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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Starshark posted:

Lookit dis ratio

https://twitter.com/CarrollBryant/status/929374683086061569

e: fuuuuuuuuck I've almost got more likes and I have thirty followers!

Someone’s just upset that their books on Amazon now have one star ratings and labeled Pedo Supporter in practically all of them :allears:

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Starshark posted:

Lookit dis ratio

https://twitter.com/CarrollBryant/status/929374683086061569

e: fuuuuuuuuck I've almost got more likes and I have thirty followers!

It takes a special kind of idiot Republican to attack "triggered snowflakes" and also whine about being bullied by said snowflakes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


An political cartoon :
Frame #1: man shouting "those snowflakes are so weak and ineffectual!"
Frame #2: man buried to his head in snow "oh woe is me"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Spoderman posted:

I get why it's used, but it's a broad enough brush that I'm sure in two months, Trump will be calling his opponents bots.

"Fake people! Covfefe"

(tweet gets 10 million likes)

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

seiferguy posted:

I've heard people suggesting that a twitter bot posted this. I have no idea though.

If it is, it's also a bot that made several pages of quotes of himself on goodreads https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/4833566.Carroll_Bryant

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Has any conservative pundit come out with the “actually, it’s ephebophelia!” Defense yet?

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
1
Want to see the conclusion to this, where Trump gets his tie caught at the bottom of the escalator.


2


3
"Hmm..need one more name for this list. Somebody in the public eye... Somebody powerful...Of course! Andy Dick!"


4


5


6

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Retromancer posted:

Has any conservative pundit come out with the “actually, it’s ephebophelia!” Defense yet?

What about using Jesus to defend Roy Moore?

http://time.com/5017940/roy-moore-sexual-contact-underage-jesus-defense-jim-ziegler/

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

How do I know you're all not bots...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bleep bloop he's on to us computer comrades!

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Wistful of Dollars posted:

How do I know you're all not bots...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcGKNlIO2mI

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"


Strikingly accurate Mitch McConnell.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

WTF how is prickly city consistently so bland.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This is probably the best Mallard Fillmore cartoon ever. Isn't that depressing?

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Fathis Munk posted:

WTF how is prickly city consistently so bland.

Doesn’t he submit it like two weeks in advance?

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Wistful of Dollars posted:

How do I know you're all not bots...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYN7RxpumU8

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Curiouser and curiouser in Mrs May's cabinet - David Simonds on the prime minister’s disintegrating hold over her ministers" After Tenniel.

Sunday Telegraph:

[url="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/11/putin-and-trump-want-political-solution-to-syria-conflict-kremlin-says"Trump believes Putin on Russia meddling, but then backs US agencies[/url]

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Retromancer posted:

Has any conservative pundit come out with the “actually, it’s ephebophelia!” Defense yet?

This tweet is in response to the question "What kind of crime would be horrible enough to to not support a Republican?"

https://twitter.com/horowitz39/status/929150424501723136

And David Hall's statement isn't quite worded that way but it's close close enough.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/928732444710326272

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Henry Payne remains the absolute dumbest motherfucker in this thread.

Not the worst or the most mean-spirited, but my God is he brainless.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
Holy moley https://mobile.twitter.com/RebelYellDad/status/929424093778235392

:chloe:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:pedo:

E: reading through the reviews, it's apparently about a teacher named "kavita" (wtf) trying to bang his 14 yo student.

Fathis Munk fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Nov 12, 2017

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Twelve by Pies posted:

This tweet is in response to the question "What kind of crime would be horrible enough to to not support a Republican?"

https://twitter.com/horowitz39/status/929150424501723136

And David Hall's statement isn't quite worded that way but it's close close enough.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/928732444710326272

The Republican propaganda machine has been working real hard since Nixon to make their "moral majority" voting base okay with the moral failings of their side. The American people basically turned on Nixon for being crude rather than the actual evil he committed.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

rodbeard posted:

The Republican propaganda machine has been working real hard since Nixon to make their "moral majority" voting base okay with the moral failings of their side. The American people basically turned on Nixon for being crude rather than the actual evil he committed.

Sounds about right, there are a lot of people who hate Trump but would be at least ok with him if he didn't tweet

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Fathis Munk posted:

:pedo:

E: reading through the reviews, it's apparently about a teacher named "kavita" (wtf) trying to bang his 14 yo student.

5 stars, recommended for "Anyone everyone!" posted:

Kavita and Lily was in love, but their love was not approved by the society, call it forbidden, call it pedophilic, to me age is just a number, and love certainly knows no boundaries.

Why is it that the society is in acceptance of a relationship between 16 year old teenage girls and centenarian vampires? Wherelse a relationship between a teacher and a student is strictly forbidden, and once again, quote: pedophilic? How much different could a 16 year old think compare to an 18 year old? They still tend to make the same mistakes, make the same judgments. Thus rounding up to my previous statement, AGE is just a NUMBER, and LOVE has no RULES.
...
I enjoyed the carefree chapters and felt tears brimming as I uncovered the climax. I could not get over the fact how noble Kavita was! He took the Last Flight Out in order to save Lily from having to suffer, knowing that she had suffer enough from her experience in her hell-like household.

Oh wait, 14 yo was actually too generous.

quote:

There's no way I could stomache a sexual relationship between a 17 year old and an adult, let alone a 12 year old and an adult.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So what I'm getting out of all this is that if someone defends pedophilia, it's because they pretty much are one and are thus defending themselves too.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Picnic Princess posted:

So what I'm getting out of all this is that if someone defends pedophilia, it's because they pretty much are one and are thus defending themselves too.

It's kind of amazing how many pedos are just kind of falling right out of the woodwork. It's like a cascade.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I thought we learned that when all these people defending Nazis all of the sudden started "ironically" heiling hitler.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
And like white supremacists, I'm sure pedophiles aren't as rare as we prefer to think. Particularly since Western society sexualizes kids, in the advertising agency and so on.

We treat child molesters as inhuman to show how very much we care about our nation's children, but that goes out the window when it's a family member or important figure, and then it's all hands on deck to defend rape culture. Then all the pedos find themselves in a more welcoming environment. For a week or two, they can split hairs about ephebophilia on Facebook and have people take their side, so long as they keep the focus on this indispensably famous pervert.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Ragnar34 posted:

We treat child molesters as inhuman to show how very much we care about our nation's children, but that goes out the window when it's a family member or important figure, and then it's all hands on deck to defend rape culture.

Unless of course the important figure is a Democrat/liberal/leftist, in which case they're the most evil people imaginable.

I mean, can you imagine the response from Republicans if this was Bill Clinton or Barack Obama being accused of what Roy Moore is accused of?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Ragnar34 posted:

And like white supremacists, I'm sure pedophiles aren't as rare as we prefer to think. Particularly since Western society sexualizes kids, in the advertising agency and so on.

We treat child molesters as inhuman to show how very much we care about our nation's children, but that goes out the window when it's a family member or important figure, and then it's all hands on deck to defend rape culture. Then all the pedos find themselves in a more welcoming environment. For a week or two, they can split hairs about ephebophilia on Facebook and have people take their side, so long as they keep the focus on this indispensably famous pervert.

I'm waiting for the next logical step in this hosed-up world being "Well if we make pedophilia negative that will just drive them underground!"

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Twelve by Pies posted:

I mean, can you imagine the response from Republicans if this was Bill Clinton or Barack Obama being accused of what Roy Moore is accused of?

They'd shoot up a pizza shop, I bet.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

if you make pedophiles illegal, only criminals will have children

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Ularg posted:

I'm waiting for the next logical step in this hosed-up world being "Well if we make pedophilia negative that will just drive them underground!"

This is indeed a stance taken by more than one prominent* libertarian political candidate, including one of the frontrunners for their 2008 presidential nomination.

Mary Ruwart posted:

Children who willingly participate in sexual acts have the right to make that decision as well, even if it’s distasteful to us personally. Some children will make poor choices just as some adults do in smoking and drinking to excess. When we outlaw child pornography, the prices paid for child performers rise, increasing the incentives for parents to use children against their will.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Twelve by Pies posted:

Unless of course the important figure is a Democrat/liberal/leftist, in which case they're the most evil people imaginable.

I mean, can you imagine the response from Republicans if this was Bill Clinton or Barack Obama being accused of what Roy Moore is accused of?

Anthony Weiner sent a photo of his dick to an underaged girl, did he not?

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Captain_Maclaine posted:

This is indeed a stance taken by more than one prominent* libertarian political candidate, including one of the frontrunners for their 2008 presidential nomination.

That's some hosed up economics.
"If you decrease supply, the price will go up, so the supply will increase." - a real person

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Neodoomium posted:

Anthony Weiner sent a photo of his dick to an underaged girl, did he not?

How many liberals tried to justify it?

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Ragnar34 posted:

And like white supremacists, I'm sure pedophiles aren't as rare as we prefer to think. Particularly since Western society sexualizes kids, in the advertising agency and so on.

Very true. We have no idea how much of the population are pedophiles, because even telling someone you have those kind of thoughts and urges could lead to dramatic repercussions. Even seeking treatment could ruin you, so there’s no way to accurately gauge these tendencies.

gowb
Apr 14, 2005

Ularg posted:

I'm waiting for the next logical step in this hosed-up world being "Well if we make pedophilia negative that will just drive them underground!"

People on reddit are literally already doing this, as the vanguard for the """pedosexual""" movement. It's pretty gross to see someone talk about how noble and sympathetic the pedophile is, hated by society and himself, much like my favorite character Humbert Humbert

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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Triskelli posted:

Very true. We have no idea how much of the population are pedophiles, because even telling someone you have those kind of thoughts and urges could lead to dramatic repercussions. Even seeking treatment could ruin you, so there’s no way to accurately gauge these tendencies.

Everyone has hosed up thoughts and urges of one kind or another, as much has been widely documented. Everyone has the responsibility to control themselves.

At least with my demons I'd always have a military career to resort to.

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