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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
 

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

welcome 2 keytown

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

quote:

This account's Tweets are protected.

:popeye:

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Man I bet the few young men who stayed home during WW2 must've slept with half the women of whatever town they were in.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I am the guy waving the flag instead of doing any work.

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Al! posted:

welcome 2 keytown

guy fieri: this bumper sticker is a one way ticket to keytown!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

but I don't even know him

Is he just following me around beating up people just out of sight

this is kind of creepy

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I'm the dead kid lying on the ground.

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Al-Saqr posted:

Man I bet the few young men who stayed home during WW2 must've slept with half the women of whatever town they were in.

you know how like half the world is distantly related to genghis khan

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

yeah i forgot that means randos cant see it :(


@spookperson
folks I'm back and boy howdy am I full of piss and vinegar

me last night waiting as my permanent ban was suddenly reverted to a 12 hour the second I started agreeing to interviews:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the easiest way to prevent rape in the military is, u just have everyone sign a waiver saying anything that happens to them while enlisted is consensual

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Al-Saqr posted:

Man I bet the few young men who stayed home during WW2 must've slept with half the women of whatever town they were in.

One of my grandfathers was 4-F during the war. Never did get a chance to ask him what he got up to during the war years...

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

tapine posted:

you know how like half the world is distantly related to genghis khan

Northern Asia wasn't the only thing he slayed :grin:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

deadgoon posted:

the easiest way to prevent rape in the military is

to disband it :twisted:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Captain_Maclaine posted:

One of my grandfathers was 4-F during the war. Never did get a chance to ask him what he got up to during the war years...

4-Franchise

he started 4 families to repopulate america

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I still love that Trump is all like 'Well Putin says he didn't meddle!' and apparently believes him. Like he expects Putin to just admit to it or something.

And it's even funnier because Trump is a guy who denies basically everything unless he thinks it makes him look good.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Captain_Maclaine posted:

One of my grandfathers was 4-F during the war. Never did get a chance to ask him what he got up to during the war years...

enjoying not being killed mostly

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
no wonder we're all so namby pamby, we're probably the grandsons and daughters of the guys who stayed home ooorah

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/929115075100794881

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
just invent fuckbots already and let the rapers have at em

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


https://twitter.com/yayponies/status/929140664738070528

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

tapine posted:

no wonder we're all so namby pamby, we're probably the grandsons and daughters of the guys who stayed home ooorah

explains why I never leave the house, it's genetic

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Al-Saqr posted:

Man I bet the few young men who stayed home during WW2 must've slept with half the women of whatever town they were in.

Lots of axis WWII propaganda emphasized how Allied soldiers were getting cucked by 4-Fs while they were away.

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnLKgTyqup0

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

One of my grandfathers was 4-F during the war. Never did get a chance to ask him what he got up to during the war years...

lol maybe you should ask all your neighbors grandkids who suspiciously look very similar to your grandpa.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Addamere posted:

imagine that ur some smug af suburban white nazi and u got ur tiki torch and maybe a mouthguard, ur ready for the punches, then all of a sudden this mexican-rear end looking mother fucker just comes up to u and shoots flaming poo poo at u from his crotch

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


fuckl i bought 3lbs of bulk cashews and turns out they're unsalted

god drat i have been owned

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

the footage and whatever media produced when yellowstone goes off is going to be pretty cool before society completely collapses

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



:gas:

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Tom Gorman posted:

fuckl i bought 3lbs of bulk cashews and turns out they're unsalted

god drat i have been owned

apply yer own drat salt

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Tom Gorman posted:

fuckl i bought 3lbs of bulk cashews and turns out they're unsalted

god drat i have been owned

they may not be snack-grade but they'd still be good ingredients in stuff

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Tom Gorman posted:

fuckl i bought 3lbs of bulk cashews and turns out they're unsalted

god drat i have been owned

I got you

https://www.amazon.com/Himalayan-Ch...%2B50%2Blb&th=1

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Origami Dali posted:

just invent fuckbots already and let the rapers have at em


Capitol Hill Gang, Raper's Delight

sapphomoric
Dec 26, 2016

Admiral Ray posted:

oh yeah, definitely. that's the issue with the straight power-dynamics lens of the world.

Andrea dworkin is good (from what I've read of and about her) and men purposefully misunderstand her so they don't have to address their own behaviors and beliefs in a way that would require any real effort

deadgoon is just dumb as hell

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

this has led me to the danzig brick story and it is fantastic

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

murked by dragon posted:

the footage and whatever media produced when yellowstone goes off is going to be pretty cool before society completely collapses

it'll be awesome

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



I'm the pyroclastic flow

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


rtump

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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/929441792944148480

it is a piss tape analogy

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