovely things happen to them have a free pass to be lovely to other people? I don't know about you but if someone is an rear end in a top hat to me today I really don't give a poo poo about the treatment they received a decade ago that is somehow informing their assholery today.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

go gently caress yourself :)

I'm on the subway, you perve.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm on the subway, you perve.

well be sure to piss on a homeless man, he's probably a racist

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

well be sure to piss on a homeless man, he's probably a racist

Now, now, don't stereotype. Not ALL racists have a piss fetish, jeez.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

were you you jewish or poor or something?

No, just a horrible little dweeb and nerd.

The worst people on this planet.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

well be sure to piss on a homeless man, he's probably a racist

Man you must really have hosed up somewhere else on the forum if you're trying this loving hard to bury it in your post history

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Did you guys ever stop to think that maybe these nerds became bullies because they were bullied? The same way that hazing victims go on the haze new people in turn.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

grittyreboot posted:

Did you guys ever stop to think that maybe these nerds became bullies because they were bullied? The same way that hazing victims go on the haze new people in turn.

That's often their excuse, but most people get bullied. I got bullied, and I don't bully other people nor do I teach my younger relatives to bully because I remember how lovely it felt and don't want to perpetuate it.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
I suffered a near-constant stream of emotional abuse from my peers throughout grade school, and my response to it was to always try my best to not be a complete piece of poo poo to people. "O pity the poor victims of bullying who are now bullies themselves" carries precisely zero weight with me because I'm not a loving sociopath.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Go back to posting AUG and let the whiners tire themselves out, dudes.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

haha I just realized what loving thread I was posting in.

Yeah you provided some of the best awkward and gross ever in this thread!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

This thread is my favorite honeypot.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj3NFIyyhy4

I'm sure a lot of you have seen this classic. But did you know they've made more music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7zZdFJr6E

Apparently the previous female member had left the band and her replacement decided to cut a diss track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqq4G3RM9xQ

I wonder what they use to make their music?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hey let's check out the official Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend FB page and see what's going o--



Oh.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Why do people use porn names as their artist name?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Omnious

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Helios Grime posted:

Why do people use porn names as their artist name?

someone please photoshop an extremely tacky VHS porn cover with the names of forums posters

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

Hey let's check out the official Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend FB page and see what's going o--



Oh.

For context, dude in the picture is 21.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

AUG Thread: she is 16 and it is LEGAL

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

chitoryu12 posted:

Hey let's check out the official Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend FB page and see what's going o--



Oh.

Roy Moore's new single is gonna be STRAIGHT FIRE!!!

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

Hey let's check out the official Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend FB page and see what's going o--



Oh.

Wait, that post is from this year? Why are there still Emos? Am I caught in some horrible time loop?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Helios Grime posted:

Wait, that post is from this year? Why are there still Emos? Am I caught in some horrible time loop?

I think they properly count as scene kids, which is even worse. Emos are forever, but scene kids are a permanent 2004.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Scene kids are emos who discovered colour. Mostly neons.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Mods gas this thread tia

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007






goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I first thought those were both the same image and was incredibly confused

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

goose willis posted:

I first thought those were both the same image and was incredibly confused

lol if you've never headbutted someone into an orgasm

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

HappyKitty posted:

lol if you've never headbutted someone into an orgasm

We all miss Wesley Willis, friend.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I feel like bullying the poo poo outa of a poster in this thread.

Too bad my rascal is in the shop and I can’t get off the bed.

khysanth
Jun 10, 2009

Still love you, Homar

that dog poster guy sure is AUG

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I head-butted a squirt out of some lad and didn't even notice til I got home.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Finally revealed, the secrets of the fabled "squart"

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me
Moving right along, cross post from the cosplay thread:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Ted Cruz is very AUG.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I'm not ignoring that derail, I just work until 2AM and I can't do much on mobile.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Psychobabble! posted:

Moving right along, cross post from the cosplay thread:

:stonk: This type of stuff always startles me. Its like those moths that have eyespots on their wings to startle predators.

Seventh Arrow
Jan 26, 2005

I can't tell if this guy really likes King Crimson or if he really hates King Crimson

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


In the future, I'd prefer if you guys ignored obvious trolls rather than fall for the bait.

As for the people who hate this thread with a searing passion because it activates the part of your brain that is powerless to not get offended by stuff you don't have to look at, even if I get tired of babysitting this thread, all that will achieve is an immediate gas, followed by me re-starting the thread. I will stop when I'm dead.

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