PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/929042106701639680

:mexico:

# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:37

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# ? May 25, 2024 02:51

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

a kitten posted:

https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/929042106701639680

Bertolli has been running an ad lately that does the same thing with Italian. The tag line is �Don�t just eat, mangia!� 🤬

# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:40

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

"What would make this cheese sauce really superior? Oh! How about we add LOTS of cheese?"

loving genius

# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:45

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I've been making my queso out of a bunch of rocks and salt I was like LOL WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:46

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

CHILD'S VOICE: "Mom! I'm hungry! When's the queso gonna be ready?"

She struggles to lift the large stew pot filled with old bicycle parts, turnips, and salon sweepings. A bead of sweat appears on her brow as she turns on the blowtorch.

ANNOUNCER: "Tired of making queso the Same Old Way?"

The mother tries desperately to fill the overstuffed pot with cats, who keep climbing out. One scratches her wrist and draws blood. She sighs.

ANNOUNCER: "All the pounding and grinding!"

As the cats escape en masse, the woman falls to the floor, flailing her arms as the cats stream over her prone body.

ANNOUNCER: "The churning and basting!"

The pot topples to the floor, splattering its contents everywhere. As the woman struggles to her hands and knees, a flock of vultures flies in and begin pecking at her eyes, believing her to be dead.

ANNOUNCER: "The mincing and boiling!"

The woman moans as her denuded sockets ooze milky fluid and the vultures scream.

ANNOUNCER: "There's got to be a better way!"

The woman comically blows loose hair away from what's left of her face as the kitchen explodes. Far away, the sun darkens and spins rapidly, eventually revealing itself to be a wedge of cheese.

ANNOUNCER: "Order now, and we'll also send you an Igia Clear, free of charge!"

# ? Nov 12, 2017 15:57

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

CHILD'S VOICE: "Mom! I'm hungry! When's the queso gonna be ready?"

She struggles to lift the large stew pot filled with old bicycle parts, turnips, and salon sweepings. A bead of sweat appears on her brow as she turns on the blowtorch.

ANNOUNCER: "Tired of making queso the Same Old Way?"

The mother tries desperately to fill the overstuffed pot with cats, who keep climbing out. One scratches her wrist and draws blood. She sighs.

ANNOUNCER: "All the pounding and grinding!"

As the cats escape en masse, the woman falls to the floor, flailing her arms as the cats stream over her prone body.

ANNOUNCER: "The churning and basting!"

The pot topples to the floor, splattering its contents everywhere. As the woman struggles to her hands and knees, a flock of vultures flies in and begin pecking at her eyes, believing her to be dead.

ANNOUNCER: "The mincing and boiling!"

The woman moans as her denuded sockets ooze milky fluid and the vultures scream.

ANNOUNCER: "There's got to be a better way!"

The woman comically blows loose hair away from what's left of her face as the kitchen explodes. Far away, the sun darkens and spins rapidly, eventually revealing itself to be a wedge of cheese.

ANNOUNCER: "Order now, and we'll also send you an Igia Clear, free of charge!"

We need to film this immediately.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 16:09

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Thanks Obama

# ? Nov 12, 2017 16:26

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Data Graham posted:

Thanks Obama

OBAMA loves Mexico
Queso comes from Mexico
Obama is queso
Makes u think

# ? Nov 12, 2017 16:30

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

chitoryu12 posted:

We need to film this immediately.

Okay, but I'm keeping that Igia.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 16:30

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

CHILD'S VOICE: "Mom! I'm hungry! When's the queso gonna be ready?"

She struggles to lift the large stew pot filled with old bicycle parts, turnips, and salon sweepings. A bead of sweat appears on her brow as she turns on the blowtorch.

ANNOUNCER: "Tired of making queso the Same Old Way?"

The mother tries desperately to fill the overstuffed pot with cats, who keep climbing out. One scratches her wrist and draws blood. She sighs.

ANNOUNCER: "All the pounding and grinding!"

As the cats escape en masse, the woman falls to the floor, flailing her arms as the cats stream over her prone body.

ANNOUNCER: "The churning and basting!"

The pot topples to the floor, splattering its contents everywhere. As the woman struggles to her hands and knees, a flock of vultures flies in and begin pecking at her eyes, believing her to be dead.

ANNOUNCER: "The mincing and boiling!"

The woman moans as her denuded sockets ooze milky fluid and the vultures scream.

ANNOUNCER: "There's got to be a better way!"

The woman comically blows loose hair away from what's left of her face as the kitchen explodes. Far away, the sun darkens and spins rapidly, eventually revealing itself to be a wedge of cheese.

ANNOUNCER: "Order now, and we'll also send you an Igia Clear, free of charge!"

both amazing and magical.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 16:53

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Glazier posted:

mangia!

My primary exposure to that word is it being screamed at someone to force them to eat literal poo poo.

So not necessarily what I would use in an advert.

Though I guess most people probably haven't heard of Salo.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:35

OutsideAngel: May 4, 2008

Japanese mayo is no better and no worse than the poo poo you buy in western supermarkets. It's a little more sweet, it uses different vinegars so it has a slightly different tang, and it's full of delicious MSG. Honestly if you bought a sachet of MSG crystals and sprinkled them over some Miracle Whip you'd be hard-pressed to taste the difference.

It definitely is not "closer to aioli" or whatever dumb poo poo some weeb wannabe foodies might try to claim.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:47

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

CHILD'S VOICE: "Mom! I'm hungry! When's the queso gonna be ready?"

She struggles to lift the large stew pot filled with old bicycle parts, turnips, and salon sweepings. A bead of sweat appears on her brow as she turns on the blowtorch.

ANNOUNCER: "Tired of making queso the Same Old Way?"

The mother tries desperately to fill the overstuffed pot with cats, who keep climbing out. One scratches her wrist and draws blood. She sighs.

ANNOUNCER: "All the pounding and grinding!"

As the cats escape en masse, the woman falls to the floor, flailing her arms as the cats stream over her prone body.

ANNOUNCER: "The churning and basting!"

The pot topples to the floor, splattering its contents everywhere. As the woman struggles to her hands and knees, a flock of vultures flies in and begin pecking at her eyes, believing her to be dead.

ANNOUNCER: "The mincing and boiling!"

The woman moans as her denuded sockets ooze milky fluid and the vultures scream.

ANNOUNCER: "There's got to be a better way!"

The woman comically blows loose hair away from what's left of her face as the kitchen explodes. Far away, the sun darkens and spins rapidly, eventually revealing itself to be a wedge of cheese.

ANNOUNCER: "Order now, and we'll also send you an Igia Clear, free of charge!"

Nice

# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:52

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I ordered some noodle dish once by accident (pressed the wrong button on the ticket machine) and got a bowlful of yamaimo snot, raw egg, and fish cake. At the time, I didn't eat eggs, I hate fish, and yamaimo makes me gag. I think I ended up running away when the chef turned his back. I felt dummmb.

Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: I ran away when the chef turned his back

# ? Nov 12, 2017 17:55

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Mayonnaise is great

# ? Nov 12, 2017 18:14

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've been making my queso out of a bunch of rocks and salt I was like LOL WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

E: f;b.

Maybe use the kid as the queso base?

# ? Nov 12, 2017 18:16

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Samizdata posted:

Maybe use the kid as the queso base?

That's how you get Batman villains.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 18:20

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

That's how you get Batman villains.

You, because you are bad and made kidso? Or the kid because it now goes by Kidso?

# ? Nov 12, 2017 18:34

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

You, because you are bad and made kidso? Or the kid because it now goes by Kidso?

Solomon Grundy
Bone app the teeth

# ? Nov 12, 2017 18:54

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I feel like someone drowning in cheese is very Gothamy.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 18:54

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

OutsideAngel posted:

Japanese mayo is no better and no worse than the poo poo you buy in western supermarkets. It's a little more sweet, it uses different vinegars so it has a slightly different tang, and it's full of delicious MSG. Honestly if you bought a sachet of MSG crystals and sprinkled them over some Miracle Whip you'd be hard-pressed to taste the difference.

It definitely is not "closer to aioli" or whatever dumb poo poo some weeb wannabe foodies might try to claim.

lol if you don't already have a big bag of MSG in your pantry

# ? Nov 12, 2017 19:02

Osama Dozen-Dongs: Nov 29, 2014

OwlFancier posted:

My primary exposure to that word is it being screamed at someone to force them to eat literal poo poo.

So not necessarily what I would use in an advert.

Though I guess most people probably haven't heard of Salo.

Uhh...

I'd guess most people familiar with Salo have also had some other contact with the Italian language, weird dude.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 19:33

LogicalFallacy: Nov 16, 2015; Wrecking hell's shit since 1993

The Snoo posted:

lol if you don't already have a big bag of MSG in your pantry

There are people that don't?

# ? Nov 12, 2017 19:37

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I thought saló was chocolate-covered lard.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 19:43

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

Uhh...

I'd guess most people familiar with Salo have also had some other contact with the Italian language, weird dude.

I have very little contact with Italian as a language and it would have to be very strong contact to quite override that particular screaming of the word.

It was very vigorously acted.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 19:45

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

uPen posted:

1. Is that corn?
2. Why the gently caress is it pulsating.

That is a sweep just waiting to happen, look at how much Creep they've established on the map already.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 20:25

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

KataraniSword posted:

Yeah, Japanese mayonnaise is closer to aioli than it is to the stuff you'd buy in an American Kroger. It's still got roughly the same texture (which is what makes mayo offputting for some people, like me) but it's a lot more flavorful.

Ultimate Mango posted:

Mayo corollary: Japanese Mayo isn�t mayo and is cool and good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPpQ29bL-c

And is it really not a mayo?? I've never had it but I've seen Zimmern and Anthony Bourdain eat it and they both seem to think it tastes pretty much similar to it. I can't find the video but Bourdain got a mayo and corn pizza in Japan and basically gagged and gave it to the cameramen to eat

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 20:34 on Nov 12, 2017

# ? Nov 12, 2017 20:30

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

LogicalFallacy posted:

There are people that don't?

there are a lot of people who hear 'MSG' and immediately think about migraines and ~chemicaaaalllllssssss~

# ? Nov 12, 2017 20:34

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

more for me

# ? Nov 12, 2017 20:35

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

The Snoo posted:

there are a lot of people who hear 'MSG' and immediately think about migraines and ~chemicaaaalllllssssss~

These people also believe in wifi poisoning and shouldn't be humored

# ? Nov 12, 2017 20:39

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

I can't find the video but Bourdain got a mayo and corn pizza in Japan and basically gagged and gave it to the cameramen to eat

He also thinks Lawson makes the world's best egg-salad sandwiches, which include mayo. :shrug:

# ? Nov 12, 2017 20:45

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Hirayuki posted:

He also thinks Lawson makes the world's best egg-salad sandwiches, which include mayo.

He doesn't hate mayo he just thinks asian pizza with mayo is an abomination. And if it's basically just American mayo which it seems to be I'd probably agree

# ? Nov 12, 2017 20:54

Captain Jesus: Feb 26, 2009; What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Since cheese and Japan were mentioned, here's some wagyu beef "cheesesteak"

Or is it even cheese? It's definitely a way to screw up a steak.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 21:02

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

e: oop

# ? Nov 12, 2017 21:14

ForceKin: Dec 22, 2009

http://wewantplates.com/2017/10/bread-in-a-commode/

Brings new meaning to the term "pinching a loaf."

# ? Nov 12, 2017 21:38

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Solomon Grundy
Bone app the teeth

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I feel like someone drowning in cheese is very Gothamy.

I like the idea of Bats battling Quesoface, with all the powers of cheesy goodness.

"Alfred, program the Batwing to bring me more Battortilla chips NOW! Also, maybe some of the spicy Batsalsa..."

Also, no badmouthing Solomon. He's a fave of mine. The flat out dumbest indestructible force of nature around.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 21:47

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Captain Jesus posted:

Since cheese and Japan were mentioned, here's some wagyu beef "cheesesteak"

Or is it even cheese? It's definitely a way to screw up a steak.

That�s raclette, you cheese igoramus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVxRPLfMwc

You cheese infidel

Totally would :randstare:

Edit: Now available in Indonesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlySUSU08_w

twoday has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Nov 13, 2017

# ? Nov 12, 2017 22:24

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Excuse me I think you mean two.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 22:29

Captain Jesus: Feb 26, 2009; What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

twoday posted:

That�s raclette, you cheese igoramus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVxRPLfMwc

You cheese infidel

Totally would

Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlySUSU08_w

Fair enough. Still wouldn't put that on a steak though. Would be nice with a toasted baguette.

# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:08

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# ? May 25, 2024 02:51

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I feel like someone drowning in cheese is very Gothamy.

"Batman! The city is in a panic! Stomachs are rumbling, riots are breaking out in lines to the bathrooms, cats and dogs hiding from people farts together, mass hysteria!"

"Robin, I believe it is my old foe: The Intolerant Lactose!"

# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:23

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