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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Nice shoes, Tweety

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
LITERALLY A BIRD has gotten so sick of our poo poo that she commissioned a transforming doom-mecha to obliterate us from land and air. The last thing we'll hear is a playful "WHO'S A PRETTY BOY?!" followed by the ear-piercing shriek of a collapsing vacuum left from air boiling away by the cleansing, searing light of twin-linked photon cannons.

And we'll deserve it, too.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Wait, does that mean Boy Anakin calling them "laser swords" was just because that's what Lucas thought they were called at the time?

And for content, here's a whole feature-length movie full of funny pictures!

Star Wars Uncut: Director’s Cut
https://vimeo.com/channels/staffpicks/34948855

(sorry, wanted to embed Youtube but they took it down from there)

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012











Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I love transforming robot toys that turn into completely useless objects. There's been a ton of them over the years, there's a surprising number of vintage transforming toys that turn into dumb stuff like padlocks and cash registers and stuff.













Edit: of course the official Transformers and Go-Bots toy lines also had many characters that transformed into lame objects like Soundwave and Reflector and Perceptor. The Go-Bots famously featured the Rock Lords who transformed into boulders and were dazzlingly effective warriors just as long as their opponents came at them from down a steep slope but they were otherwise completely useless.


Sit back and enjoy Voltron getting served by Robeast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjMFYAdvHJc

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

Roro posted:

Yeah hi where the gently caress can I buy this??

It's a custom build, sorry
http://gundamguy.blogspot.co.nz/2016/04/hg-1144-clanche-custom-cockatoo-custom.html

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Greedo was played by a man and a lady. In the shots where we see both Han and Greedo in the frame he's played by Paul Blake but when they later shot some pickup closeups of Greedo he was played by Maria De Aragon. The Paul Blake version of Greedo has silly long fingers with suckers on the end and a slightly different vest, the Maria De Aragon version has shorter fingers.




Wow. I kinda hope those two got married and had The Most British Looking Child of All Time.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

However the best Greedo is obviously Butthole Greedo.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Roro posted:

Yeah hi where the gently caress can I buy this??

This thing and a bunch of paint and plastic

https://www.amazon.com/Bandai-Hobby...L70_&dpSrc=srch

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I went through the same sudden panic of needing that boid. Now I am sad that A) It's not purchasable and B) I am terrible with model kits.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

High-Grade(1/144-scale) Gunpla kits in-general can be found for about $15-30 apiece at Amazon or HLJ.com. They're very simple snap-build kits that just need nippers to remove parts from the sprues and look pretty great even without paint.

And will be an utter bane to your empty shelf space and wallet. :shepspends:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Das Boo posted:

I went through the same sudden panic of needing that boid. Now I am sad that A) It's not purchasable and B) I am terrible with model kits.

That's the great thing about Gundam model kits, you don't need to be good at models! The pieces come pre-molded in the correct colors, and snap together without glue. All you need is a pair of nippers or wire cutters to cut the pieces out. Then just follow the easy to understand instructions.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Is... is level 5 the highest or the lowest :ohdear:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Is... is level 5 the highest or the lowest :ohdear:

It's the middlest. It's a scale of 10.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Well if that's the case we had a goose at work who was a level 11 because that bird straight up tried to murder me multiple times just because I looked at it.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Picnic Princess posted:

Well if that's the case we had a goose at work who was a level 11 because that bird straight up tried to murder me multiple times just because I looked at it.

You need to check your math because on the official Goose Aggression Scale 7 is the obliteration of all humanity.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
At level 5 the goose gains 2 additional skill points.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Olive! posted:

At level 5 the goose gains 2 additional skill points.

Geese always min/max


1 point in fly
1 point in walk
1 point in swim
1 point in honk
34 points in be a goddamn rear end in a top hat

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


dumb. posted:

You need to check your math because on the official Goose Aggression Scale 7 is the obliteration of all humanity.

At 10 they gain the Infinity Gauntlet.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Wow. I kinda hope those two got married and had The Most British Looking Child of All Time.

That sounds like one of those annoying riddles.

My mother is Greedo. My father is also Greedo. Who am I?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That sounds like one of those annoying riddles.

My mother is Greedo. My father is also Greedo. Who am I?

An orphan.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That sounds like one of those annoying riddles.

My mother is Greedo. My father is also Greedo. Who am I?

Seymour Butts

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

My mother is Greedo. My father is also Greedo. Who am I?

Your father can't be Greedo. Han shot first.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Was he bullied in the cantina? hmm let me think
  • both parents were greedo (long story)

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Evilreaver posted:

Was he bullied in the cantina? hmm let me think
  • both parents were greedo (long story)

Had the word JEDI for a mouth.

Circuitjerky
Mar 17, 2006

Have fun recycling your wee to save a buck.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I really need another season of this already.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jamesman posted:

I really need another season of this already.

They recently released an entire series of a TV morning show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlF0q_d6qg

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 08:39 on Nov 13, 2017

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's bodypaint. See how the paint has worn off around the costume?



Random neat fact, the Twilek dancer lady who has a boob pop out in Return of the Jedi was tracked down when they were reshooting stuff for the SPECIAL EDITION one, and turns out she was the same size as she was when they did the original filming and still fit perfectly in the same costume.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They recently released an entire series of a TV morning show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlF0q_d6qg

Thanks for the heads up!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

this is the adult version of 'little monkies jumping on a bed" right? im gonna guess its not actually the adult version though and its one of those lovely youtubes aimed at kids though

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌








Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

the Twilek dancer lady who has a boob pop out in Return of the Jedi

:stare: go on...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DiggityDoink posted:

this is the adult version of 'little monkies jumping on a bed" right? im gonna guess its not actually the adult version though and its one of those lovely youtubes aimed at kids though

Almost definitely. If you do a youtube search for 'five jumping on the bed' there's over 2 million hits.

Edit: Let's scroll through that search until we find something disturbing

Edit 2: WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG


Edit: what the ACTUAL gently caress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OoU2ck2RiY


Edit: I take it back, these are genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNc_D_nlfaY

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 09:32 on Nov 13, 2017

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Breetai posted:

:stare: go on...


That's pretty much it. The dancer in the beginning that Jabba feeds to the rancor has a boob pop out while she's struggling with the chain.

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Good to see the WWE royal rumble plotlines starting to make sense.

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