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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Haifisch posted:


I'm glad the art's as strong as ever.

That dire wraith is so excited at meeting her favorite movie star that she forgot to hold her current form.

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Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012

Haifisch posted:


I'm glad the art's as strong as ever.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy in at least three different European metal bands.

All of them were bassists.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Haifisch posted:


I'm glad the art's as strong as ever.

Is that Faith?

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden


I guess "the middle of a swamp" counts as gated, in some ways.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Wait, Peter has a limo

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

He's charging it to Jonah

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Haifisch posted:


I'm glad the art's as strong as ever.

:randstare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hang on a second... I'm starting to think the Moleman storyline is actually really over and Uncle Moley isn't actually gonna swoop back out at the last second.... :gonk:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

and we dont know if Lenny got his skin back.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I miss Melvin already.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

and we dont know if Lenny got his skin back.

sure we do, he apparently lost the rest of it and is now asking mj for an autograph

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Haifisch posted:


I'm glad the art's as strong as ever.

Pretty accurate for Florida, tbh.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Women! Just say women! Not females.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Limo driver has some :pwn: going on.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

females

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Welcome to the Very Special Episode "Spider-Man Gets Redpilled"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

mind the walrus posted:

Limo driver has some :pwn: going on.

"Oh geez, I should have told them I could hear them... There's a mic back there so they don't have to yell to me, and it's on, but if I tell them now it's going to be super awkward... Just keep pretending you can't hear them..."

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It looks like Peter is giving MJ a peck on the cheek but really he's sucking her delicious female face into his mouth. You can see the lines on her face where her cheek is being pulled away.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lobok posted:

Women! Just say women! Not females.

Well to be fair Peter is probably taking into consideration all the the alien females. Don't forget that Marvel also argued in court that mutants are not humans.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

mind the walrus posted:

Limo driver has some :pwn: going on.
I think the limo driver's Plastic Man, stretching his face wider.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
I am 100% convinced the limo driver can hear every word they're saying.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Twelve by Pies posted:

I am 100% convinced the limo driver can hear every word they're saying.

Let me get this straight. You think that your passenger, one of the poorest yet most rear end-backwardly luckiest men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights getting beaned with bricks; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person? 

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

sure we do, he apparently lost the rest of it and is now asking mj for an autograph

loving hell :lol:

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

The MSJ posted:

Well to be fair Peter is probably taking into consideration all the the alien females. Don't forget that Marvel also argued in court that mutants are not humans.

That was a huge lol because the point of their comics is that they are human.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mycroft Holmes posted:

That was a huge lol because the point of their comics is that they are human.

Was it they argued they weren't "human" or that they weren't "homo sapiens"? Because in Marvel mutants are "homo superior"

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The point of their argument was "we don't want to have to pay for some thing or other that we'd have to if our characters were human." I forget specifically what it was but it was essentially a tax dodge.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Malachite_Dragon posted:

The point of their argument was "we don't want to have to pay for some thing or other that we'd have to if our characters were human." I forget specifically what it was but it was essentially a tax dodge.

A tax on action figures being imported, iirc.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Why does it matter whether the doll represents a human or some other humanoid being? Protectionism is really, really dumb sometimes.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
Because dolls had a higher tariff for import compared to other toys. Also, Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four are also nonhuman. Here's an article on it: http://lawandthemultiverse.com/2011/12/27/are-the-x-men-human-federal-court-says-no/

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Oh poo poo Peter WAS replaced with a Ferengi. I mean, moloid.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter Parker: Bad Nephew, Bad Friend.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

Peter Parker: Bad Nephew, Bad Friend.

Bad husband, bad superhero

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Peter Parker: Bad

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A menace, surely.

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.
I just realised: Peter is going for a Miami Vice look isn't he? I bet he has loafers on and is gonna roll up his sleeves and reveal his Spidey suit shortly.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The MSJ posted:

A menace, surely.

JJJ is right!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I think at this point its clear that JJJ is the real writer behind NSM.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dang, peter heard that his supposed friend and mentor's wife died but didn't even bother to give him a call? the guy who makes very bad lizard serum-based decisions, left to his own devices in florida, the land of very bad decisions and large reptiles.

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