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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Aesop Poprock posted:

Video games shouldn’t have music when you pause them. It’s extremely annoying to pause a game cause someone is calling you or trying to talk to you from another part of your house and then have to fumble for the remote or get up and physically turn the thing down. I don’t need a totally different score during the pause screen Telltale! I’m pausing because I don’t want to pay attention to you at the moment!

Actually, every game should have this pause music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRPXRHS4XNQ

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Tiggum posted:

People who get into a lift and immediately start hammering the "close doors" button. People do this all the time at the train station near my house and I don't understand why. They do it as the people behind them are still walking into the lift, they do it as the doors are already closing, they just seem to do it compulsively.

I do this for a lot of things, like the cross walk button etc - not the whole time I'm waiting for whatever the button does to happen, but at least several times. There's no reason why, I don't think it will make it change faster or something dumb like that, I just like pushing buttons.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I've skipped about 1000 posts in here so I don't know if it's been posted but people jumping to fellate corporate twitter accounts for making cheesy pop culture references like

https://twitter.com/Whataburger/status/927935441315225600?s=17

It's cringeworthy

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Olive! posted:

Actually, every game should have this pause music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRPXRHS4XNQ

This is exactly what I hoped it would be :allears:

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

Intoluene posted:

This is exactly what I hoped it would be :allears:

:same:

It's uncanny, I was getting ready to google that and everything. "Surely nobody had this exact same thought about pause music from loving 1991." But nope, very first goddamn reply. Amazing.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
Look, I’m really reaching here, but did anybody else ever use Battletoads as a low-rent two player fighting game?

I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I played this game with a friend of mine all the time and we eventually decided it was more fun to pick a screen that I’m pretty sure was in the first level and just endlessly duke it out. (You could hurt each other and it was awesome.) It really came down to whoever could get “the stick” first - although I think we had rules about when that was ok and when it wasn’t.

The point is I always had to be the yellow frog which I was secretly thrilled about.

fake edit: Looked it up after typing this. It was pretty much the very beginning of the first level. 40ish seconds into the following video/the game, you could stay by that platform and fight it out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UHgVR0Ykkcc

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Snapcase" dvd covers. A relic of the late 90s/early 00s that I don't miss in the least.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Wheat Loaf posted:

"Snapcase" dvd covers. Physical media A relic of the late 90s/early 00s pre 2010s that I don't miss in the least.

Updated that for you.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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I've talked about it before but I need to reiterate: people who try to open your door without knocking/ringing the doorbell and go on to claim that it only bothers me because I'm an american. We have those things here too, why not use them? Who is constantly ready to receive company every waking hour? Not me, so I leave the key in the door which irritates them enough to use the doorbell right there to the side of the door, and then they ask why I did that. Because you keep trying to barge in idiots.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




in my brother's never-ending need to be right all the time, he tried to run an extension cord for xmas lights between the two sliding doors on our balcony and broke the lock because the gap created by the cord kept the door from closing fully, instead of running the cord out of the window under the screen where nothing would've been broken.

we're not even putting up the lights any time soon. and it's dark out. I showed him how to do it through the window. instead he breaks poo poo trying to prove a point. thanks

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I've talked about it before but I need to reiterate: people who try to open your door without knocking/ringing the doorbell and go on to claim that it only bothers me because I'm an american. We have those things here too, why not use them? Who is constantly ready to receive company every waking hour? Not me, so I leave the key in the door which irritates them enough to use the doorbell right there to the side of the door, and then they ask why I did that. Because you keep trying to barge in idiots.

If not wanting people to wander into your home whenever they drat well please is a uniquely American thing then :911: I guess.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
It's really not. In Finland it's a city folk vs country folk thing. In cities you don't want to let the syphilitic neighbors raid you stash of drugs and dragon dildos, and in the land-side you want them to come in to feed your cows and put new straw on the floors.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

docbeard posted:

If not wanting people to wander into your home whenever they drat well please is a uniquely American thing then :911: I guess.

Walk right in as far as I care. I like to trust people and I hate assholes knocking on my door. If I know you, come on in without knocking. Just holler that you're here. If I don't know you, go away. I don't need my trees trimmed and I don't have the money for new windows.

Also, Girl Scout cookies suck. There, I said it. I buy them from my friends kids, but I don't eat them. They suck, suck, suck especially thin mints.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

mostlygray posted:

Also, Girl Scout cookies suck. There, I said it. I buy them from my friends kids, but I don't eat them. They suck, suck, suck especially thin mints.

holy moley

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Girl Scout cookies are half as good and cost twice as much as the cookies I can buy in a normal store 365 days a year.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I've talked about it before but I need to reiterate: people who try to open your door without knocking/ringing the doorbell and go on to claim that it only bothers me because I'm an american. We have those things here too, why not use them? Who is constantly ready to receive company every waking hour? Not me, so I leave the key in the door which irritates them enough to use the doorbell right there to the side of the door, and then they ask why I did that. Because you keep trying to barge in idiots.

What? Why don't you just lock your door? Why would you leave the key in the door??

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Indolent Bastard posted:

Updated that for you.

Regardless, snapcases are the worst compared to jewel cases and whatever the proper name for DVD cases is.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

lidnsya posted:

What? Why don't you just lock your door? Why would you leave the key in the door??

Leave the key in the lock on the inside of the door to prevent putting another key into the lock to open it from the outside

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Why do these other people have a key to your home?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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doverhog posted:

Why do these other people have a key to your home?

Because the people who do it are the landlord/house owner and the cleaning lady the landlord insists I use who comes at random times/days every week despite me asking for a set time/day.

also the delivery people try the door first before ringing the doorbell, but that is far from the most annoying thing DHL does.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


I'm going to recommend the same thing as last time:


It will at least make it 100% clear you are intentionally preventing them from entering.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


yeah I eat rear end posted:

Because the people who do it are the landlord/house owner and the cleaning lady the landlord insists I use who comes at random times/days every week despite me asking for a set time/day.

Why the gently caress does your landlord care who cleans your home?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Andrast posted:

Why the gently caress does your landlord care who cleans your home?

I don't know. I made it clear I didn't want/need help keeping a one person apartment clean, but he said it's not optional. It's a ripoff too considering it's 75 euros a month for what amounts to dusting and sweeping the floor and cleaning the already clean toilet for half an hour a week.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't know. I made it clear I didn't want/need help keeping a one person apartment clean, but he said it's not optional. It's a ripoff too considering it's 75 euros a month for what amounts to dusting and sweeping the floor and cleaning the already clean toilet for half an hour a week.

Do you live in a hotel?? I've never heard of this policy, it almost sounds more like he's basically just using it to spy and make sure you're not ruining it or something

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Do you live in a hotel?? I've never heard of this policy, it almost sounds more like he's basically just using it to spy and make sure you're not ruining it or something

I think he just is used to having more control over it since I am his first tenant since his son moved out of here. It's not a standard apartment, it's one of those in-law suite type things. It's one of those things where I probably could get him to stop if there is german law that says he doesn't have the right to do that, but I don't really want to make a big thing out of it considering just sticking the key in the lock prevents them from coming in when I don't want them to.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

I'd assume Germany is pretty good on that, I'm in the UK and my landlord has to give me 48 hours notice if they want in.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

I remember the last time this came up, yeah i eat rear end, and I still can't believe it. I couldn't live with that level of casual intrusion, and it's definitely not normal anywhere I've ever spent time, including Germany.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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walrusman posted:

I remember the last time this came up, yeah i eat rear end, and I still can't believe it. I couldn't live with that level of casual intrusion, and it's definitely not normal anywhere I've ever spent time, including Germany.

It's something you have to live with when you're apathetic about everything, including your personal/legal rights, like I am.

e: i guess apathetic is the wrong word because I obviously care about it. Maybe passive aggressive is the better word.

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Aren't you a fancy scientist? Just move, there have to be other suitable places to live, even in Germany.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

doverhog posted:

Aren't you a fancy scientist? Just move.

I'm a ~fancy~ scientist, when the electrons flow through my wiring they don't rush, they waltz to the best of Mozart.. My lights are constantly flickering, if only I could have been a grunge scientist instead...

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I believe his field is astrology, so he's dealing with the building blocks of creation. It's pretty fancy.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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doverhog posted:

I believe his field is astrology, so he's dealing with the building blocks of creation. It's pretty fancy.

Fancy in subject matter, not in pay. This place is the best place I can afford and it's really hard here to find a new place as an american. Most people have to wait 6 months after getting hired before finding a place.

also the landlord takes me out to dinner for free a lot

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

doverhog posted:

I believe his field is astrology, so he's dealing with the building blocks of creation. It's pretty fancy.

Oh my god I want to say something but I think I'll be falling into a trap. "LOWTAX, DOVERHOG IS :thejoke:ing ME!" :v:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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BioEnchanted posted:

Oh my god I want to say something but I think I'll be falling into a trap. "LOWTAX, DOVERHOG IS :thejoke:ing ME!" :v:

It triggers me IRL constantly but he said it in jest i think so it is not triggering to me. If you come up to me and ask me for your horoscope at a public astronomy event though, you are my pet peeve. It's in the newspaper just read that.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Fancy in subject matter, not in pay. This place is the best place I can afford and it's really hard here to find a new place as an american. Most people have to wait 6 months after getting hired before finding a place.

also the landlord takes me out to dinner for free a lot

Oh, so in his mind he doesn't think he's intruding. He just thinks you're dating

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Haha nice.

That's the best explanation so far.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


If you have the spare time, start wandering into your landlord's house at all hours and be sitting in the corner of his bedroom when he wakes up each morning.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I know there's no way to communicate this sort of thing outside of telepathy, but I am not going just-the-speed-limit to personally annoy you, Person Behind Me When Driving In My Local Neighborhood. Nine times out of ten, I'm going just-the-speed-limit because I know where the goddamn cops like to park and and give people tickets for driving 45 in a 30.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Ok, but you should be going the speed limit because it's the right thing to do and you don't want to accidentally run over some kids or a dog or something. :geno:

BioEnchanted posted:

Oh my god I want to say something but I think I'll be falling into a trap. "LOWTAX, DOVERHOG IS :thejoke:ing ME!" :v:

We've had this dance before and yea it was a joke.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

doverhog posted:

Ok, but you should be going the speed limit because it's the right thing to do and you don't want to accidentally run over some kids or a dog or something. :geno:


We've had this dance before and yea it was a joke.

You have three excuses for going exactly the speed limit that I will forgive. 1: you're old as hell. 2: you have so many points on your license that 1 more will cause you to lose it and 3: you're driving in a school zone

I will not accept any other answer. Cops generally tend to be more suspicious of people going exactly or slightly under the speed limit than people going 5mph above it. The people who won't go over the speed limit have to be the same people who call the police on their neighbors for smoking weed or spend an hour keeping everyone else in line at the supermarket so they can use all their coupons

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