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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


bobfather posted:

It looks like a kid goes in. I hope they're ok :(

He's fine, everything down there floats.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

bobfather posted:

It looks like a kid goes in. I hope they're ok :(

I looked up the incident and it was a pedestrian bridge collapsing. The one who went down with it was injured but survived.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dear OSHA thread, i'm fairly sure i committed a violation today.

My drill is broken and i needed to poke holes in stuff.



It was fine once it got spinning. I'd be lying if i said i wouldn't do it again.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Powershift posted:

Dear OSHA thread, i'm fairly sure i committed a violation today.

My drill is broken and i needed to poke holes in stuff.



It was fine once it got spinning. I'd be lying if i said i wouldn't do it again.

I see nothing wrong with this other than it must have been a real bitch to get the hole accurately placed.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Jerry Cotton posted:

loving Dolan.

If no one else will :golfclap: for this, I will

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/64BNg0y.mp4

Truck transporting wine had the lid pop off mid-transit.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

In the same vein:


Firefighting planes having fire supressant flushed out of the tanks. The red color comes from a clay based thickener used in the supressant.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Collateral Damage posted:

In the same vein:


Firefighting planes having fire supressant flushed out of the tanks. The red color comes from a clay based thickener used in the supressant.

You can't fool me! I know that is blood from GIs who died for Bush's oil profits!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






FEMA death planes

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Nenonen posted:

You can't fool me! I know that is blood from GIs who died for Bush's oil profits!

Lies, Gwar just took up chemtrails.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Nenonen posted:

You can't fool me! I know that is blood from GIs who died for Bush's oil profits!

Actually some dumbass on the repair crew put the blood-to-oil converter in backwards.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


I hope that's just a broken cooling pipe.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lurking Haro posted:

I hope that's just a broken cooling pipe.

I think it was a coolant leak on a Zamboni.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

That would have to be coolant unless somebody got decapitated by an ice skate. Clint Malarchuk didn't even leave that much blood on the ice.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Space Jam posted:

Clint Malarchuk didn't even leave that much blood on the ice.

I had to look that up and holy poo poo :stare:

:nms: OPEN THE BLOOD GATES

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Yeah that was pretty wild. Dude was lucky that his trainer happened to be a Vietnam combat medic who came in and pinched his jugular shut.

Edit: Apparently he was actually not a medic in Vietman but a combat engineer. Still had a cool head on his shoulders.

Lemon fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Nov 12, 2017

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
No one died or was even seriously injured. But here's what happens when you overload a cheapo 3rd floor apartment and have the whole party jump up and down a whole bunch:

https://twitter.com/ja_rene_/status/929626405985570816

https://twitter.com/marinate_onthat/status/929623018300755968

https://twitter.com/carleyc43/status/929668311259983873

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Load-bearing saran-wrap! :ughh:

It looks like a brick veneer wrapped around a steel pipe column.

Still though, nice fix.

PBS
Sep 21, 2015
Hell I'd be mad just about the party. Loud as hell music and people jumping up and down above you?

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Check up on the feed of the person from the lower apartment. People being complete assholes.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Lemon posted:

Yeah that was pretty wild. Dude was lucky that his trainer happened to be a Vietnam combat medic who came in and pinched his jugular shut.

Edit: Apparently he was actually not a medic in Vietman but a combat engineer. Still had a cool head on his shoulders.

Not even the jugular, but the loving carotid. Major arterial bleeds will kill you faster and deaded than almost any other kind of injury. Watching the video, the hit occurs at 0:16 and Jim Pizzutelli sails in at 0:28 to heroically pinch off the artery (he kept holding it until medical personnel arrived). Overall, Malarchuk lost about 1.5 liters of blood, nearly half a gallon or about 30% of his total blood volume, most of it in those first 12 seconds. His trainer knew exactly what do it and reacted outstandingly fast. Amazing work.

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

TTerrible posted:

Check up on the feed of the person from the lower apartment. People being complete assholes.

The people that broke the floor setup a gofundme.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

TTerrible posted:

Check up on the feed of the person from the lower apartment. People being complete assholes.

I hope the landlord sues them and wins.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

PBS posted:

The people that broke the floor setup a gofundme.

Questions over how legit that is. They do not seem like good neighbours.

https://twitter.com/carleyc43/status/929661488155029509

https://twitter.com/breecastro_/status/929659753235648512

https://twitter.com/carleyc43/status/929714738493313025

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

PopeCrunch posted:

Is it time to repost this old accident report yet? It's a favorite. https://www.osha.gov/pls/imis/accidentsearch.accident_detail?id=201071131

:hmbol:

But seriously, the keywords "penis" and "degloved" should never, ever share a search bar.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

redgubbinz posted:

:hmbol:

But seriously, the keywords "penis" and "degloved" should never, ever share a search bar.

No glove, no love

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

No one died or was even seriously injured. But here's what happens when you overload a cheapo 3rd floor apartment and have the whole party jump up and down a whole bunch:

https://twitter.com/ja_rene_/status/929626405985570816

https://twitter.com/marinate_onthat/status/929623018300755968

https://twitter.com/carleyc43/status/929668311259983873

Another angle:

https://twitter.com/FernandoTheG/status/929622632055607296

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/jeff-bezos-guide-to-life/
Jeff Bezos has quite the child-rearing technique.

quote:

On raising kids: Jeff and his wife let their kids use sharp knives since they were four and soon had them wielding power tools, because if they hurt themselves, they’d learn. Jeff says his wife’s perspective is “I’d much rather have a kid with nine fingers than a resourceless kid.”
I'm guessing the kid's perspective is "I'd rather have 10 fingers and a responsible parent than a super-libertarian mom."

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Much better angle, it's way easier to see what's going on in this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.




Bad tubers.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i think an ent is trying to take over the electrical system

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

"Level 6 Goose Warning. Repent Sins."

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:siren: Incoming Goose :siren:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ChickenHeart posted:


L̸ͬͥ̈́̿̊͌͌ͦ̚͜҉̵͕̪̱͎̞͙̙͚̪̘͖̯̲̦̫͇͝Ȩ̸̭͓̲̥̏ͨ̽̀̃̆̀͂̽ͬ̒͐ͬͭ̈́V̢̗̟̝̖͗͑ͣͨ͠E̶̾ͯ̈́̓̿͑ͪͪ̓̓̑͐͑ͣ̚̕͏҉͓̟͉̣̩̜͕̲͖̥̕ͅĻ̵͇͕͎̻͕̤̬͙̲̬̠̇ͫͫͩͪ̔͊ͬ̎ͥ̐͌̐ͪ͌̏̆̚͟ ̴̨ͪ̓ͪ͗̏͐̉͆͜҉̮͎͇̜̹͉̰͇͇̪7̧͔̱͖̗̱̝̳͖̱̱͕̪̫͖̑̾̎̉̔̇͗̓͗̍̅͋̑̄ͩ͌̃ͩ ̢̧̢̜̪̗͓͗̏̽̐ͮͪͥ̂͑̋̓̏̂̑͢G̴̡̙̻̙͔͇̪̣̱͙̹͈̠ͪ̇ͨͥ̿̓ͧ̿̍ͤ͒͛͆ͭ͛̍̄̚̚͝͞Ơ̸̛͍͙͓̰̍̅ͦ̀̍̔ͥͪ͗̂̑̑͑̐ͧ̄O̸͎̪͓̲̘̒͊̃̾̋ͮ̈́̒ͦͤ̂ͣ̅̑ͧͬ̚͝͞S̴ͤ͛̏ͨͯͮ͏̖͙̬̭͎̪̞̘̖́͘͞Ë̸̶̛͖̲̻͙̥̞̻̥̭͙̣͉̺͔̗̦͕̯́̈ͫ͋̌͆ͭͧ̐͡ͅ ͧ́̊̇͊ͯ̊̄̈́̒̐ͫ̓̇͒̌͂̀҉͕̺̤̬̟̦ͅẀ̴̛̻̼͕̠̓͒̔͆̇̆̿̈̆̍͑͑̒̇̓͆̆͞A̜̱͙̳̞̍̒́͗͠͝R̶̷̐ͩ̉ͩͤ͐ͬ͗͡͏͉̞͔̩͍̖̤͇̰̺̤̰͘ͅŅ̨̖̮͕͚̫̥̱̼̦̫̦̩̤̊̄̓̇̃͊͌̌͐͂̃ͪ͛̕I̴̡̳̮̯̜͔͒͆ͥ̃ͦ̈̔ͨ̇ͫ̎ͪͨ̚N̴̶͓̬̙͖̗̹͕̔́̽͂̍͛ͦ͊̂ͥ̈́̐͊̿̀̚͜͞Ǧͨ̎͊͌ͮͪ̐ͤͨͫ̏̈̚҉̷̶̶̪̬͓̰̦͕̗̙̥̤

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